Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Here's Bob supporting the Lesser Brother
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I've seen this formulation from a whole lot of people besides the Brothers Chipman and it always makes me see red. It's a self-righteous pose, so pious and seeking to look high-minded, but it reveals itself as transparent bullshit and rabid tribalism when you realize that the definition of "human rights" covered here includes subjecting teenagers to hormone treatments and genital mutilation, or the position held as recently as 2010 by Barack Obama that marriage is between a man and a woman.

What about the human rights of the infant you think should be dismembered and vacuumed out of the womb up until the umbilical cord is cut? Oh, right. "Not a person." This odious little slogan is just there to let monsters feel good about themselves as they justify any atrocity against their political opponents. No wonder the Chippa never calls out his grotesque big brother on constantly dehumanizing everyone he hates.
 
Nazibob's back (decenscored):
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I've seen this formulation from a whole lot of people besides the Brothers Chipman and it always makes me see red. It's a self-righteous pose, so pious and seeking to look high-minded, but it reveals itself as transparent bullshit and rabid tribalism when you realize that the definition of "human rights" covered here includes subjecting teenagers to hormone treatments and genital mutilation, or the position held as recently as 2010 by Barack Obama that marriage is between a man and a woman.

What about the human rights of the infant you think should be dismembered and vacuumed out of the womb up until the umbilical cord is cut? Oh, right. "Not a person." This odious little slogan is just there to let monsters feel good about themselves as they justify any atrocity against their political opponents. No wonder the Chippa never calls out his grotesque big brother on constantly dehumanizing everyone he hates.
These are also the same types ok with forcibly taking babies out of people they hate, too :c
 
Overthrowing a government is hard.

Governing afterwards is even harder.

But don't worry, terminally online people have figured out how we will install mandatory safe spaces, UBI, and 8 Marvel movies a year by next May, comrade. None of those pesky war lords or dictators either.

Edit: Please Bob, support removing judges for ruling ways you don't like, not for corruption or criminal activity. There is no way that could ever backfire, you dumb fuck.
 
Nazibob chimes in on the Supreme Court:
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"It's bad when Republicans want to require voters to provide their ID. It's good when Democrats actually engage in literal voter intimidation and suppression!" Tactics and targets, y'know (thread for context):
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This is one of those moment when I'm torn.

On the one hand, so much watching tankies and all is an exercise in dealing with underpants gnomes.
1. Riot!
2. ????
3. Utopia!

Try and get anything concrete out of them and you realize all they have are vague notions of how things should be, very rarely any actual real idea on how to accomplish it (exceptions I have come across are duly noted, saluted, and remembered).

But Bobby here? He seems to actually have some idea of what it would take. He actually has some notion of the real, concrete steps people would have to take to accomplish their one-party state.

And of course he comes off as the fascist monster that he is.

So do I root for the dumb, naïve idiots who maintain some semblance of human dignity in their hopes for a better world? Or do I root for the absolute monster who does have some slight grip on reality and what it would take to do what he wills? Who do you hope to win when Lenin and Stalin fight?
 
So Bob is the type of idiot that if presented with two sport teams to support he would support the one that wins the most and would ignore any intertainment value the other team could provide? Makes sense as he only watches Marvel movies because that is what the other twitter NPCs watch. I wonder if he only likes Mario because those games tend to sell more than Sonic ones.

TL;DR if Bob was a woman he would be a Kpop stan.
When Bob "got into" Mario, Nintendo had a few years with no real competition. They were even bigger in videogames than Disney is in general entertainment, and they positioned themselves as the family friendly brand. Bob was happy because videogames were childish at the time, and he could watch the terrible Nintendo shows on TV like Captain N (which he has cosplayed as) and feel like he was in the majority.

Bob liked this show well enough to cosplay as the main character and I will never believe he was doing it ironically.

Of course, Bob got furious when Sega started competing with Nintendo by being edgy and aiming at an older teenage audience than Nintendo. And he hates Sonic because the Sonic commercials mocked the Mario games and made him feel inferior. Sega was actually competitive with Nintendo, and I'd argue that in the United States, the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo were very competitive with neither really winning. Also, Sega pushed sports games like Football, Baseball and Basketball as part of their brand identity. In Bob's simple mind, I'm sure that made the Sega Genesis the jock system.
 
I've seen this formulation from a whole lot of people besides the Brothers Chipman and it always makes me see red. It's a self-righteous pose, so pious and seeking to look high-minded, but it reveals itself as transparent bullshit and rabid tribalism when you realize that the definition of "human rights" covered here includes subjecting teenagers to hormone treatments and genital mutilation, or the position held as recently as 2010 by Barack Obama that marriage is between a man and a woman.

What about the human rights of the infant you think should be dismembered and vacuumed out of the womb up until the umbilical cord is cut? Oh, right. "Not a person." This odious little slogan is just there to let monsters feel good about themselves as they justify any atrocity against their political opponents. No wonder the Chippa never calls out his grotesque big brother on constantly dehumanizing everyone he hates.
Let's not forget these very same people have spent the last two years trampling all over the human rights of others in the name of protecting themselves against a virus that has a 99.97% chance of recovery, culminating in them strong-arming people into getting injected with what amounts to an experimental drug whose side effects are potentially more lethal than virus it's supposed to prevent, all in the name of protecting lives

So yeah, Blob and his brother can get fucked with their 'denying human rights'
 
Overthrowing a government is hard.

Governing afterwards is even harder.

But don't worry, terminally online people have figured out how we will install mandatory safe spaces, UBI, and 8 Marvel movies a year by next May, comrade. None of those pesky war lords or dictators either.

Edit: Please Bob, support removing judges for ruling ways you don't like, not for corruption or criminal activity. There is no way that could ever backfire, you dumb fuck.

Bob sometimes reminds me of a no-joke, genuinely brain damaged personal lolcow of mine. Utterly incompetent writer, so personally offensive he was banned from Wattpad (when they still had forums to ban people from).

Half his non-writing tweets are nakedly aggressive slams against Republicans and "MAGA trolls," in which he often boasts about how "we're going to march" and "we're coming for you" and "we're going to crush you."

The other half are about his chronic cellulitis and glaucoma and how he can barely walk or see.

If you're going to be all talk, at least have something interesting to say.
 
When Bob "got into" Mario, Nintendo had a few years with no real competition. They were even bigger in videogames than Disney is in general entertainment, and they positioned themselves as the family friendly brand. Bob was happy because videogames were childish at the time, and he could watch the terrible Nintendo shows on TV like Captain N (which he has cosplayed as) and feel like he was in the majority.

Bob liked this show well enough to cosplay as the main character and I will never believe he was doing it ironically.

Of course, Bob got furious when Sega started competing with Nintendo by being edgy and aiming at an older teenage audience than Nintendo. And he hates Sonic because the Sonic commercials mocked the Mario games and made him feel inferior. Sega was actually competitive with Nintendo, and I'd argue that in the United States, the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo were very competitive with neither really winning. Also, Sega pushed sports games like Football, Baseball and Basketball as part of their brand identity. In Bob's simple mind, I'm sure that made the Sega Genesis the jock system.
This reminds me, have we ever got Robbie's opinion on Ernest Cline books? Preferably before it became trendy to hate them? He seems like the prime audience for that kinds of shit.
 
Bob was happy because videogames were childish at the time, and he could watch the terrible Nintendo shows on TV like Captain N (which he has cosplayed as) and feel like he was in the majority.
Bob liked this show well enough to cosplay as the main character and I will never believe he was doing it ironically.
Movieblob trying to get laid in a nutshell:
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Pictured in this tweet and reply is what happens when you're so terminally online and stuck in your bubble that you lose all touch with the rest of the world.

Bob really seems to think that his side hasn't been artificially pulling the pendulum their way for years now, decades even. The Democrats, the media, and Hollywood have been putting out their views as the only socially acceptable ones, and have kept pushing increasingly odious concepts, like "we should be allowed to abort a fetus anytime we want to, and be proud of it too" and "troons should be allowed to go into women's spaces and if you disagree you're a bigot" and so on. They got so high on their own farts, especially with Obama's election, that they felt they had free reign to force society to be exactly as they wanted it to be, and there wasn't a damn thing those unwashed country hicks could do about it.

Bob can't even comprehend that what he's seeing now is the actual swingback to all this lunacy. You can point to many other steps along the way, like Gamergate, Trump, and so on, but increasingly, people are fed up with a small minority of loudmouths haranguing everyone they see because they said or did something the harridans didn't like. This really took a turn once the lunatics started targeting children with shit like Drag Queen Story Hour and pushing dangerous hormone "treatments" on them to troon out. Couple that with an ineffectual government that continues to be more concerned with proper pronouns than addressing any of the actual crises going on, one that is also seen as illegitimate by a sizable contingent of the population, and the silent majority is getting increasingly fed up.

Pendulums don't immediately swing back as soon as they start moving in one direction, and the Dems have held it back for far too long. I don't think we're gonna get those vaunted right-wing death squads anytime soon, but I do think there's going to be a lot more people that run out of patience with lefties' view of the world. When you're focusing on how you're gonna get food on the table, you find that you just don't give a shit about roasties being blocked from sticking a vacuum up their cooch whenever they want, or troons being forced to use facilities aligned with their actual biological sex.

And on a side note, the most radical leftists seem to be NEETs with tugboats raging all day on Twitter, so I don't know why Bobbo thinks that his side is the one with all the jobs.
 
Pictured in this tweet and reply is what happens when you're so terminally online and stuck in your bubble that you lose all touch with the rest of the world.

Bob really seems to think that his side hasn't been artificially pulling the pendulum their way for years now, decades even. The Democrats, the media, and Hollywood have been putting out their views as the only socially acceptable ones, and have kept pushing increasingly odious concepts, like "we should be allowed to abort a fetus anytime we want to, and be proud of it too" and "troons should be allowed to go into women's spaces and if you disagree you're a bigot" and so on. They got so high on their own farts, especially with Obama's election, that they felt they had free reign to force society to be exactly as they wanted it to be, and there wasn't a damn thing those unwashed country hicks could do about it.

Bob can't even comprehend that what he's seeing now is the actual swingback to all this lunacy. You can point to many other steps along the way, like Gamergate, Trump, and so on, but increasingly, people are fed up with a small minority of loudmouths haranguing everyone they see because they said or did something the harridans didn't like. This really took a turn once the lunatics started targeting children with shit like Drag Queen Story Hour and pushing dangerous hormone "treatments" on them to troon out. Couple that with an ineffectual government that continues to be more concerned with proper pronouns than addressing any of the actual crises going on, one that is also seen as illegitimate by a sizable contingent of the population, and the silent majority is getting increasingly fed up.

Pendulums don't immediately swing back as soon as they start moving in one direction, and the Dems have held it back for far too long. I don't think we're gonna get those vaunted right-wing death squads anytime soon, but I do think there's going to be a lot more people that run out of patience with lefties' view of the world. When you're focusing on how you're gonna get food on the table, you find that you just don't give a shit about roasties being blocked from sticking a vacuum up their cooch whenever they want, or troons being forced to use facilities aligned with their actual biological sex.

And on a side note, the most radical leftists seem to be NEETs with tugboats raging all day on Twitter, so I don't know why Bobbo thinks that his side is the one with all the jobs.
I mean you've got Matt Taibbi (a liberal who's theoretically on the same side as these people) writing articles about a Feminist Group (yay!) that is taking on the California Prison System (yay!) for... allowing Trans Women with penises in the general prison population of women's prisons even though they are not taking hormones and are doing pretty much what you'd expect male criminals put in a women's prison to do.

Although Bob hasn't commented on this case as far as I know, we do have a good idea how he'd react to this article based on his other tweets:
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I'm not a huge fan of Taibbi or anything, but I do notice that even people who used to be leftists in good standing have started to get cancelled more and more often for taking positions which I would call common sense and sanity. I don't think this is a sustainable political model, but I might be wrong.
 
Well thats a surprise, Bob isnt wrong on the book being very shallow and boiling down to nothing but self gratification, heck..Im amazed he even calls out the gross shit.
He does the exact Clinean thing of using references instead of explaining or describing something within a sentence of calling it shallow though.

Bob is very much like Cline in that he thinks dropping references makes him smart or engaging.
 
Pictured in this tweet and reply is what happens when you're so terminally online and stuck in your bubble that you lose all touch with the rest of the world.

Bob really seems to think that his side hasn't been artificially pulling the pendulum their way for years now, decades even. The Democrats, the media, and Hollywood have been putting out their views as the only socially acceptable ones, and have kept pushing increasingly odious concepts, like "we should be allowed to abort a fetus anytime we want to, and be proud of it too" and "troons should be allowed to go into women's spaces and if you disagree you're a bigot" and so on. They got so high on their own farts, especially with Obama's election, that they felt they had free reign to force society to be exactly as they wanted it to be, and there wasn't a damn thing those unwashed country hicks could do about it.

Bob can't even comprehend that what he's seeing now is the actual swingback to all this lunacy. You can point to many other steps along the way, like Gamergate, Trump, and so on, but increasingly, people are fed up with a small minority of loudmouths haranguing everyone they see because they said or did something the harridans didn't like. This really took a turn once the lunatics started targeting children with shit like Drag Queen Story Hour and pushing dangerous hormone "treatments" on them to troon out. Couple that with an ineffectual government that continues to be more concerned with proper pronouns than addressing any of the actual crises going on, one that is also seen as illegitimate by a sizable contingent of the population, and the silent majority is getting increasingly fed up.

Pendulums don't immediately swing back as soon as they start moving in one direction, and the Dems have held it back for far too long. I don't think we're gonna get those vaunted right-wing death squads anytime soon, but I do think there's going to be a lot more people that run out of patience with lefties' view of the world. When you're focusing on how you're gonna get food on the table, you find that you just don't give a shit about roasties being blocked from sticking a vacuum up their cooch whenever they want, or troons being forced to use facilities aligned with their actual biological sex.

And on a side note, the most radical leftists seem to be NEETs with tugboats raging all day on Twitter, so I don't know why Bobbo thinks that his side is the one with all the jobs.

Bob's sort can't think that way, because part and parcel of being one of them is thinking that they are the eternal underdog victims fighting the evil empire, no matter how much power and social capital they acrew.
 
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Bob's sort can't think that way, because part and parcel of being one of them is thinking that they are the eternal underdog victims fighting the evil empire, no matter how much power and social capital they acrew.

Bob is a peculiar case, though, because he simultaneously believes his side is the perennial underdog and the vanguard of human evolution. I suspect it's a result of his ego, which is even fatter than his non-Euclidean head.
 
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