Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Good lord what is wrong with the Chippa? Why is he simping for muhbortions so hard that he publicly announces he'll disown anyone who disagrees? (Or maybe Bob would disown him if he didn't publicly emphasize he thinks the Court Decision Is Bad.) I guess because his wife is pro-muhbortion and he needs to signal it to keep from sleeping on the couch?! Also it figures a bunch of goddamn alcoholics are pro-muhbortion. Alcohol in vast quantities over time warps people's brains. It can enhance the negative qualities of people (like make them MORE narcissistic, if they already were so, or make them narcissistic, if they never showed signs of such previously).

I wonder what Mama Chipman thinks. I think it's safe to say the sister is as pro-mubortion as they come. Don't kid yourself, she is almost certainly just as politically exceptional as Chris and Bob. She's just smart enough to keep her mouth shut online about it, unlike her Lesser Brothers.

Also chippa and sarah better be drinking with other people because holy shit they'll need a designated driver if they're the only ones drinking all that shit.
There are also two other facts that I should point out:

1) Sinaloa is a Mexican state.

2) Sinaloa does not border Texas.

Jesus Christ! Look at a fucking map for once in your miserable life, Bob. You ar very much the physical embodiment of the ugly and ignorant American.
well to be absolutely fair, the Sinaloa Drug Cartel (which started in Sinaloa) does control broad swathes of territory that are right up against the US Border, including a patch across from (but not entirely contiguous with) the border of Texas. (Also Bob should be aware but probably isn't, that Mexico has very strict gun control and yet the Cartels manage to get their hands on AK-47's somehow and the common people are helpless to protect themselves, so NO, gun control in Mexico makes NOBODY safer and in fact that's probably EXACTLY HOW the cartels got out of control like they have over the past 6 decades - if the Common People could own automatic rifles then they could have A-Teamed the cartels before the cartels became a huge problem.)

Bob is still an idiot, though. If the Red State MAGAnaise Ghoulen in Texas (or any other border state) hate brown people as much as he thinks they do, they'll be so incredibly eager to gun down the browns flooding across the border that not one Sinaloa cartel member would survive.

Some :epik: needs to point out to Bob that he keeps tweeting that The Enemy (MAGAnaiseghoulen) Is Both Strong And Weak. That is a fascist idea, therefore Bob is a fascist. Simple. ;)
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Just get out of the way. Both of you. Thank you.

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Bobby and MOS are repeating an urban legend. The CDC page on Riot Control Agents does not list miscarriage as a complication. I also checked Chapter 15 of this book ("Incapacitating Agents and Technologies: A Review") and found nothing, although miscarriage was reported for victims subjected to tasers.

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Try it! It won't be an insurrection because you are the Right Side of History!

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Where is Xi and since when is Jeremy Corbyn a "world leader"?

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The only explanation children like Bobby needs is a big fat ruler.

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KF's intel returns with a photo of Bobby's Battalion.
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Bobby outline the strategy for the Democrats in this "war":
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Indeed, Bobby is such a master strategist that he humbly offers his service to Obama:
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We'll return to Field Marshall Chipman's military stratagems later.

Leave Saint Obama and Mommy Hillary alone! Stop scapegoating them!
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David Fucking Hogg, whose courage shames us all.
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Bobby admits that women who voted Trump (or equivalently, Evangelical Christian women) are indeed people, just not the right kind of people.
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Sherman was problematic but it's okay because he is no longer a person, but a "symbol".
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So is it okay to praise Hitler for being symbolic of a sharp dresser, a dog lover, and a classical music buff?

Trump's spokesgal made a blooper (what she misspoke might as well be "wide life"), which morons over the internet ran away with.
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Because Justice Clarence Thomas is totally incapable of independent thinking.

As sure as liberals disparage black people who wrongthink, they refuse to recognize the credentials of women who wrongthink -- or even marry the wrong husband.
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AOC found herself a big fat grift.
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Bobby also retweet this 10-part thread by AOC (archive). I won't bother to screencap it.


The phrase "happening zone" is happening.
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Bobby assumes farmers don't know how to use drones (hint: seeding, fertilizers, pest control and general field survey)
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Coastal Elites come out to educate the "hogs".
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Even better for Bobby's health if he has to dig potatoes by himself.

Okay okay perhaps Elites can survive on Californian apricots and oranges, but how about power?
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I hope James Calbraith knows what are all those "I have an abortion and so should you" T-shirts are made of. (Hint 2: something America can no longer import from China because Biden is too busy sucking Uighur dick.)

So, in case Civil War II breaks out, how will it play out? Let's ask the modern-day Sun Tzu.
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Arizona refuses to chase the Superior Future dream:
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We can't round up our Dobbs coverage without asking our Angels:
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Some woman wishes she had been aborted.
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A fedora and a ((()))
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A group of Christian women hike up Arizona's Camelback Mountain "to get closer to God", but suffered heat stroke (Fox News article)
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I daresay the experience did bring them closer to God.

Covid relief is all Trump's fault.
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InfraHaz draws the obvious parallel. Bobby replies with height jokes.
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The reliable "yer mum" joke backfires spectacularly this time.
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Senpai notice ME!!!
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> Be Bob
> Reply to CHINESE STATE-OWNED MEDIA (aka lying sacks of commie shit)
> Somehow forget or be ignorant of the fact that for almost 5 decades,
instead of "forced birth", China mandated FORCED ABORTIONS, thus denying women bodily autonomy. And also the fact that NOBODY has Human Rights in China.
Admit it, Bob. It's not about the Bodily Autonomy. It's about the muhbortions. Otherwise he'd have criticized China for being against "choice" (basically, women have no choice there - they had to have an abortion during the One Child Policy if they were pregnant with a second child even if they didn't want to).


Bob extols the virtues of bombing and droning, but doesn't grok the fact that you need boots on the ground to take and keep territory. You can love the smell of napalm in the morning all you want, but at the end of the day it doesn't get you anywhere if that's all you're doing. Especially if the people you're "droning" tend to have bomb shelters and are doomsday preppers with months worth of food to withstand the bombings.

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Good, good. It's spreading. Maybe enough people will accuse/imply rape on Bob's part where he'll stop using this stupid comeback. :optimistic:
(A reminder for those :epik: whose mothers have passed on from this world, replying "I didn't know you were into necrophilia, Bob. Please keep your d*ck out of the urn containing my mother's ashes" is on the table, as is "My mom has Herpes/Chlamydia/Gonorrhea/Syphilis/AIDS, so good luck to you, Bob" for those whose mothers were actually of questionable repute, lol - or reply that "I did ask her and this is what she said" and post the "You Have AIDS" clip from Family Guy underneath that also works well).


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LOL THIS ISN'T A DIRECT THREAT OF VIOLENCE AND BOB KNOWS IT. Because that would not only entail Bob leaving his house, but Bob actually going to BourbonOrBust's house with his OWN Direct Threat Of Violence, and I'm pretty sure the dude didn't dox himself enough for Bob to even know that.

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What about all the Gay couples who want to adopt children, Bob? Who are you to deny them? Jeebuz, he's acting like Only Christians run adoption agencies, ffs.
Also if I am interpreting the person's avatar correctly, this person Bob replied to is over 50 years old. Screening for adoptive parents (who should ALWAYS be psychologically screened for Personality Disorders etc before they're handed a kid) was negligible back then. If it was really that bad for her that she wished she was dead in utero, she could have, y'know, become An Hero... just sayin'. Abortions do not fix problems caused by Narcissists (in "Melissa" case, the Birth-Grandparents and birth-stepdad and I'm guessing, adoptive parents as well - and this is just a shot in the dark but I'm also guessing the Birth Mom had narcissist or enabler tendencies as well because even if you're traumatized, you don't treat your children like shit unless you're a problem all your own. Also the Melissa person sounds like a total narc too because she blamed the fact of her birth mom not having a hotdog abortion on birth mom having 5 kids who 'suffered under her resulting trauma' of not having an abortion plus being abused by a man). You actually have to deal with the Narcissists (in the way Bob thinks the MAGAnaiseghoulen must be dealt with) because they traumatize everyone they come in contact with, not just abort everyone unlucky enough to be conceived in such a situation. That's rugsweeping at its finest.

Also it is my understanding that it's illegal to kick a child out of the home and leave them unsupported prior to the age of majority in the United States. (whether or not the parents believed that the birth mom was raped or whether she was a "filthy hoooore")
"Congrats on keeping the weight off Bob."

Before:
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Amazing results such as these can be yours, after only 12 years of following the Robert Chipman diet plan!
Yeah there's literally zero difference there, other than in the top photo he's clearly wearing a black shirt to make himself appear slimmer at that time. They say the camera adds 30 pounds but I'm pretty sure Bob added those all by himself. Hell, I'd argue he actually looks fatter in the "after" photo because his double chin is clearly bigger in the "after" and he has more obvious "back fat". Can't compare the legs but holy shit they look scrawny in the "after", leading me to believe if anything, Bob's lost muscle mass, not fat.
 
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>Bob acting like any nation could get away with firebombing their own territory

That's the point where you have people around the world freak out. You've lost any chance at peace, people will come for you because they know you're a tyrant who doesn't want any chance of your existence challenged. Most Civil Wars don't have another side wiping out towns unless you've long divided the population. The hypothetical where a state rebels and the rebellion is put down with a nuke the instant it happens is retarded.
 
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He was probably quietly avoided.
Maybe people laughed at him when he said something stupid or weird. Aka it just hurt his pride. But to him it was the same as getting jumped. Poor kids in inner city schools likely got punched more by their friends than he ever was by his “enemies.”
>Bob acting like any nation could get away with firebombing their own territory

That's the point where you have people around the world freak out. You've lost any chance at peace, people will come for you because they know you're a tyrant who doesn't want any chance of your existence. Most Civil Wars don't have another side wiping out towns unless you've long divided the population. The hypothetical were a state rebels and the rebellion is put down with a nuke the instant it happens is retarded.
It’s also stupid when it impacts trade, agriculture, and water. Like imagine if they nuked Utah and contaminated a lot of their drinking water. He’s an absolute retard and is exactly the type of person that would drive his nation into the ground if he was a dictator.
 
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>Bob is retarded
FIFY.

Booby and his stupid sycophants can crow about drone striking and nuking us Mayoghouls all they want, but it just goes to show how little they actually know.

Here's a question for Buttbert or any of his pet retards that may be lurking here. How are you going to fly drones the many hundreds of miles to their targets without any fuel or electricity?
 
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Maybe people laughed at him when he said something stupid or weird. Aka it just hurt his pride. But to him it was the same as getting jumped. Poor kids in inner city schools likely got punched more by their friends than he ever was by his “enemies.”

It’s also stupid when it impacts trade, agriculture, and water. Like imagine if they nuked Utah and contaminated a lot of their drinking water. He’s an absolute retard and is exactly the type of person that would drive his nation into the ground if he was a dictator.
No, I mean even if the land wasn't of huge value it literally signals to the world that you're a fucking asshole. Stalin and Mao at least used slow brutality that meant they could measure their response, Bob is an idiot who wants to raze an entire population because on a map they vote for the Red team. If they don't live in a city then fuck them.

Side note: I honestly want to see if you trained a script AI to write reviews like Bob how insane they would be. Then also try to get a deep fake so we could see if fake!Bob is better then real!Bob. That way he could honestly call one of his detractors not a person.
 
Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.

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The midwest also has most of nation's major waterways.
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And don't forget the great lakes.
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For any non-burgers, the great lakes are the largest bodies of fresh water in the world. They are not so much lakes as they are seas. Lake Superior is bigger than a few of our states. All of them connect and they all flow to the Atlantic. It would be annoying but the midwest flyover states would survive.
Of course none of that matters because Bob would just nuke the mayo chuds.

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LMAO
So first, Risk is far less complex and involved than Warhammer so nice failed dunk there.

Second, the very moment the federal government drone strikes US citizens on US soil is the day they're done. Nobody will ever trust them. Bob's a fat retard and claps like a seal for Waco sieges. The American populace is not diabetic megalomaniac that lacks any empathy. AOC or that towel head brother fucker might be dumb enough to support such an action but Congress members who are not retards and know that we live in a country with more guns than people will realize that they won't make it through the week. What kind of spin would CNN put on footage of an AC-10 gunship strafing a cul-de-sac in suburban Nashville?

Lastly, 20 years in Afghanistan has show the effectiveness of drones. The most technologically advanced army in all of history could not beat illiterate goat fuckers, actual cavemen. True that there was a lot of political tomfoolery that prevented us from going all the way in the Middle East. Am I supposed to buy that American soldiers are going to go scorched earth on the mid west? On their very homes? Against their very people? Assuming General Milley can get his fat ass to convince enough troops to attack Americans for the fucking cause of abortion well I have bad news for Bob's rage boner. Those troops have to eat and sleep sometime. They will starve as the bread basket of America says fuck you as they're being attacked. They will know no rest as they will be surrounded by the enemy at all times. I focus on the troops because this drone warfare bullshit is asinine. You cannot patrol a street corner with a drone or a F-18. You need boots on the ground to keep an area secured. I wouldn't expect Bob to know this as he jerks off to every Boston Dynamics with the belief that people will be put out of their jobs because of shiny robot.

I keep saying it and it keeps falling on deaf and fat ears. You think you want this fight but you really don't want this fight. Assuming Bob can drag himself out of bed and take grandpappy's totally real revolver out into the streets, he will be killed by either side. The side he's against will have no problem shooting a 40 year old autistic man in the face if it means their kids will be safe for another day. The side he's for will either use him as a shield or fall into infighting and engage in some not so friendly fire. What's Bob's pleas for mercy gonna be?
"Please don't shoot me! I might have kids some day with an e-girl in her late 30's or an Asian transperson!"
or
"No please! I live with my mother!"
or
"I'm a producer for a local, indie horror movie!"
 
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Why do you care??? It's FICTION, remember? It's all "made up" and "not real" as a certain fascist film critic once put it...
I can't believe this dysgenic autistic degenerate was still hung up on this pointless issue as late as last year.
Well Bob, I'm happily using a site who's owner is fully on board with "Freeze Peach," so I can freely say that both your subhuman-looking ass and your ugly, Troon-chasing brother are walking arguments for post-birth abortion well into the 160th Trimester.
 
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For any non-burgers, the great lakes are the largest bodies of fresh water in the world. They are not so much lakes as they are seas. Lake Superior is bigger than a few of our states. All of them connect and they all flow to the Atlantic. It would be annoying but the midwest flyover states would survive.

LMAO
So first, Risk is far less complex and involved than Warhammer so nice failed dunk there.

Second, the very moment the federal government drone strikes US citizens on US soil is the day they're done. Nobody will ever trust them. Bob's a fat retard and claps like a seal for Waco sieges. The American populace is not diabetic megalomaniac that lacks any empathy. AOC or that towel head brother fucker might be dumb enough to support such an action but Congress members who are not retards and know that we live in a country with more guns than people will realize that they won't make it through the week. What kind of spin would CNN put on footage of an AC-10 gunship strafing a cul-de-sac in suburban Nashville?

Lastly, 20 years in Afghanistan has show the effectiveness of drones. The most technologically advanced army in all of history could not beat illiterate goat fuckers, actual cavemen. True that there was a lot of political tomfoolery that prevented us from going all the way in the Middle East. Am I supposed to buy that American soldiers are going to go scorched earth on the mid west? On their very homes? Against their very people? Assuming General Milley can get his fat ass to convince enough troops to attack Americans for the fucking cause of abortion well I have bad news for Bob's rage boner. Those troops have to eat and sleep sometime. They will starve as the bread basket of America says fuck you as they're being attacked. They will know no rest as they will be surrounded by the enemy at all times. I focus on the troops because this drone warfare bullshit is asinine. You cannot patrol a street corner with a drone or a F-18. You need boots on the ground to keep an area secured. I wouldn't expect Bob to know this as he jerks off to every Boston Dynamics with the belief that people will be put out of their jobs because of shiny robot.

I keep saying it and it keeps falling on deaf and fat ears. You think you want this fight but you really don't want this fight. Assuming Bob can drag himself out of bed and take grandpappy's totally real revolver out into the streets, he will be killed by either side. The side he's against will have no problem shooting a 40 year old autistic man in the face if it means their kids will be safe for another day. The side he's for will either use him as a shield or fall into infighting and engage in some not so friendly fire. What's Bob's pleas for mercy gonna be?
"Please don't shoot me! I might have kids some day with an e-girl in her late 30's or an Asian transperson!"
or
"No please! I live with my mother!"
or
"I'm a producer for a local, indie horror movie!"
Bob also forgets, or doesn't know that Flyover Country is where many of the ICBM silos and bomber bases are (I believe) so it's more likely that his neighborhood would be glowing in the dark than the other way around.
 
Bob's bloodlust never stops being funny to me because there is no way in a million years he will enact even a single iota of it.

He might but only if he has a position that prevents others from retaliating. Other than that, he is the definition of a delusional, barking dog.
 
I mean we have Bob on record saying Clarence Thomas - a black man who grew up during Jim Crow - "wasn't bullied enough."
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The truth bears repeating for the nth time: Racist Moviebob is racist.



Bob has been Larping all day about a second Civil War. What I found most amusing was this post, where he forgets that the Gulf of Mexico and Southern Atlantic States exist.
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The Gulf States did all vote for Trump in '16 and '20, so it doesn't surprise me that Moviebob forget they existed.



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The only explanation children like Bobby needs is a big fat ruler.
In the case of Moviebob, a belt is preferable to a ruler because a belt allows you to keep your distance. (If you can't find a belt, a yardstick will work in a pinch.)



Indeed, Bobby is such a master strategist that he humbly offers his service to Obama:
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We'll return to Field Marshall Chipman's military stratagems later.
If Moviebob was a professional anvil spotter and spotted a falling anvil about to land on the worst person in the world? Well, I know it's hyperbolic to call to call Moviebob the worst... whatever Bob is, but I'm pretty sure that anvil would be the last thing Bob sees before descending into Hell.



Leave Saint Obama and Mommy Hillary alone! Stop scapegoating them!
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"...they always find someone who isn't a white male to blame."

You mean like how Moviebob blames those worthless, troglodytic Trump voters for stealing the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED?



David Fucking Hogg, whose courage shames us all.
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If we actually did have better Democrats, then they wouldn't be Democrats.



Bobby admits that women who voted Trump (or equivalently, Evangelical Christian women) are indeed people, just not the right kind of people.
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Does it occur to any of these Moviebobian Leftist idiots that these women who subjugate to their husbands do so voluntarily?



Trump's spokesgal made a blooper (what she misspoke might as well be "wide life"), which morons over the internet ran away with.

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Because Justice Clarence Thomas is totally incapable of independent thinking.
Again, racist Moviebob is racist.



The phrase "happening zone" is happening.
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Moviebob: "'What do you call a Democrat with a gun?' There are [...] different punclines [...] all TOS violations."

Reality: "You can go ahead and post them, Bob. After all, you've committed hundred of TOS violations without punishment, so what's a couple more gonna do to you?"



Bobby assumes farmers don't know how to use drones (hint: seeding, fertilizers, pest control and general field survey)
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Those those "LARPers" are playing Risk.

Moviebob, on the other hand:
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Coastal Elites come out to educate the "hogs".
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Even better for Bobby's health if he has to dig potatoes by himself.
Fair points, all. If properly governed and its water properly managed, California is that rare blue state that could be self-sufficient agriculturally.

HOWEVER...
Okay okay perhaps Elites can survive on Californian apricots and oranges, but how about power?
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I hope James Calbraith knows what are all those "I have an abortion and so should you" T-shirts are made of. (Hint 2: something America can no longer import from China because Biden is too busy sucking Uighur dick.)
As I've said in the past, the urban blue counties' survival is far more dependent on the rural red counties' output than the other way around. The red regions provide food, oil, textiles, lumber, among many other products necessary for human life; the blue regions give us wokescold entertainment and self-obsessed entertainers that we can easily live without.

Arizona refuses to chase the Superior Future dream:
Good!

No, Bob, it's California that's doing a dress rehearsal for Mad Max status. Nearly 40,000,000 people here rely heavily on water from out-of-state; Califronia becomes an uninhabitable desert wasteland if its water supplies dry up.



So, in case Civil War II breaks out, how will it play out? Let's ask the modern-day Sun Tzu.
Or, as Moviebob's known in Asia, Sum Dum Fuk.

There's a problem here with Moviebob's "thinking": If America is targeted in the next great international war, hostile forces will strategically attack areas where a single bomb will cause as much damage and as many casualties as possible. For that reason alone, blue metropolitan regions (L.A., Vegas, New York) that Moviebob stans for will be hurting much more than the red Midwest (Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas) Moviebob despises so much.

On a realted note, around the time of Führer Hillary's defeat, I recall seeing a meme discussing nukes and the 2016 electoral map. I don't remember the caption verbatim, but the general context was suggested that America's coastal states--most of whichi voted for Hillary--would be the first to be nuked due to their being the closest to hostile nations.



Some woman wishes she had been aborted.
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Shut up, Eugenicsbob!



[sigh] For the third time this post, racist Movieb...

[looks closer at the screen]

Oh. Please allow me to correct my previous statement: Racist Adam Sessler is racist.



A group of Christian women hike up Arizona's Camelback Mountain "to get closer to God", but suffered heat stroke (Fox News article)
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I daresay the experience did bring them closer to God.
This experience has also brought Moviebob closer to Satan.



Covid relief is all Trump's fault.
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Hey, Bob, didn't you say that you wouldn't take a COVID-19 vaccine developed under Trump, even if it was delivered rectally by lingerie-clad Princess Peach and Princess Daisy cosplayers?
 
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