Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Genius Indian mathematician. Like "Genius even among other geniuses" level. Also deeply religious with Hinduism and credited divine will for where his ideas and mathematical genius came from.
I doubt Bob would mention him because Film Robert only starts frothing at the mouth about Christianity. Plus, I doubt he knows what Hinduism is. But if Ramanujan was a Christian, he would spew some drivel on Twitter replete with spelling errors about why he is an unevolved Believer, and is therefore an unintelligent non-person despite his accomplishments.
 
Care to share who Ramanujan is?
There was a recent film about Ramanujan called The Man Who Knew Infinity, starring Bobby's darling Dev Petal of Green Knight fame. The Ramanujan film followed on the success of The Theory of Everything, about Stephen Hawking. I doubt Bobby heard of either film.

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Translation: Bobby is stupid even among his Media Studies peers.

Fox G. Green complains about the laziness of lefties.
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Bobby has a point; to make "pre-addiction" a medical diagnosis you need objective measurements. BTW there is no problem at all calling drug addiction a biomedical phenomenon. (The paper is paywalled and I don't have the time to look for the full text)


John Cleese, already not a person, is now even less a person.
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It is not hard to believe that John Cleese does not exist if you believe transwomen are women.

MCU doesn't care as much about Creative Elites as Bobby believes.
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Batman is a TV show not a movie, and Black Panther was a cultural event.
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People who wants to see Henry Cavill as Superman are "psychotic infants". They should worship Supergirl like Bobby does.
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Lesser Brother loves the Moral Kombat film.

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Woman ruler from political dynasty who promises New World Order and stomps out all challengers. Hey that's Superior Future but with dragons! Why isn't Bobby thrilled?
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Nope, Get Out.
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Slobber:
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Bobby is looking for a prop for a "film project".
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With Bob's "Thinkers vs. Believers" spiel, how does he deal with people like Ramanujan?
Upon hearing the name "Ramanujan", he'd be frantically googling through Bollywood looking for actors and directors with that name. I've never seen the slightest indication that Bob has ever at any point in his life known anything about math past first quarter calculus, and I think that at this point in his life he'd struggle with basic algebra.
 
Upon hearing the name "Ramanujan", he'd be frantically googling through Bollywood looking for actors and directors with that name. I've never seen the slightest indication that Bob has ever at any point in his life known anything about math past first quarter calculus, and I think that at this point in his life he'd struggle with basic algebra.
Given how Bob thinks a McDonalds tray with a calorie count in the thousands is one small meal out of three per day, I’d say he struggles with 1st grade addition.
 
That’s exceedingly generous
There's actually a visual reference to the tangent line of a curve here. Granted, it's in a design for the Chipman Brothers podcast so the idea could have come from his engineer brother instead, who definitely would have taken a fair amount of calculus as well as (at least) intro to differential equations and linear algebra. But it's common for university general graduation requirements to go up to and including calc I, so Bob's probably been exposed to the concept as well. Whether he even remembers any of the concepts after 20 years of drinking, diabetes, and basement failure is of course somewhat less certain.
 
There was a recent film about Ramanujan called The Man Who Knew Infinity, starring Bobby's darling Dev Petal of Green Knight fame. The Ramanujan film followed on the success of The Theory of Everything, about Stephen Hawking. I doubt Bobby heard of either film.

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Fox G. Green complains about the laziness of lefties.
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Bobby has a point; to make "pre-addiction" a medical diagnosis you need objective measurements. BTW there is no problem at all calling drug addiction a biomedical phenomenon. (The paper is paywalled and I don't have the time to look for the full text)


John Cleese, already not a person, is now even less a person.
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It is not hard to believe that John Cleese does not exist if you believe transwomen are women.

MCU doesn't care as much about Creative Elites as Bobby believes.
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Batman is a TV show not a movie, and Black Panther was a cultural event.
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People who wants to see Henry Cavill as Superman are "psychotic infants". They should worship Supergirl like Bobby does.
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Lesser Brother loves the Moral Kombat film.

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Woman ruler from political dynasty who promises New World Order and stomps out all challengers. Hey that's Superior Future but with dragons! Why isn't Bobby thrilled?
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Nope, Get Out.
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I've seen trailers for Nope, and in the thread on here that showed up when it was announced, I honestly think a film about the people who train horses for movies would be infinitely more interesting than whatever race grievance shit that we'll probably get from Peele.

Also, the way Bob talks about The Rings of Power makes him sound like an absolute retard (well more than usual). Imagine taking the beautiful works of Tolkien (not that this show looks like it'll be following Tolkien all that much), and grinding it all down to ogling Galadriel and a caveman like grunt of "FIRE".

Pearls before Bob Swine.
 
There's actually a visual reference to the tangent line of a curve here.
The tangent is not necessarily a Calculus concept; Circle geometry in high-school math refers to tangents without even touching upon Calculus. And of course as you said Lesser Brother is an Engineer.

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Edit: Chris is not saying but that "awesome" movie is likely Nope. He hanged on Bobby's coat-tail.
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If you want me to recognize and acknowledge this maybe you should edit them to be wearing costumes of obscure one-off characters and splice it between a few reels of a Disney movie.

You are not a person, you are a robot.
Man that made me sad and I don't have any feelings.

There's actually a visual reference to the tangent line of a curve here. Granted, it's in a design for the Chipman Brothers podcast so the idea could have come from his engineer brother instead, who definitely would have taken a fair amount of calculus as well as (at least) intro to differential equations and linear algebra. But it's common for university general graduation requirements to go up to and including calc I, so Bob's probably been exposed to the concept as well. Whether he even remembers any of the concepts after 20 years of drinking, diabetes, and basement failure is of course somewhat less certain.
He's admitted he sucked at math.
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Bobby has a point; to make "pre-addiction" a medical diagnosis you need objective measurements. BTW there is no problem at all calling drug addiction a biomedical phenomenon. (The paper is paywalled and I don't have the time to look for the full text)
The real reason Bob is upset is because diabetes is the one subject that he's well informed on because he has to be or he will die.
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I remember something from the EZPZ video that Bob dropped out of college before he could get any degree and was threatening to go back. Anybody know if he did and if he got just a liberal arts degree?
Fox G. Green complains about the laziness of lefties.
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So the Luddites were a group of people who were angry that their textile trade was being wiped out by factories. The option of going to the factories was not a great one because OSHA and basic care for the worker didn't exist in the pre-Victorian era. These speds on twitter complain about how work in general is ableist or whatever, imagine working next to steam powered machinery and your arm gets caught in a completely uncovered fly wheel or you get sewn into a rug. Your widow then gets charged 5 pence for the disposal of your mangled body and if she didn't have that, into debtors prison she goes. Now imagine your complaints are falling on deaf ears because no one cares as they can now get cheap shit. Your options are get mowed down by an apathetic world, join a system that doesn't care at all about you just so you can survive, or step up. The Luddites chose to step and did an actual workers revolution, something that Bob has from time to time shown support of, that was eventually crushed by the government. Bob talks of "development of the labor market" without caring that the "development" was working conditions that Jeff Bezos would jizz himself on the spot if he legally get away with just a fraction of it. "without regard for what it would do to everyone else" meant that everyone else was getting lower quality and cheaper shit. Bob is the Eternal Consoomer.

I get a little heated when I see this brought up because I was taught, and thank you from the bottom of my heart American school system for always being there and failing me just like Bob's dad, that the Luddites were some sort of almost cult that feared the machinery as evil contraptions not of this earth.

I also wanna point out that Fox blocked Bob several months ago after growing weary of Bob's retardation.
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He's not coming back Bob. Aimee's not coming back. Lindsay is not coming back. None of them are ever coming back.
His thirsting never ceases to confuse me. It's not just him being horny on main. It's that he has to come up with some long winded and convoluted reasoning or excuse to post or respond. I mean, bruh, I like attractive women as much as the next not abused guy but I don't have to excuse it away or come up with a paragraph of a fall flat on it's face quip.
Kill me now.
I can't wait for this to flop and for the excuses that follow. I do not understand why people give Rob Zombie the time of day as a director.
Not to get off-topic, I thought the lady was Neil Breen.
The easiest way to tell if something is Breen or not is to look for the tuna cans.
 
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"Math is my intellectual weak spot" fucking lol implying that he's otherwise an intellectual titan with incalculable strengths.

Actually I suppose self-delusion might count as an intellectual strength. Bob's a goddamn Einstein of that particular discipline.
I'm sure he means math and grammar.

Along with everything else. (probably)

It's not Bob's fault he was born with synapses rotted and degraded like a diabetic's foot.
 
I'm sure he means math and grammar.

Along with everything else. (probably)

It's not Bob's fault he was born with synapses rotted and degraded like a diabetic's foot.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

With Bob's weird physical features, any chance he's got fetal alcohol syndrome?

I know it's Bob fanon that the dad was a boozehound, but I could see Mama Chipman getting her drink on too. This is Boston white trash we're talking about.
 
Hmmmmmmmmm.

With Bob's weird physical features, any chance he's got fetal alcohol syndrome?

I know it's Bob fanon that the dad was a boozehound, but I could see Mama Chipman getting her drink on too. This is Boston white trash we're talking about.
Well, there is something wrong with Bob, so I guess it could be. I should look up the symptoms on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
  • Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose, and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip
  • Deformities of joints, limbs and fingers
  • Slow physical growth before and after birth
  • Vision difficulties or hearing problems
  • Small head circumference and brain size
  • Heart defects and problems with kidneys and bones

Fetal alcohol syndrome

 
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