Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

The problem with electric tractors is that the largest ones on the market top out at 100hp(horsepower), which is okay for doing small stuff, but you aren't pulling a feed truck out of the mud. They're no where near enough to do all the work a large farm needs, a big tractor goes up to 600hp. Not to mention during work you want to be running your machinery as much as possible, not stopping to go charge up the battery.

and one thing people don't seem to realise is that driving motors is the most power-hungry application of electricity, along with heating things
in order to generate the torque required to run a tractor, wagon or freight train, you'd need a battery that weighs several tons, which makes it a self-defeating exercise
christ, my old petrol car pulls 100 bhp, and it's nowhere near the size of a tractor

 

[The tired cat]

Well, I must say out of all of Bobs tweets, the Tiny Toons cartoom does seem interesting, the animation didnt look half bad.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Sodomy aside, what is supposed to be so impressive here? Is it that they are using Kang, a D lister villain from avengers? (FF? I can't say I remember this guy and I ain't gonna wiki him) Or the fact that they are using secret wars as in "OMG, I RECOGNIZE THIS NAME!! IT IS THE THING I'VE SEEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT!!!".

I kinda pay attention to comic books, mostly because my Dad did as a kid, and he'd tell me shit, and as a big MAHVEL BAYBEE fan. But, Kang is like this weird lynchpin to shit? Like he's a descendant of Mr. Fantastic. And Dr. Doom gets involved with that, and really everything in Marvel. Like really I've found, on Earth, it probably comes back to Norman Osborne? Not on Earth? It comes back to down Dr. Doom. But, yeah I think Kang is part of the shit that makes Onslaught. And because I'm the fucking worst, I really like Onslaught. But, MCU is so fucking far removed from anything that happens in the comics that I don't know why you'd even get excited about these name drops anymore. Like I'm still mad they pulled the Civil War card and it was just about fucking Bucky.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I don't think we've ever seen this before: Bob's hatred of the obsoletes fighting with his boner for control of his brain.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Does anyone remember the name of that one YouTuber who did a commentary breakdown on the last episode of the Game Overthinker? It was really funny but I cannot for the life of me find it on YouTube or find an archive/mirrored version.

 

[Dr J]

Does anyone remember the name of that one YouTuber who did a commentary breakdown on the last episode of the Game Overthinker? It was really funny but I cannot for the life of me find it on YouTube or find an archive/mirrored version.

ChrisRayGun

 

[Flexo]

Does anyone remember the name of that one YouTuber who did a commentary breakdown on the last episode of the Game Overthinker? It was really funny but I cannot for the life of me find it on YouTube or find an archive/mirrored version.

You can also look elsewhere in this thread for where I did an autistic breakdown of his chess match in that video.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I don't think we've ever seen this before: Bob's hatred of the obsoletes fighting with his boner for control of his brain.

Brain vs. boner? It's so hard to see fights when both combatants are so small.

You can also look elsewhere in this thread for where I did an autistic breakdown of his chess match in that video.

Linky linky.

 

[Mr Processor]

@A Very Big Fish (replying seems busted)



Drinking is a hobby.

The thing about Bob is I know he pretends to play videogames, but I don't think he actually plays them. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen anything from him on recent videogames that makes me think he plays them. For example, you can link your Switch to Twitter and upload videos of gameplay to it. However, he doesn't do that. It's not super technical or anything. The Switch has a library of games going back to when Bob was a child, and I think he's said he has a Switch. He wouldn't have to learn any of the new games if he didn't want to.

 

[Mola Ram]

The thing about Bob is I know he pretends to play videogames, but I don't think he actually plays them. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen anything from him on recent videogames that makes me think he plays them. For example, you can link your Switch to Twitter and upload videos of gameplay to it. However, he doesn't do that. It's not super technical or anything. The Switch has a library of games going back to when Bob was a child, and I think he's said he has a Switch. He wouldn't have to learn any of the new games if he didn't want to.

If Bob actually played video games, there would be regular gaps in his tweeting where he's busy with something, other than his daily coma that passes for a sleeping schedule. Those are pretty rare. Anyway, I think he'd also tweet about it, if only to maintain some vidya credit. When you get right down to it, I'd bet he hasn't cared about any games in the last five years, except maybe to play with his niece and nephew.

 

[Flexo]

Linky linky.

And the more detailed sequel.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/page-4826#post-12091241

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Well, I must say out of all of Bobs tweets, the Tiny Toons cartoom does seem interesting, the animation didnt look half bad.

You're not wrong, but the moment I saw Tiny Toons and I watched it as a kid but I read "Tiny Troons" in your post in my head.

Please some asshole out there in the universe do a Garbage Pail Kids type of cartoon called Tiny Troons.

 

[Mr Processor]

You're not wrong, but the moment I saw Tiny Toons and I watched it as a kid but I read "Tiny Troons" in your post in my head.

Please some asshole out there in the universe do a Garbage Pail Kids type of cartoon called Tiny Troons.

A TV show about Tiny, Furry, Troons would be like falling into Hell. The Garbage Pail Kids movie would seem like heaven in comparison.

 

[make_it_so]

Riri Williams?

Riri Williams isn't even popular enough to have her own fucking solo title book anymore. All this excitement over this boring DEI character is all so fucking artificial. But Blobbert the Fat Consoomer is an artificial person - and I don't just mean that he looks like he's made of plastic or that his body is 90% hydrogenated vegetable oil.

It's a pity that Bobby spends so much time on something that doesn't matter to him.

It's fun when Bob unintentionally shows moments of self-awareness.

Case in point below:

Bob identifying with a giant, amoral, gluttonous villain that manipulates others to get what he wants and wantonly destroys lives and civilizations without any care other than fulfilling his desire for endless consumption.

A tranny has shit taste - quelle surprise.

Was Bob one of the Twitter twits that tried to pile on Eric D. July in response to his fundraising success? I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. Also, LOL at this thirst-posting mongoloid bitching about mindless cheesecake.

You can never convince me that Bob actually ever watched or was a fan of TNG back in the day. Not only did he clearly never take any of its lessons or messages to heart, but the complete and utter scholcky dogshit that has been Picard seasons 1 and 2 would be a major turn off for anyone who was actually a fan of the show.

So no, Bob, if Picard had been "Remember TNG?" it would have been much better and given us much better stories that was actually true to the characters and the universe they inhabited, rather than hack fuckers like Kurtzman taking a beloved franchise and wearing it as a skin suit to tell whatever derivative Orange Man Bad bullshit tale they wanted.

Also, while I'm happy that Jeri Ryan is getting work, is anyone else kind of annoyed that the Picard series has basically shoehorned 7 of 9 into the TNG crew, even though she was never fucking on that show? It doesn't help that's they've turned her into a generic tough woman and carried over none of the character traits that made her interesting on Voyager.

Bobby thinks Brexit is an "incredibly stupid thing", and that politicos have the freedom to go against the referendum.

TechnoFascist Bob is a TechnoFascist - it must be a day ending in y. Also Bob, the attitude you want the politicians to take up is exactly why more and more of the "obsoletes" are getting increasingly restless. If you weren't such a subhuman dipshit, you'd know that continuing to poke the bear is only courting disaster.

(((Noam Chomsky))), who would have moved to Russia 50 years ago if the USA had not promised him a steady supply of adrenochrome.

Chomsky vs Chipman is just two different breeds of dumb, clueless, parasitic retards going at each other.

 

[Adamska]

Brainless Bob pretends to prefer TOS, not TNG. But given his retarded idea that nerds are omnismart, he will pretend to have watched both.

Either way, the message sticks.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The thing about Bob is I know he pretends to play videogames, but I don't think he actually plays them. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen anything from him on recent videogames that makes me think he plays them. For example, you can link your Switch to Twitter and upload videos of gameplay to it. However, he doesn't do that. It's not super technical or anything. The Switch has a library of games going back to when Bob was a child, and I think he's said he has a Switch. He wouldn't have to learn any of the new games if he didn't want to.

He likes to be a part of video games and its culture, but he never played the games. It's easy to tell because his small knowledge of games falls apart in an instant. The weirdest thing is how proud he is of his laziness.

 

[make_it_so]

He likes to be a part of video games and its culture, but he never played the games. It's easy to tell because his small knowledge of games falls apart in an instant. The weirdest thing is how proud he is of his laziness.

Bob wears his laziness and ignorance like a badge of pride. He loves to act smug and pretend to know what he's talking about when he actually knows nothing about video games.

Or comic books. Or films. Or politics. Or history. Or humor. Or being a decent human being. Or...

 

[Adamska]

He likes to be a part of video games and its culture, but he never played the games. It's easy to tell because his small knowledge of games falls apart in an instant. The weirdest thing is how proud he is of his laziness.

In his manifesto he does mention repeatedly that after he had his psychotic break over Yoshi's Island that he watched his brother and sister play games so he can shove his uneducated and unwarranted opinions on the internet. You know, after he whined and tarded at his parents to get him a better internet so he can flap his arms and read Nintendo Power online AS A FULL GROWN MAN.

 

[make_it_so]

Nice new OP, but I would also add Razorfist to the list of nemesis of Bob. He has made fun of Bob in his videos for years and after Bob got fired from the escapist, he made a video where he put forth his opinion on why he don’t like him.
I also remember that from the screwattack days ( man that was a long time) a lot of the users were not fan of him and his gameoverthinker videos ( was one guy who wrote takedowns and gave up after bobs fps videos, saying that it was impossible to continue after this video) and even on the escapist forum, a lot of people though he was a smug asshole.
edit, here is Razorfist video.

notice that in the comment, both GuruLarry and Total biscut (RIP) are making fun of bob.

With this in mind, @Positron should probably also include Mauler and the EFAP crew. They've made Bob a kind of running gag among themselves (reimagining him as a supervillain called "Diebeeto"), and I think they were also the ones behind the "MovieBob or a Nazi" quiz.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

With this in mind, @Positron should probably also include Mauler and the EFAP crew. They've made Bob a kind of running gag among themselves (reimagining him as a supervillain called "Diebeeto"), and I think they were also the ones behind the "MovieBob or a Nazi" quiz.

They did the quiz, but they weren't behind it:

from 5:25:19 to 7:18:48

and they weren't the only ones to do it: