Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

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What does he think they could possibly sue over? Especially for "every penny they can" when that's probably negative after they have to eat the legal costs of a frivolous lawsuit.

 

[Bush King]

Now it's being said that only the Directors passwords were rejected and there are digital copies of the film. Who knows I hope it leaks just for shit and giggles. But this would be a Shitshow for WB if it did because of the Tax Credit.

I highly doubt anything except the master copy was deleted. The assembled film will be somewhere, way out of the hands of the actual production crew.

I doubt it's a tax write-off. Just imagine the scene from Ed Wood where they think Glen or Glenda? is a practical joke.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob is so outspokenly violent because he has no power or agency in his own life, continuing coverage at 11.

Why is it, that people like Bob are so violent despite the fact they can’t do anything?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Why is it, that people like Bob are so violent despite the fact they can’t do anything?

It's a coping mechanism, Bob and his ilk have no power whatsoever in their lives or even over their own lives. The happiest men are those who know of their own irrelevancy in the greater scale and try to be their best over what they can control, so they work on being good fathers and mothers, making their lives better, being nice to those around them and the like. People like Bob either aren't aware of it and believe to be much more than they actually are, or worse, actually know the truth and build layers upon layers of delusions to try and persuade themselves of the opposite. It's a game of fools lying to themselves to please their own egotistical delusions: On Twitter, Bob is King. He can show his ugly side and claim to be the best person around, as long as he's being a pile of horseshit to the "bad guys", it's all fair. On his own life, Bob is a failed critic taken seriously only by some older fans and lunatics with similar worldviews, being no surprise that infamous assholes are very friendly to the Lard of Lynn!

You see it all the time with people like Bob and Jim Sterling, who won't ever shut the fuck up about shit they have no control about and keep working on showing the World how good they are in spite of their awful personalities. After all, a good guy is one who professes the best sentiments and acts like a complete asshole to those around him, one who plays victim every day and jumps at every chance to lash out at some stranger and not a guy who works to be his best self to both his own conscience and to the world around him. That's what those assholes actually believe!

 

[King Dead]

"Choose not the path of fear, but that of faith".
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"Dwarfs looks fun, elf lady smokin' hot. I'm not 14 year old." - Robert Chipman.

Aside from his pea-brained take on why he's dismissing all criticism, I'd like to point out the stupidity of his elevator pitch: "So what was the deal with all those other rings?"

We already know the deal, you fucking moron, Tolkien spelled it out in his writings. The Nine Rings corrupted the kings of men that wore them into Nazgûl, the Seven Rings made their dwarven bearers greedier and were either recovered by Sauron or eaten by dragons, and the Three Rings were used by the elves (and Gandalf) to safeguard their people. That's it, that's the entire story of the rings. They're a key part of the story, no doubt, but there's not much of a narrative around the rings themselves to tell, and certainly not enough to make an entire series around. Furthermore, just because there isn't much of a story there doesn't mean that Amazon needs to make up one whole cloth, because it's not a story that needs to be told.

I swear, Bob is such a retard, I wonder constantly why anyone would listen to any of his takes.

Snyder Cut fans = Trumpsters.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I see it, Snyder fans were made fun of first by people like Bob who insisted that the Snyder Cut never existed, and even if it did it would never see the light of day. Now they're slinging that shit right back at people getting mad that their movie seemingly isn't going to appear. I think that's entirely justified schadenfreude, personally, a little bit of "see how much it stings when megacorps take a dump in your cornflakes?"

I have no dog in this fight, both sides have their mix of people making good points and complete tards. But shit like this, continuing to instigate and inflame tensions between both sides? That isn't going to make it stop.

I don't think Robert thinks it's great either, to be honest, I don't think he has much of a opinion on this show besides "the bad guys don't like it" so he keeps this blase attitude around it "oh lighthen up manbabies, who cares "da lore", go outside and kiss girls (or boys)".

That's pretty much how Robert operates in current year, depending on who likes what and for whatever reasons that may be, Robert will react accordingly, and it doesn't even have to be movies.

I was thinking about this in the car the other day; I don't know how or why my mind went to Bob, and I'm concerned it might be a sign of my own deteriorating mental state. But setting that aside for now, Bob really is nothing more than a contrarian. In his mind, if he deems you as evil, then it doesn't matter what your personal opinions or beliefs are, they're automatically wrong and evil and he needs to take the opposite stance because he's good and pure.

Oh, I remember what I was thinking about, it was the Peter Coffin tweet where he was quoting the WEF psychopath that out and out said he wanted to exterminate 7.5 billion people because "we just don't need you." A normal person hears that and rightly says "what the fuck, this is insane." I don't consider Peter normal, I think he's a retarded commie, but even he's smart enough to understand just how psychotic that kind of sentiment is.

Bob's response? "No, he's not crazy because all the evil people that we're subsidizing the existence of will be killed off, and only the good people like myself will remain."

It's like, how retarded do you have to be to make Peter Coffin look intelligent? That retarded, apparently.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If a family member told me they wanted to become a professional streamer, I'd literally drop to my knees and plead with them to find a normal job and just do streaming as a hobby. That's because of something the first wave of people who made YouTube a career are going to be finding out in the near future if it hasn't dawned on them already. There's basically no exit strategy for a streamer or YouTuber. Work as a bank teller, engineer, inside sales rep, whatever, your HR lady signs you up to kick 5-10% of your paycheck into a 401(k) every month. If you wind up in a trade union, it goes to a pension fund instead, but same deal. If you're lucky or smart, you'll wind up at a company with matching contributions or profit sharing. Every month of your career, you'll be saving up for retirement. Make YouTube your career, and you don't have an HR department to automatically deduct retirement contributions from your check, you don't have a hedge fund manager on retainer to piss away all your money advise you on how to piss away all your money. You sure as hell don't have a profit sharing plan or contribution matching. You're on your own.

Does anyone here think Bob is smart and self-disciplined enough to have invested 5-10% of his monthly Patreon earnings in a 401(k) or IRA? Because personally I think Bob, like a lot of career streamers, has rarely if ever thought of it. I think Bob is a 40-year-old man sitting on a $0 retirement account and a gradually dwindling income. I think if Bob is lucky enough to reach his late 50s, he's going to be living as his brother's charity case or living on the streets. I'd be shitting myself in fear every morning if I was in his position. It's a fate I'd never wish on an asshole like Bob, let alone someone I care about.

There kind of is a 401k payment but it gets lumped in with everything else. After your video's initial period where it makes the most money, it'll make a few dollars here and there from people going back and rewatching it if you're big enough (Linkara says he averages out to a dollar a video every month to give you an idea). So you continue to make money off these videos despite them being months and years old. However I understand that's not the same thing and unless you think to put that money aside, which I doubt Bob or any of the others are thinking to do, you won't have that money come retirement. And this is the closest that streamers get to a retirement fund.

Even if Bob did have that money, he'd probably blow it considering how shit he's been with his finances since the beginning. He's probably just planning on living off whatever inheritance he gets from mommy when her time comes. If he's ever bothered to think that far ahead

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's like, how retarded do you have to be to make Peter Coffin look intelligent? That retarded, apparently.

I once considered Peter Coffin irredeemable but just watching how much he infuriates Bob by both having some kinds of minor principles (even if dumb) that he sticks to while doing his own stuff on his own accounts and completely ignoring Bob who desperately wants his attention to the point of keeping a tab open so he can get around the block Peter did makes me think maybe he's not such a bad guy after all.

 

[Felis Meanis]

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Haha, this is hilarious. I'm sporting the biggest shiteating grin right now.

Imagine you're strolling down the beach, basking in the sunlight and wistfully listening to the water rolling in and out, overall just enjoying the nature on this beautiful day. Then, in your periphery, you notice something strange: a bulbous mass of alcoholic flesh, warts and pubic hair ominously stalks the grounds. The menacing image of the creature, combined with its unseemly gait, creates the impresson that something is terribly amiss. Upon further inspection, you realize that the creature is actually a middle-aged, human male. The realization is difficult to comprehend; such is the terror of the figure unfolding before you. Could this truly be a member of our species? In bewilderment, you continue to monitor the alarming situation.

Then he does it. He lifts his upper arm slightly forward, then extends his forearm in the same direction. The hand clenches into a fist, and the thumb sticks up. A thumbs up. On top of that, a strange, sad smile is formed.

*Click*, sent. *Click*, sent. *Click*, sent.

The unfortunate man takes many pictures with exactly the same retarded pose. You come to the realization that you're dealing with a pozzed manchild of the 21th century. The poignant visage elicits both disgust and pity. The manchild, with all his terrible imperfections, couldn't even muster up the dignity to enjoy the simple gifts of nature for what they are, without feeling the need to post his lamentable presence before them to his idiotic and obsolete social media.

"Are we here just to suffer?", you ask yourself.

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It's proof we're living in a simulation when real life is running on the Turok Engine on the Nintendo 64.

Please give Dog-sama a kiss and hug from fellow Kiwi-chan. Make sure he/she knows of the heartfelt, warm feelings from this anonymous user.

 

[NaviSpider]

I don't like to throw around the term "projection" much because it's just a rephrasing of the children's comeback "I know you are, but what am I?"

However, there is a very strong case to be made that Bob has some genuine psychological issues compelling him to engage in actual projection. A startling number of his insults and putdowns could quite literally be applied to him. Go outside, touch grass, grow up, you're irrelevant, not a person, don't matter, who are you? Manbaby, talentless etc.

Even somebody as retarded as Bob must see how trivial it is to just reverse these onto Bob. A man with 280k+ tweets on a stupid platform telling people to grow up and go outside? He has to be aware that he's just calling people things that he knows himself to be. Things he most likely says to himself whenever he looks in the mirror. I'm genuinely surprised he doesn't call other people fat.

If it didn't come with an insufferable air of smug superiority it'd almost be sad. He's the classic case of the loser with self esteem issues who desperately just wants to bring everybody down to their level, instead of working to lift yourself up.

Pathetic creature.

Haha, this is hilarious. I'm sporting the biggest shiteating grin right now.

Imagine you're strolling down the beach, basking in the sunlight and wistfully listening to the water rolling in and out, overall just enjoying the nature on this beautiful day. Then, in your periphery, you notice something strange: a bulbous mass of alcoholic flesh, warts and pubic hair ominously stalks the grounds. The menacing image of the creature, combined with its unseemly gait, creates the impresson that something is terribly amiss. Upon further inspection, you realize that the creature is actually a middle-aged, human male. The realization is difficult to comprehend; such is the terror of the figure unfolding before you. Could this truly be a member of our species? In bewilderment, you continue to monitor the alarming situation.

Then he does it. He lifts his upper arm slightly forward, then extends his forearm in the same direction. The hand clenches into a fist, and the thumb sticks up. A thumbs up. On top of that, a strange, sad smile is formed.

*Click*, sent. *Click*, sent. *Click*, sent.

The unfortunate man takes many pictures with exactly the same retarded pose. You come to the realization that you're dealing with a pozzed manchild of the 21th century. The poignant visage elicits both disgust and pity. The manchild, with all his terrible imperfections, couldn't even muster up the dignity to enjoy the simple gifts of nature for what they are, without feeling the need to post his lamentable presence before them to his idiotic and obsolete social media.

"Are we here just to suffer?", you ask yourself.

Please give Dog-sama a kiss and hug from fellow Kiwi-chan. Make sure he/she knows of the heartfelt, warm feelings from this anonymous user.

There's a Lovecraft story where a man gets lost in a caving expedition and after fumbling about in the dark for a few hours he encounters a horrible deformed creature which attacks him and emits awful guttural howls. After killing it he learns, to his horror, that this creature was a human being; turned feral and grotesque from countless years in the caverns.

I imagine your average person will have a similar experience upon meeting either of the Super Chipman Bros. Only instead of being a Chad survivor living in a cave fighting randos, they're a terminally online manchild with terrible opinions.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's being quiet. He might be recovering from the long weekend of driving 45 minutes away for candy. Or he might be waiting at the edge of his seat for final word of our demise.

You're gonna miss us when we're gone, Bobbyboi. All you'll be left with is Arkle, TeamImpossible's news alt, and whatever alt BimboPolitics (Laurelai Bailey) is hiding behind. Good luck with that champ!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob is just tsundere at us because we are the only people that actually read his book the whole way through.

Love you, Robbie.

 

[TVB]

Imagine taking Bobby's book seriously. You can't, it's fucking stupid.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob hates Marjorie Taylor Greene with the fire of a thousand suns, for she is an unevolved, obsolete MAGAnaiseghoulen.

Yet I have to wonder what he thinks of MTG also calling for Kiwifarms' end. Does he think like maybe this:

Or would he dismiss her out-of-hand as an ally against us?
Now I gotta go see if there's a thread on MTG getting swatted and shit...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Finally saw the new trailer from LotRRoP and one of the not Hobbits said "Our hearts are bigger than our feet" which is something I would have thought sounded retarded even when I was barely able to speak English. The music is some Billie Eilish style depression-pop which opens with the cringetacular phrase "Speak your truth" and no one in the entire trailer even sounds like they were written by the same author as the characters in LotR. If my add-on is correct, the trailer is also ratioed about 10 times over.

I'm predicting that Bob gives this series a 8/10, and manages to describe it in a way that sounds both juvenile and like a potential sex offender.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob hates Marjorie Taylor Greene with the fire of a thousand suns, for she is an unevolved, obsolete MAGAnaiseghoulen.

Yet I have to wonder what he thinks of MTG also calling for Kiwifarms' end. Does he think like maybe this:
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Or would he dismiss her out-of-hand as an ally against us?
Now I gotta go see if there's a thread on MTG getting swatted and shit...

For Bobologists unaware, and for those who stumble on this later, Marjorie Taylor Greene was swatted by someone who called the cops using a text to speech thing.

https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1562466123341111302

Mikael Thalen on Twitter: "NEW: The Daily Dot has obtained the police…

archived 24 Aug 2022 17:20:27 UTC

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Daily Dot article

EXCLUSIVE: Police say 'computer-generated voice' behind swatting attempt of Marjorie Taylor Greene

A police report obtained by the Daily Dot reveals new details on the 'swatting' attack against Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).

www.dailydot.com

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Was 'Swatted' At Georgia Home

archived 24 Aug 2022 16:04:11 UTC

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The Daily Dot is the article that Ernie and a bunch of other troons have been retweeting as someone wrote an article about how evil we are here at the farms because Keffals doxed his bedsheets. What I'm saying is that it's a rag not fit for a bird cage or between a lady's legs.
911 call

It's 12 minutes long with a lot of dead air as the two operators figure out what to do as they recognize this for what it is.

Why this is significant is that the TTS bot claims they are from the farms, claimed to be @AltisticRight, and MTG is apparently dumb enough to buy it.

MTG is such a dumb cunt that she likening the farms to the Democrat's lawlessness. Jim is not engaging in hyperbole. She does say at the very end that we need to be eradicated.

Here's a quick and dirty run down by The Internet's Lawyer for the Bobologist on the go!

So, now that we have the background for the conundrum, will Bob suddenly become a sort of pro-MTG kinda guy or will he remain quiet as she got what she fucking deserved? So far all he's talked about has been the student debt cancelation and pissing about Warner Bros. Part of me thinks that even he's blinded by how much this gay op glows. Another part of me things he's too busy jacking off to a 6/10 mom who's a little bit older than him wanting to eradicate us.

 

[make_it_so]

Man, as someone who saw both this and the interactions with the blue bear Andrew Dobson (that idiot who drew that screwy, inaccurate 'star wars' comic about 'harassment', was a Moviebob fan himself and even drew fan art of Bob's character The Game Overthinker, and who finally 'got chased off (ragequit) the internet' in like 2020), I gotta ask, who's worse? Dobson, or Moviebob?

Dobson can at least draw (mediocrely) so he is able to create his own stuff rather than leech entirely off of corporate slop, so I'd say he has that leg up over Bob.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

Dobson can at least draw (mediocrely) so he is able to create his own stuff rather than leech entirely off of corporate slop, so I'd say he has that leg up over Bob.

let's be honest, neither of them could get a leg up over anything





because they're fat lol

 

[Positron]

Demented Uncle Joe, in his lucid moment, admits that student loan forgiveness is unfair.


Bobby acts supercilious at hard-working, conscientious students because his mom paid his college bills and his drinking spree with MIT jocks.


Nevertheless, he thinks people will pay more to his Patreon if they have their loans forgiven

Life must be blessed if you see the world in two distinct camps: people so rich that they don't mind other people getting some undeserved money, and people so poor that they should get every undeserved cent they can.



"That thing".

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Indeed, what is wrong with these people?

Bobby responds. He doesn't care about Sam's argument and/or person, hence Sam has lost.

I can't see Clay Wallflower's second point.

A few dozen tweets later:

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Yup it does look cheap like those Jap Kamen Rider shows.


Whenever Bobby says "It ain't Good", it means his side has fucked up royally. What are the politics of these people?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby you graduated from college nearly 20 years ago you didn't live on campus and didn't go some Ivy League School. Since you have graduated you have lived in various family members basements who undoubtedly were charging you less than average rent and you probably have leeched off or paid very little to use their utilities like Gas, Electric, Water, Sewage, Garbage Collection, Cable, or Internet probably only paying in full for your phone. You've had no girlfriends or children to spend on meaning if you couldn't pay off your loans yet you're a bigger loser than I thought and good God, I already thought you were a Fat, Stupid, Ugly, Lazy, Undeservingly Smug, Hateful, Pathetic, Man-Child who's a 40 Plus Virgin Basement Troll.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nevertheless, he thinks people will pay more to his Patreon if they have their loans forgiven

Small businessman is an interesting way to say unemployed. I also wanna point out that I can find no actual business or LLC registered to Bob. Someone feel free to prove me wrong.

The thing people are upset about is that these retards all chose to sign themselves up for worthless degrees. This isn't like an industry died or an oil well dried up. They chose this. By paying off all of the debt you are both devaluing the degrees and OUR FUCKING MONEY EVEN FURTHER.