Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Small businessman is an interesting way to say unemployed. I also wanna point out that I can find no actual business or LLC registered to Bob. Someone feel free to prove me wrong.

The thing people are upset about is that these retards all chose to sign themselves up for worthless degrees. This isn't like an industry died or an oil well dried up. They chose this. By paying off all of the debt you are both devaluing the degrees and OUR FUCKING MONEY EVEN FURTHER.

Bob calling himself a small businessman is like a hobo rattling a tin cup under a bridge calling himself a non-profit charitable organization.
 
Matt Damon says the phasing out of DVD as a medium has drastically cut down revenue stream and risen the stakes for film investors.
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So what Bobby really means is that studios are just being greedy and entitled, expecting the same profit as the world moved on.
Just like the Hollywood elite who star is said films.



Snyder Cut fans = Trumpsters.
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Big difference between Trump and Leftist fuckwits like Moviebob: Trump selects his enemies strategically and through thoughtful consideration; Moviebob and its ilk sees anyone who didn't vote for Führer Hillary their enemies en masse.



You are an "asshole" if you don't like cartoons as an adult.
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Moviebob may like cartoons as an adult, but Moviebob still a petulant asshole.



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I'm sure most major medical and scientific orgs have done a beautiful job discrediting themselves regarding transsexuals.
America-based "scientific" orgazinations did a better job discrediting themselves moreso in regards to COVID-19. (And it's rich Moviebob's sharing this post, considering that Bob has literally contributed nothing of benefit towrad scientific research.)



So... Democrats?



Bobby is dumber than a regular 13-year-old
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You wanna know something, Bobby? James Gunn shouldn't be around 13-year-olds either.



DeSantis spoofs Top Gun; my penis can only get harder if he plays beach volleyball shirtless.
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Bobby knows all about uncharismatic dorks.
...because Moviebob speaks from experience.



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I mean, who doesn't think of Bob Chipman when they think of masculinity?
I don't think of Moviebob when it comes to masculinity. Anti-Semitism, maybe, but not masculinity.



Demented Uncle Joe, in his lucid moment, admits that student loan forgiveness is unfair.
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Bobby acts supercilious at hard-working, conscientious students because his mom paid his college bills and his drinking spree with MIT jocks.
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Nevertheless, he thinks people will pay more to his Patreon if they have their loans forgiven
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$10,000 for what? A down payment on a house with mortgage payments they can't afford? A car for which they can't afford insurance?



Shut up, Nazibob!



Aren't Democrats supposed to be the party of Democracy™?
 
Okay, not to gorge on them blackpills, but seems like Null is bummed and Kiwi is fucked. It's been fun you autistics spergs.

Anyways, Robert made a video on the Lord of The rings shit, and it is pretty much a repeat on what he says on twitter "what, you don't like black elves, are you racist :smug: " and yada yada yada, same shit as always. In some principle I agree with the retard, that you shouldn't get genuinely upset over fictional shit and I think apathy should be the better response to whenever someone comes to change stuff to stories and stuff that you like.

Regardless, here is what I found the most funny about this shit video, besides the fact that Robert can't work the focus to create depth and so he just blurred everything around his fat head, and it looks horrible:


Robert gets to talk about he had talent scouts after the Pixels video when viral (which seems bullshit, by the way he described it) and pats himself on the back to not pursue the fanboy hate click money he decries others of doing... except he did, this was his following review after the Pixels video:


Robert goes full in into rapid fire vitriol (he called the Jessica Alba Fantastic Four flicks "urethra scraping") and tries oh so very hard to capture what made the pixels review viral.

So yeah, fuck of with the high ground pullshit Robert, you wanted the angry fanboy bucks, you just don't have the charisma to do it.
 
Robert gets to talk about he had talent scouts after the Pixels video when viral (which seems bullshit, by the way he described it)

It very well could be bullshit, but I find it entirely plausible that Bob was approached by talent scouts and proved so unpleasant and autistic that he immediately tanked his chances by opening his mouth in an unedited setting.

Also, fucking lol at him saying the people pissing on Rings of Power have such sad lives. He really does project harder than an IMAX.
 
Small businessman is an interesting way to say unemployed. I also wanna point out that I can find no actual business or LLC registered to Bob. Someone feel free to prove me wrong.

The thing people are upset about is that these retards all chose to sign themselves up for worthless degrees. This isn't like an industry died or an oil well dried up. They chose this. By paying off all of the debt you are both devaluing the degrees and OUR FUCKING MONEY EVEN FURTHER.
If he's registered as self-employed I imagine he would have to be registered as an LLC.
 
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It very well could be bullshit, but I find it entirely plausible that Bob was approached by talent scouts and proved so unpleasant and autistic that he immediately tanked his chances by opening his mouth in an unedited setting.

Also, fucking lol at him saying the people pissing on Rings of Power have such sad lives. He really does project harder than an IMAX.
It is on the way he described said scouts on the questions they asked him "hey, even if you don't hate said person, can you trash talk him?" this is such a weird question and it plays into the point Robert wanted to make, that people trash talk Marvel shit for click.

He goes into weird details on how he was approached thatt just gives out the lies. I know fuck all about talent scounting for youtubers, but I really doubt they go asking "can you fake rage" in their interviews.
 
Goddamn, Bob is such a fucking poser. That's a panel from the 1970s. The fact he can't tell eras apart by their art gives him away. Blade in the 90s looked like this and even showed up in the Spider-Man cartoon like that. Even as an adaptation only guy, he should've been aware of that.
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He also can't tell Basil Karlo and Matt Hagen apart. Big DC fan Robert over here.
 
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Okay, not to gorge on them blackpills, but seems like Null is bummed and Kiwi is fucked. It's been fun you autistics spergs.
Don't loose heart fren. This isn't the end. Actual slaughter of innocent people wasn't enough to sink us. An autistic man who cut off his own dick because it was his dad's dying wish may shout loudly but has none of the power or sway of actual countries. Even MTG has seem to have given up the narrative that the farms is to blame for her swating and is now just focusing on trans activists and the mainstream media lying about her, even after she was "swated a SECOND time in 24 hours. Had the operators who took the call weren't cognizant enough to recognize the gay op for being a gay op and something actually happened to MTG we'd really have something to worry about. Interestingly Bob has yet to tweet or retweet anything about that whole debacle. This is yet another challenge for the farms and us to overcome and I believe that we can and will.

I'm with you guys all the way. Chronicling this retard has been an abundance of hilarity and been a fun hobby to pick up. Pls rembr when u feel scare or frigten that at least you didn't cut your genitals off or that you're not Bob.
 
Okay, not to gorge on them blackpills, but seems like Null is bummed and Kiwi is fucked. It's been fun you autistics spergs.

Anyways, Robert made a video on the Lord of The rings shit, and it is pretty much a repeat on what he says on twitter "what, you don't like black elves, are you racist :smug: " and yada yada yada, same shit as always. In some principle I agree with the retard, that you shouldn't get genuinely upset over fictional shit and I think apathy should be the better response to whenever someone comes to change stuff to stories and stuff that you like.

Regardless, here is what I found the most funny about this shit video, besides the fact that Robert can't work the focus to create depth and so he just blurred everything around his fat head, and it looks horrible:


Robert gets to talk about he had talent scouts after the Pixels video when viral (which seems bullshit, by the way he described it) and pats himself on the back to not pursue the fanboy hate click money he decries others of doing... except he did, this was his following review after the Pixels video:


Robert goes full in into rapid fire vitriol (he called the Jessica Alba Fantastic Four flicks "urethra scraping") and tries oh so very hard to capture what made the pixels review viral.

So yeah, fuck of with the high ground pullshit Robert, you wanted the angry fanboy bucks, you just don't have the charisma to do it.
Hopefully we can reach page 5000 before then, but if not, I'd like to say it's been an honor sperging out with all of you.

Onto Bob's lies. Not only did he try to pursue the fanboy hateclicks, he did it so poorly that it probably cost him more clicks than he would have gotten otherwise. Right after Pixels, he did a review for Terminator: Genysis in which he said anyone who thought Terminator 2 was a good movie is a fucking idiot.

But I can see talent scouts coming after him after he seemingly got 2 million hits because they had no idea who he was. It's funny because back then, he was constantly crowing about that video, even bragging about how it got mentioned on Howard Stern, because he had no self awareness and so couldn't understand that people were laughing at him for taking this shit so personally. Instead he assumed it was because of his merits as a critic. But if it was, he wouldn't have bombed so hard.
 
It is on the way he described said scouts on the questions they asked him "hey, even if you don't hate said person, can you trash talk him?" this is such a weird question and it plays into the point Robert wanted to make, that people trash talk Marvel shit for click.

He goes into weird details on how he was approached thatt just gives out the lies. I know fuck all about talent scounting for youtubers, but I really doubt they go asking "can you fake rage" in their interviews.

Oh, don't get me wrong, there's definitely a whole bunch of lying going on here. If nothing else the whole self-flattering aspect of "They wanted me to fake rage, but dammit, I'm just too honest and real to do what those guys who rack up 10 to 50 times my views do!" is laughable on its face. I'm just saying that given the attention that Pixels review got, it's in the realm of possibility that someone in real media did in fact put out some feelers. I think there's a kernel of truth there not because Bob is so honest (I've said many times his intellectual dishonesty is staggering) but because he's just not that imaginative.
 
You know who else lies about or exaggerates talent scouts checking them out but they wwee too "good or pure" to make the cut? Washed up middle aged men who sorely wish they'd had a career in sports but were never good enough and refuse to accept that.

The line between Bob and the people Bob despises is starting to blur again. Where does one end and the other begin?
he did a review for Terminator: Genysis in which he said anyone who thought Terminator 2 was a good movie is a fucking idiot.
Excuse me but  what?!
 
Blobby you graduated from college nearly 20 years ago you didn't live on campus and didn't go some Ivy League School. Since you have graduated you have lived in various family members basements who undoubtedly were charging you less than average rent and you probably have leeched off or paid very little to use their utilities like Gas, Electric, Water, Sewage, Garbage Collection, Cable, or Internet probably only paying in full for your phone. You've had no girlfriends or children to spend on meaning if you couldn't pay off your loans yet you're a bigger loser than I thought and good God, I already thought you were a Fat, Stupid, Ugly, Lazy, Undeservingly Smug, Hateful, Pathetic, Man-Child who's a 40 Plus Virgin Basement Troll.
If, big if, we go down, never forget that this will always be Bob. He may feel a small sense of relief that the doxing forum is down, but he will never change. He will continue dwindling away, decreasing in influence, until the day the diabetes finally claims him.

On the bright side, if we go down, Positron will never again have to wade through Bob's filth.
 
Bob has no reason to celebrate the Farms going down. Because, Bob will always be Bob, and people will always chronicle his fucked up behavior and want to make fun of him for it. Bob is one of the few, that if the Farms go down, discussion of his fat, diabetic ass will pop up elsewhere. In fact, it will probably be worse. He's too much of a fascinating example of a failed man, the perfect example of the sad, depressed man raging at the modern world, and his inability to improve his life.
 
You know who else lies about or exaggerates talent scouts checking them out but they wwee too "good or pure" to make the cut? Washed up middle aged men who sorely wish they'd had a career in sports but were never good enough and refuse to accept that.

The line between Bob and the people Bob despises is starting to blur again. Where does one end and the other begin?

Excuse me but  what?!
Excuse me, indeed. T-2 is the first R-rated movie I ever saw in the theater. It was pretty fucking awesome. It wasn't perfect, but if Bob thinks it was a BAD movie, especially compared to Genysis, he's singularly unqualified for his "jerb". (but we knew that already)
Bob has no reason to celebrate the Farms going down. Because, Bob will always be Bob, and people will always chronicle his fucked up behavior and want to make fun of him for it. Bob is one of the few, that if the Farms go down, discussion of his fat, diabetic ass will pop up elsewhere. In fact, it will probably be worse. He's too much of a fascinating example of a failed man, the perfect example of the sad, depressed man raging at the modern world, and his inability to improve his life.
Bob may huff and puff and brag that the speds, darkies, troons, and bundles of sticks are 'safer' if the farms does get plowed under for good, but maybe, somewhere, deep in the heart of Texas Bob, he knows we're the only ones that even remotely give a shit about him (outside his family and 'angels' which he protects with a mafia-esque fierceness and bluster that would put Don Corleone to shame).
 
Hopefully we can reach page 5000 before then, but if not, I'd like to say it's been an honor sperging out with all of you.

Onto Bob's lies. Not only did he try to pursue the fanboy hateclicks, he did it so poorly that it probably cost him more clicks than he would have gotten otherwise. Right after Pixels, he did a review for Terminator: Genysis in which he said anyone who thought Terminator 2 was a good movie is a fucking idiot.

But I can see talent scouts coming after him after he seemingly got 2 million hits because they had no idea who he was. It's funny because back then, he was constantly crowing about that video, even bragging about how it got mentioned on Howard Stern, because he had no self awareness and so couldn't understand that people were laughing at him for taking this shit so personally. Instead he assumed it was because of his merits as a critic. But if it was, he wouldn't have bombed so hard.
I mentioned it a while ago, but I have a creative side hustle, and I once got contacted by a scout. Its literally just them casting about looking for a sucker to take them up unless they're real high end. The guy who got in contact with me, his offer was literally nonsensical for what I produced.

Just in case the site gets sent to the great banana pepper farm in the sky and I never get to talk with you beautiful bastards again, its been fun, live long and happy lives.

Anyway, Bob is fat and dumb. T2 is one of the only Terminator films that are even worth watching.
 
Okay, not to gorge on them blackpills, but seems like Null is bummed and Kiwi is fucked. It's been fun you autistics spergs.
Like the band on the Titanic, we must play on till the last minute. Although from now on I'll post shorter and hopefully more frequent updates because I don't know when the site is down. Organization might suffer but let's see.

Demented Joe is acting up.
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People point out that student loan forgiveness is in effect a voter bribe.
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There are plenty of nutters like Bobby on Twitter, but you knew that already. At least Adam Kotsko prefers to leave the wilderness alone instead of turning it into Jurassic Park.
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Andrew Tate is a Britbong kickboxer who, according to Forbes, said some unsavory things on Youtube and was eradicated on the platform. He was already banned on Twitter for saying that Harvey Weinstein's victims are not blameless -- a sentiment that is as universal and as taboo as "transwomen are not women".
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But grooming children for sex doesn't just get a free pass; it is actively encouraged by the tech giants.

No, teachers are not grooming children; they are just trying to "treat the kids nicely"!
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If a boy wants to be called "Thor" at school, I think parents and teachers will see no problem, even be happy to oblige once in a while, as long as he also answers to his real name David Scott Langhan.
But the children who are groomed are not like that.

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I cannot find the story on CNN's or Reuter's site.


What's the problem with courting Middle America and killing diversity?
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But I thought Middle America is full of farmer barons who travel to Capitol on private planes?

And, again, you can see from the tiny thumbnail that "Jessie Earl" is one of those.
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Is there a mite on the blue curtain?
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I miss the time when they taught children not to approach big and strange looking men
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Anyway, Bob is fat and dumb. T2 is one of the only Terminator films that are even worth watching.
The original T is good too. And the CGI in T2 is miles better than the regular blockbuster fares today. I'm not so much thinking of MCU as the latest James Bond films.
 
Bob has no reason to celebrate the Farms going down. Because, Bob will always be Bob, and people will always chronicle his fucked up behavior and want to make fun of him for it. Bob is one of the few, that if the Farms go down, discussion of his fat, diabetic ass will pop up elsewhere. In fact, it will probably be worse. He's too much of a fascinating example of a failed man, the perfect example of the sad, depressed man raging at the modern world, and his inability to improve his life.

If, big if, we go down, never forget that this will always be Bob. He may feel a small sense of relief that the doxing forum is down, but he will never change. He will continue dwindling away, decreasing in influence, until the day the diabetes finally claims him.
Exactly, Bob’s always going to be a loser, with or without the farms.
 
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Like the band on the Titanic, we must play on till the last minute. Although from now on I'll post shorter and hopefully more frequent updates because I don't know when the site is down. Organization might suffer but let's see.

Demented Joe is acting up.
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People point out that student loan forgiveness is in effect a voter bribe.
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There are plenty of nutters like Bobby on Twitter, but you knew that already. At least Adam Kotsko prefers to leave the wilderness alone instead of turning it into Jurassic Park.
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Andrew Tate is a Britbong kickboxer who, according to Forbes, said some unsavory things on Youtube and was eradicated on the platform. He was already banned on Twitter for saying that Harvey Weinstein's victims are not blameless -- a sentiment that is as universal and as taboo as "transwomen are not women".
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But grooming children for sex doesn't just get a free pass; it is actively encouraged by the tech giants.

No, teachers are not grooming children; they are just trying to "treat the kids nicely"!
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If a boy wants to be called "Thor" at school, I think parents and teachers will see no problem, even be happy to oblige once in a while, as long as he also answers to his real name David Scott Langhan.
But the children who are groomed are not like that.

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I cannot find the story on CNN's or Reuter's site.


What's the problem with courting Middle America and killing diversity?
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But I thought Middle America is full of farmer barons who travel to Capitol on private planes?

And, again, you can see from the tiny thumbnail that "Jessie Earl" is one of those.
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Is there a mite on the blue curtain?
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I miss the time when they taught children not to approach big and strange looking men
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The original T is good too. And the CGI in T2 is miles better than the regular blockbuster fares today. I'm not so much thinking of MCU as the latest James Bond films.
I like original Terminator too, though I'd say 2 is my fav. There's a soft spot in my heart for Terminator Salvation because it at least tried to do something new, and I had a lot of fun seeing it with all my friends from back in the day. Not saying it was great, but I'd rather watch it than Genesis, Dark Fate, etc.
 
The original T is good too. And the CGI in T2 is miles better than the regular blockbuster fares today. I'm not so much thinking of MCU as the latest James Bond films.
There’s a big reason why people prefer having T1 and T2 as the main canon and why idiots like Bob miss the point in their retarded woke reboots.

Miles Dyson had the best of intentions of making life better for people with the technology the first terminator. But when he realized that he unintentionally fucks over humanity, he decides to go and stop Skynet, even killing himself in the process to ensure no one follows his work.

Now let’s compared to Bob’s Terminator again: angry redneck asshole who lost his job to robots goes back in time to kill the one responsible for the robots because “FUCK THE MIDWEST!”
 
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