Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Absolutely! I don't consider this to be hyperbole in the slightest. Kiwi Farms really is what I missed from the Internet for so very, very long.

I admit that I did have a love/hate relationship with the forum in the beginning, since I correctly deduced that many of the posters here would be lolcows in their own right, had they put themselves out there for the world to see, instead of being anonymous shitposters like yours truly. Still, even if I still think that's true, the general atmosphere of discourse here is just golden. The only thing I really dislike is the hardcore feminist cunts who poison the conversation every now and again with unironic bitching about The Patriarchy™, but they mostly contain themselves to sperging in threads about trannies, so it's no biggie.

It's actually really comical how sublime a forum can become simply by combining the general guidelines of the Kiwi Farms with the very liberal usage of words like nigger and whore etc. It seems like encouraging old-school Internet shitposting and candidness with a general sense of common decency, combined with a no holds barred kind of attitude in regards to invectives, simply produces a jolly good time. I guess you could boil it down to the fact that actively encouraging people to not be sensitive faggots is a winning concept. Who'd have thunk?

Josh's recent post on Telegram.org makes me optimistic for what's about to come. I kind of expect this whole operation to be shut down, but I keep my fingers crossed for the future of this glorious forum.

But if we're on Tor, doesn't it mean we pretty much can't be shut down? Wasn't that the whole point of being here? It's the last bastion on the net of untouchability, right? Neither Bob nor "Special K" can touch us here.

But yeah, if Josh talked to someone who is absolutely uncucked, and maybe can get a clear path to clear internet permanent existence, that's great. It would also be great, if the current pains-in-the-ass that were DDoS'ing were identified and prosecuted. I think the exceptional 'special K' probably thinks they're untouchable due to being Canadian (and off travelling in Ireland or wherever), so the USA can't get them and hopes that the RCMP or OPP just won't bother? Because it would be absolutely the peak of Karma and hilarity if that assumption proved ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

I like having my farms fix, so it being plowed under for good would be a great disappointment to me. And I've never seen this garbage the troons and Bob are complaining about at least not the way they claim it is - aside a sleeper that isn't even a , they're a full on glow-op. It's like, does Bob even understand what "doxxing" ackshually is?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The Farms will keep going, and Bob will lose his twitter account and/or foot before it dies.

Though I am surprised Bob has stopped tweeting as much, considering his followers are up and KF went down. I would have thought he'd be celebrating. He's still tweeting a lot for a normal person, but less for him. Like his small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The Farms will keep going, and Bob will lose his twitter account and/or foot before it dies.

Though I am surprised Bob has stopped tweeting as much, considering his followers are up and KF went down. I would have thought he'd be celebrating. He's still tweeting a lot for a normal person, but less for him. Like his small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person.

I don't think he tweets very much at all while he's "working" (specifically the "Watching Movies" part of his jerb, in a literal theater - I think most theaters tell people STAY THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE AND TURN IT OFF). And then he probably went to get a small amount of tenderloin steak for an average person.

Speaking of that whole filet mignon nonsense tweet, I find it amusing that Bob plays into the guy he was replying to by saying the only thing that would have been in his fridge is any leftovers from his dinner. But he's planning on eating it (all, I assume), so no leftovers, therefore empty fridge?

Let's think about this for a moment. (and leaving aside his MOM'S fridge is likely in NO WAY empty - unless Blob has been literally eating her out of house and home - and maybe he's referring to a personal mini-fridge he may have in his room.) If Bob's Mom's fridge is empty, why the fuck is he buying filet mignon dinner instead of oh I don't know, GROCERIES? Is this fucker eating out for 2 or 3 out of 3 meals a day? Has he given up on Mt. Dew Chickening? Is his MOM making all the food now, and if he doesn't like it he just goes to the discount Dave & Buster's for a pathetic excuse of a tenderloin steak on special? And maybe occasionally, a small amount of McDonald's for an average fat fuck? Either he's being disingenuous and his MOM'S fridge is well-stocked but Bob doesn't like what mom makes for dinner 9 times out of 10 and goes to go out to eat and has an empty mini-fridge where he keeps his hipster beer and mountain dew and such but mostly not actual food and he's actually become LAZIER and given up on cooking, or Bob is CONSOOMING all the food at home, leaving his poor mother with NOTHING, which is not a good look.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hopefully to take some of the burden off of @Positron, remember yesterday when Bob was upset that there were "good people" who had "massive threads" here on the farms. The fact that we haven't been literally crucified and still exist is starting eat at him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567506119848857600

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Chase them down, burn them out…

archived 8 Sep 2022 02:16:38 UTC

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Notice how it's a call to action. I don't mean that it's some super scary threat that we should take seriously and cry like bitches to twitter jannies like he always does.. I mean it's direction to others for them to do what he's to afraid to do. The true hallmarks of true leader on twitter.

Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567569821696507904

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "When Greenwald's partner was s…

archived 7 Sep 2022 23:41:17 UTC

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Glen's not gonna fuck you. Luke's not gonna fuck you. Lindsey is not gonna fuck you. Arkle will, as long as you're in a dress. Pressing X to doubt on any of the alleged terrorism because I've been here for four years and have never seen anything like that. A special hard X for friends, because lol, and family. You're family has never been terrorized by us. Your dumbass lesser brother gets laughed at because he power levels super hard on twitter and cries like a teenage girl when people don't give him enough asspats for his 18 bajillion podcasts that no one asked for. Glad you got a leash on him so he doesn't get another boxer's fracture from tard raging and punching a wall, again.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Farms will keep going, and Bob will lose his twitter account and/or foot before it dies.

Though I am surprised Bob has stopped tweeting as much, considering his followers are up and KF went down. I would have thought he'd be celebrating. He's still tweeting a lot for a normal person, but less for him. Like his small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person.

Not only does the Farms keep on winning, but Bob is still fat.

 

[Positron]

In it she deadass claims that she was gang stalked during an ice storm because of the farms and admits that she has google alerts and name checks herself, Debi Jackson, constantly for any and all mentions of her. She is fucking bonkers.

We used to keep mentally ill people in padded cells; now we let them run free and call them "activists"

Greetings fellow ghoulish cretins! Today let's first hear someone from Harvard Law School speak approvingly of DDoS:


Glenn Greenwald has a long tirade on internet censorship and the part journo scum plays, touching upon Lucas Roberts in passing.

Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567569821696507904 (archive.md is shitting itself at the moment. Still sitting in que)

Glen's not gonna fuck you. Luke's not gonna fuck you.

"The hate mob terrorized my family, my friends, and MEEEE!!!, Bobby sure speaks like a troon (archived)


I pray that God grant Bobby intelligence to know right from wrong -- or, if that's not His wish, at least the knowledge that transsexuals lie more than normal people do.


Fucking pathetic. Lucas Roberts and his ilk are evil, but moments like this make me pray for them too. They are lost souls who are chained up by their sins that they'd commit bigger crimes in order to continue enjoying the pleasure of sin. I pray to God to deliver them from their sin so they might realize they don't have to hurt others.

Warding your children from the evil pedophile cabal is hard work -- but it can be done:

If you let the likes of Colin Montegomerie had their way with your child, there is a 41% chance they won't live long enough to leave home.

---

George Floyd loved his Fent too. He loved them to death really.

Continuing from Coffin's remark yesterday:


Nutter thinks as long as you know chemistry you can manipulate the climate.

It ain't a Chad Beard unless it merge with the sideburns, like InfraHaz's.


There is nothing lower than prostrating before shemales, Bobby.

Haz thinks Superheros are a metaphor of the Deep State ("to do something you have to go outside the law") and that the Avengers are a metaphor of Ukrainian battalion. (Video, just two minutes.)

What Nellson describes -- turning the most innocuous pop-culture things into counter-revolution bugbear -- are Frankfurt School and Third-Wave Feminism.


I won't diagnose Ramsay-Hunt unless there is shingles-like skin rash or blisters over the facial nerve distribution and (characteristically) inside the ear canal. Without these it is just good ole Bell's Palsy, which can be caused by Chink-made Sinovac.

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Cruise and director Christopher McQuarrie warn that frame interpolation ruins the artistic vision of directors who shoot on film.


More worthless beggars hope for "progressive legislation" to save their sorry asses.





I thought Bobby meant to introduce this cartoon to his nephew?

Chink makers of knock-off toys seem to have the imagination of Bobby: what if Woody is a Transformer?




Creep

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

LMAO I saw this thot in the wild and I recommend people read her tweet thread.

https://twitter.com/the_debijackson/status/1566992723172892672

Debi Jackson on Twitter: "@keffals I'm going to get my kid back. <…

archived 7 Sep 2022 02:30:39 UTC

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In it she deadass claims that she was gang stalked during an ice storm because of the farms and admits that she has google alerts and name checks herself, Debi Jackson, constantly for any and all mentions of her. She is fucking bonkers.

She lost her mind because of her thread (Onion link).

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

She lost her mind because of her thread (Onion link).

It's always the ones with the deadest lowest-post-count threads that scream the loudest, ain't it?

 

[Flexo]

Fucking pathetic. Lucas Roberts and his ilk are evil, but moments like this make me pray for them too. They are lost souls who are chained up by their sins that they'd commit bigger crimes in order to continue enjoying the pleasure of sin. I pray to God to deliver them from their sin so they might realize they don't have to hurt others.

Ok. so you all know whenever certain challenges come up, I LOVE to go check the numbers.

First of all, a reminder: this is NOT the first time Keffals has gone after greenwald.

Oh wow! 10.2k! That's way more than the tweet he replied to, which has only 6.6k likes.


*taps ear* Hold on. I'm getting something from the announcers... oh! Why this seems to be a part of a tweet THREAD. (Bobby should know all about those.) And tweet threads ALWAYS get fewer likes in the later tweets than the ones that kick if off. So let's go check out how Lucas is doing vs Greenwald's ORIGINAL tweet...

BWAHAHAHAHA. You ain't even CLOSE to ratioing him!

Can we all spell L.O.S.E.R.?

I knew you kids could!

Spoiler: BONUS ROUND

Why look who else showed up in replies...

 

[LobsterBoy669]

It's always the ones with the deadest lowest-post-count threads that scream the loudest, ain't it?

Well of course it is. They're grappling with the fact that they're laughable enough to warrant a thread, but also the fact that they will never have the amount of hate watching that cows like Ralph or Chris have. It's a weird curve. They want to be famous enough to warrant a huge thread on here, but also they take themselves way too seriously and don't want to be mocked. It's pure mental illness. They want to be hated because that will "justify" their arguments, but they also want to be safe in their cuddwy wittle safe space.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567569821696507904

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "When Greenwald's partner was s…

archived 7 Sep 2022 23:41:17 UTC

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Bob, you've only been "terrorized" in the sense that we call out and mock your vile, genocidal technofascist fantasies that you choose to publicly post on Twitter.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I thought ratioing was when a tweet had far more comments than likes, since comments take more effort and that usually happens when people call something stupid.

Ratioing being a reply getting more likes usually just shows you have more of an inbuilt audience (or bots.)

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Bob, you've only been "terrorized" in the sense that we call out and mock your vile, genocidal technofascist fantasies that you choose to publicly post on Twitter.

Precisely. Never saw any illegalities on my time browsing this thread, we obviously don't like Bob but saying mean things about a lardass online isn't a crime. That being said, it's hardly a surprise that Bob is cozying up with that one person. They are both chronically immature narcissistic idiots with delusions of grandeur and heavily tribalist worldviews. Fuck, with this "ontologically evil" horseshit label being applied to their enemies, you could say Bob's "Philosophy" is pretty close to this person's as they are both manbabies with loads of intellectual arrogance, no willingness to forgive others and little in actual substance regarding their thinking!

In fact, you don't even need the Farms to know how much of an asshole Bob is. He does the job of his detractors himself, every other week he is going on a borderline Hitlerist tirade about the current thing pissing him off. I've met some miserable people on my lifetime, but this guy takes the fucking cake!

Fuck, let me elaborate further. There are good people out there who got shit hands at life. People that didn't hurt a single soul, got fucked at every other turn, yet weren't as hateful as Bob is. Not to powerlevel, but I myself knew a guy who was the most gentle, caring soul despite leading a very hard life, he literally did volunteer work at a Hospital right down to his last days before dying unexpectedly. And on the other side we have Bob, who is a ludicrously awful, hateful and bitter person, whose only traumas seem to be bullying at his school years and being ridiculed online for his idiotic behaviour. The asshole of assholes, over the pettiest of reasons, it would be tragic if not for the hilarity of it all!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I thought ratioing was when a tweet had far more comments than likes, since comments take more effort and that usually happens when people call something stupid.

Ratioing being a reply getting more likes usually just shows you either have more of an inbuilt audience (or bots.)

Yes. Getting ratioed originally meant that something you posted on twitter got far more comments and quote tweets than likes. Keffals comes around and decides that getting ratioed means he subtweets a reply asking his followers for updoots. It means absolutely nothing other than kefflas begged for updoots while contributing absolutely nothing.

We now live in a world where words mean nothing and things like fucking Webster's dictionary will change definitions of words like racism when someone cries hard enough that they're losing internet slap fights because the definition doesn't say what they want it to say.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob, you've only been "terrorized" in the sense that we call out and mock your vile, genocidal technofascist fantasies that you choose to publicly post on Twitter.

For him, that's exactly the same thing. To dare say Robert of Chipman is less than amazing, is to declare Jihad on the Superior Future.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hopefully to take some of the burden off of @Positron, remember yesterday when Bob was upset that there were "good people" who had "massive threads" here on the farms. The fact that we haven't been literally crucified and still exist is starting eat at him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567506119848857600

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Chase them down, burn them out…

archived 8 Sep 2022 02:16:38 UTC

archive.ph

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Notice how it's a call to action. I don't mean that it's some super scary threat that we should take seriously and cry like bitches to twitter jannies like he always does.. I mean it's direction to others for them to do what he's to afraid to do. The true hallmarks of true leader on twitter.

Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1567569821696507904

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "When Greenwald's partner was s…

archived 7 Sep 2022 23:41:17 UTC

archive.ph

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Glen's not gonna fuck you. Luke's not gonna fuck you. Lindsey is not gonna fuck you. Arkle will, as long as you're in a dress. Pressing X to doubt on any of the alleged terrorism because I've been here for four years and have never seen anything like that. A special hard X for friends, because lol, and family. You're family has never been terrorized by us. Your dumbass lesser brother gets laughed at because he power levels super hard on twitter and cries like a teenage girl when people don't give him enough asspats for his 18 bajillion podcasts that no one asked for. Glad you got a leash on him so he doesn't get another boxer's fracture from tard raging and punching a wall, again.

He probably means Spetznaz "Terrorized" his family. But as terrorising goes, wasn't that pretty fucking milktoast compared to the shit Bobby's Angels pull? Just how badly did that guy touch the feces, anyway? Maybe Spetznaz did some shit we didn't hear about because he didn't brag about it/admit to it? Even so, that's ONE SPED. And he got yeeted from the thread for it, IIRC. But the truth never mattered to Bob. Tactics, targets, after all.

Bob's been "Terrorized"? BULL FUCKING SHIT. I'm pressing a hard X to doubt, there. Nothing could terrorize that self-confident, smug tub of lard, least of all mean words on the internet that don't even rise to the level of fucking navy seal copypasta. The worst roastings he gets aren't on kiwifarms, it's ON MOTHERFUCKING TWITTER. By people who may, or may not, be lurking on the 'farms (let alone legit forum members). Plowing the farms under, ironically, would probably INCREASE the amount of clapback and "terrorizing" he gets on twatter. Be careful what you wish for, Bob...

Bob, you've only been "terrorized" in the sense that we call out and mock your vile, genocidal technofascist fantasies that you choose to publicly post on Twitter.

Nono, you see, Bob is being "terrorized" in that MAGAnaiseGhoulen are walking upright, getting on the furniture, and tweeting and talking about him, which will physically prevent the SOOPEERYAH FYOOTCHAH so he WON'T get his jetpack, Mario-shka brain full of Bing Bing Wahoo in a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Cyborg Body, wheat, rocket to the stars to Mars with intelligent Commander Data robots with which to wax philosophical, and he won't get to stomp the CHUDs into paste (or watch while someone else does). Horrors, this thread might even prompt people to suddenly, for no reason at all, vote Republican out of the blue. And Bob can't have that! If Kiwifarms gets plowed under, then so will the MAGAnaiseghoulen, or so he thinks believes. Because he conflates 'farmers with the general Red State Nonpersons, as one is defeated, so shall the other be, So Decrees Bob, Lard of Lynn.

Besides, Bob wants to protect the speds, troons, PeeOhCees, and bundles of sticks, which is a Moral Good Imperative, and it can't be "genocide" if he's advocating the minecrafting/gulaging of THE BAD GUYS, FRIENDO! Mean words on the internet "terrorize" these Protected Groups , therefore Bob gets on his High Horse to White Knight away, despite none of the members of any of these groups being willing to touch his peepee (not even the bundles of sticks) in return. Since Bob believes the MAGAnaiseghoulen want to minecraft the speds, troons, PeeOhCees and bundles of sticks, he is thus assured that his extremism is in fact no vice, because there is no higher good than protecting minorities. Except the minorities that disagree with him politically. Those can get minecrafted/ghoulagged with the Red State Vermin.

 

[dzonatan]

The Farms will keep going, and Bob will lose his twitter account and/or foot before it dies.

Though I am surprised Bob has stopped tweeting as much, considering his followers are up and KF went down. I would have thought he'd be celebrating. He's still tweeting a lot for a normal person, but less for him. Like his small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person.

The hunter is nothing without a hunt.
Now that KF is perceived to be dead he has no reason to be as inflammatory.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I always enjoy my daily Blob posting. Reading and seeing Bob's repeated failures at life always cheer me up. Because I know my life will never be that shit. I am also enjoying watching them all tilt so hard at gossip forum. People should begin thinking of the Farms as a rude intervention. In many cases, having a thread here, means it's time to stop, get help.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Oh look.

We’re still here.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Oh look.

We’re still here.

According to Josh we were down for a while because he had to reconfigure a whole bunch of shit.