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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Oh Bob. Are you mad, little buddy?
Maybe if you give more money to the dick snipper who's clearly and blatently running away with the money we'd stay dead. Maybe if you got off your ass and actually contributed something more than a retweet here and there we might have crumbled.
Bob Dobson
And wouldn't you know it the female comedian who posted this is a man
Bobby retweets Jake Alley. Jake continues for maybe two dozen more tweets.
I wonder why don't we see people like these dropping dead in broad daylight.
Nerds are jerks. That's why they are bullied in and out of school and get Kiwi Farms threads.
The damn colored are revolting against their whiters and wokers. White people like Bobby are not happy with that.
Bobby is not robbed in the streets because he never goes out. Hence no crime wave.
Bobby has taken to write "white trash" as "wight trash". He probably learned it from some spooky trannies.
Queen Elizabeth II died.
There is a "Kyle Rittenhouse cultural center" in Argentina?
The horse-trading post is making a come-back!
Pretty sure Bobby's analysis -- rich failsons get weird because they know they can't make the grade -- applies to transsexuals too.,
Trump has a net worth of 3 billion and has successfully finished a presidental term of 4 years. But I guess if you believe transwomen are women you can believe in anything.
Despite Bobby's fetish with automation, he doesn't think fast food workers will be replaced by touchscreens, because there are always crazies looking for another human being to spit on -- or, in Bobby's case, creep on.
Those chuds with their Inferior Future funny money!
Wanna guess how many crypto miners are trannies?
Glenn Greenwald has a new gig. Bobby is sour.
InfraHaz got suspended on Twitter.
Bobby wants to continue perseceuting the disgraced Caleb Maupin
A totally real Mike Pence shows off his misogyny:
Conservatives! Let go of your dumb superstitions, and you too can enjoy all sorts of sexual debauchery open to Bobby!
SmugAtheistMeme.jpg.
Bobby wants MCU trash immortalized as Criterion Editions.
"I'm woman, hear me impale your face!"
Creep. At least two of them are men.
Scooby-Doo and the Multiverse of Madness.
Minnie Mouse is dead in this video game.
Night of the Lepus, a great film to play at the Chinky Mid-Autumn Festival (which is this Saturday)
MovieBob called me and everyone here a ghoulish cretin. I.. I don't know what to say. It's such a beautiful compliment! And on the plus side, we're surviving the Kiwi Apocalypse pretty well, so I'm happy about my ghoulification.
Hopefully to take some of the burden off of @Positron, remember yesterday when Bob was upset that there were "good people" who had "massive threads" here on the farms. The fact that we haven't been literally crucified and still exist is starting eat at him.
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Notice how it's a call to action. I don't mean that it's some super scary threat that we should take seriously and cry like bitches to twitter jannies like he always does.. I mean it's direction to others for them to do what he's to afraid to do. The true hallmarks of true leader on twitter.
Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.
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Glen's not gonna fuck you. Luke's not gonna fuck you. Lindsey is not gonna fuck you. Arkle will, as long as you're in a dress. Pressing X to doubt on any of the alleged terrorism because I've been here for four years and have never seen anything like that. A special hard X for friends, because lol, and family. You're family has never been terrorized by us. Your dumbass lesser brother gets laughed at because he power levels super hard on twitter and cries like a teenage girl when people don't give him enough asspats for his 18 bajillion podcasts that no one asked for. Glad you got a leash on him so he doesn't get another boxer's fracture from tard raging and punching a wall, again.
If Bob keeps saying stuff like this and retweeting Jake Alley (don't touch my Violet, Bob, you pervert, she's a vulnerable girl) I'm going to start reporting Bob's tweets and his account. Then when he ban evades I will report those tweets and that account. He wants to know what it's like to be terrorized by someone who posts on the Kiwi Farms? That can be done. I can enlist others probably.
And Bob, unlike all you stupid people who report shit constantly like retards who are triggered emotionally by things they don't agree with I actually know how to report things on Twitter so they will go away. (I don't do this though because I'm a good person, ACAB, fuck jannies, even if they don't do it for free.)
The damn colored are revolting against their whiters and wokers. White people like Bobby are not happy with that. View attachment 3685870
Bobby is not robbed in the streets because he never goes out. Hence no crime wave. View attachment 3686490
Bobby has taken to write "white trash" as "wight trash". He probably learned it from some spooky trannies.
The horse-trading post is making a come-back! View attachment 3685936
Pretty sure Bobby's analysis -- rich failsons get weird because they know they can't make the grade -- applies to transsexuals too.,
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Trump has a net worth of 3 billion and has successfully finished a presidental term of 4 years. But I guess if you believe transwomen are women you can believe in anything.
Despite Bobby's fetish with automation, he doesn't think fast food workers will be replaced by touchscreens, because there are always crazies looking for another human being to spit on -- or, in Bobby's case, creep on. View attachment 3685842
Bob retwatting an anti-"Freeze Peach" troon is some peak mask-off bullshit. Thank god that Bob will never be near the levers of power. Hell, I'll relish the twatter meltdown that will inevitably result from whenever the US House and Senate flip back the other way (whether it's this year, or sometime down the road - that's assuming the election process is not already irretrievably corrupted).
Bob is an idiot who obviously does not encounter very many homeless encampments in the Blue Bastion that is Lynn, MA. The homeless SHOULDN'T be outdoors, Bob. They should be in rehab and/or mental institutions and/or JAIL (the habitual criminals among them, anyhow) if they're not simply genuinely down-on-their-luck. And of those, that are simply down on their luck and not druggies/crooks/untreated mentally ill are in the position they're at either through terrible (non-drug related) life choices, or BOB'S FAVORITE DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS' POLICIES.
I'm getting tired of Bob's trite, galaxy-smoothbrained take that "It doesn't matter whether the script is consistent or whether there are plot holes or blatant failures of suspension of disbelief/mass contradiction/cognitive dissonance in a movie/TV show/etc, because IT DOESN'T REALS and all that matters is MUH DOPAMINE HITS, FRIENDO!" Sure, it's great if a story elicits emotional response, but why shouldn't it also at least make INTERNAL sense within its own world? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Bob's a Transformers sperg and the plot holes and discontinuity in the series are rife, including 3 different origins for the Constructicons (One in Season 1's Heavy Metal War when Megatron said the Decepticons built them on Earth, two in the Season 2 episode "The Secret of Omega Supreme" where they were originally Cybertronians but Megatron reprogrammed them into Decepticons permanently, and the third one is implied in Season 3's Five Faces of Darkness 5 part mini-series where robots that look like the Constructicons are shown to be "building" Megatron). I mean, I'm a Transformers Sperg too, but holy shit. The problem there at that time was episodes were rushed, and the various writers did not often compare notes when writing episodes. Current media, including Multi-million dollar blockbuster movies, HAVE NO SUCH FUCKING EXCUSE. Just because 80s properties threw caution and continuity to the wind, Bob, doesn't mean that everybody else in the current era HAS to. Hell, current era failures are now casting common fucking sense to the wind and Bob eats it up with a spoon and begs for more like Oliver Twist and his gruel. Bob's objection to the "anti-woke" is just inane psychobabble and projection.
I have not seen Night of the Lepus. For the love of all that is holy, can someone PLEASE tell me if that's something appropriate FOR FUCKING TODDLERS?
"half as smart" would be generous. The only thing separating Bob from the intellect some sort of parasitical life form, is that most parasites don't know how to order pizza.
MovieBob called me and everyone here a ghoulish cretin. I.. I don't know what to say. It's such a beautiful compliment! And on the plus side, we're surviving the Kiwi Apocalypse pretty well, so I'm happy about my ghoulification.
His switch to Trash "Wights" (for "Whites") seems like he's digging into the Tolkien for new ghoulish insults, though he's still clearly using "Ghouls" as well. He might as well call us all "Daywalkers" at this point, FFS.
"half as smart" would be generous. The only thing separating Bob from the intellect some sort of parasitical life form, is that most parasites don't know how to order pizza.
haha I found that hilarious, too. I mean come on, did Bob sleep through History? (yes) If he had been paying attention he'd know that a lot of the kings' Royal names didn't match their birth names. Good ol' Prince Chucky is just going to go with his real name I guess and be "Charles III" even though I'm pretty sure the last King Charles (II) came to a very bad end.
haha I found that hilarious, too. I mean come on, did Bob sleep through History? (yes) If he had been paying attention he'd know that a lot of the kings' Royal names didn't match their birth names. Good ol' Prince Chucky is just going to go with his real name I guess and be "Charles III" even though I'm pretty sure the last King Charles (II) came to a very bad end.
Isn't Bob a movie critic, or something? Did he not see the Best Picture winner The King's Speech, where the issue of what Bertie should call himself was plot-relevant because Churchill suggested "Albert" was much too German for the eve of WWII? Did that make no impression on him, or was he just drunk watching as usual?
Isn't Bob a movie critic, or something? Did he not see the Best Picture winner The King's Speech, where the issue of what Bertie should call himself was plot-relevant because Churchill suggested "Albert" was much too German for the eve of WWII? Did that make no impression on him, or was he just drunk watching as usual?
The links are a download link (which my interwebs think is a security risk so I couldn't DL it cuz it's a .swf file) and a link to a 404 error on The Escapist.
One of Bob's fans in the thread of the post at Moviebob Central is upset that The King's Speech got so many awards - and then admits having not even seen it:
Dissenting Opinion:
There's more sperging a'plenty in both threads.
Someone takes Bob to task over his "review" of The King's Speech:
Isn't Bob a movie critic, or something? Did he not see the Best Picture winner The King's Speech, where the issue of what Bertie should call himself was plot-relevant because Churchill suggested "Albert" was much too German for the eve of WWII? Did that make no impression on him, or was he just drunk watching as usual?
The King's Speech? How is Rob the Blob supposed to CONSOOM a movie without special effects, zany dialogue and a strong gender queer qweeeeeeeen to talk about for asspats? You expect too much from the human equivalent of a limpet.
People screaming. Very poor gore effects. Horde of giant rabbits being electrocuted. That's about it; I bet the kids in the Chippa household have seen worse.
And as you and everyone else has mentioned, the farms going down won't make Bob or any other cow's life better. They'll still be miserable assholes making terrible life choices, and people will still be laughing at them.
You will notice for a lot of cows, especially the troon ones, that even when not talking about something they don’t like, or doing something that is supposed to make you feel good, they still have something to complain about and find a reason to cause drama. These people love negativity, whether they want to admit it or not.
(archive is still being a bitch for me)
I hope he doesn't rely $3k a month while living in Boston. It's really gross how he frames this.
"Oh if only I had enough living money then I might be able to afford just something nice for the amorphous and ambiguous term of "kids" or help out my totally real existing "friends". You know, nice charitable things that leave no paper trail. I mean I don't need the extra money like A LOT of creators do. Well, back to the grindstone of tweeting vapid and asinine shit."
Need I remind everyone of the shit he bought for HIS LESSER BROTHER'S kids.
So stop on down to MSTmario's for the best deals in slightly used...things around!
I'll be frank with you all. I'm not the most studious Bobologist. I'm not in the know with the deepest Cinema Robert Lore. When I saw that username, I remembered a post from @Rei is shit back in September and thought I might be on to something. Alas, Bob's old usenet site has already been chronicled. Some things that I did not see, however, are posted below. Please keep in mind that this is just a collection of appearances of "MSTmario". I'm basing this as being Bob by the fact of the retarded handle and the age of the posts which would correlate with the time he was using it. That and what's being said seems to fit in with a young Bobbyboi blossoming into a Man-Robert.
I do not know what it is. I do not know who made it. I do not know why it was made. I do know that it mentions our guy Bob by name and someone called DJ Chipman. It might be some machine learning thing that scans the Internet and just pulls random data together to try write something? Again, I have no idea what I'm looking at. I did a little looking around and there are PAGES of this stuff. Regardless, I've included screenshots of the whole page as the site might be a spook operation and I don't want anyone to get spooked due to me. The relevant shot is the second one down.
This was when he had A THOUSAND EXTRA DOLLARS A MONTH rolling in and he STILL had to peddle it on ebay. We've speculated and I don't know the relationship he has with his niece and nephew. He might be a great uncle that they love and run up to squeeze hug his softness like he's a Chuck E Cheese mascot. Let's just assume that they unconditionally love Unkie Bobby because it's probably true AND that makes it so much worse that he's using them to manipulate people into giving him more neet bucks. I might be over sensitive to this but this is fucking pathetic and goddamned gross. He can't even use the excuse that the Lesser Brother did of "GLOOM! DESPAIR! AGONY ON ME! Muh job changed insurance providers and now I gotta find a new pharmacist that's in network! DEEP DARK DEPRESSION! EXCESSIVE MISSERY! Our medication is super cereal and this one time someone messed it up! IF IT WEREN'T FOR BAD LUCK I'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL! State run insurance! Won't you think of my kids! GLOOM! DESPAIR! AGONY ON ME!" because, as retarded as that all was, it actually affected Lesser Brother's family. Bob's passive aggressively asking for handouts so he can buy presents. Is it that fat furry Lou something, I only remember that he was given the name Lou Kike, or Clawshrimpy who's known for this kind of weak ass begging of "Sure would be nice to buy X. Guess I'll go back to being sad "? This is what Bob, the superior ubermunch, the great lapsed Pope, the Lord of Lynn, has devolved into IF it wasn't for the fact that's he's done this "I'm sad. Give me ass pats plz" multiple, multiple times. I have just never seen him sink so low as to using "kids", which again still floors me as his wording leaves it up for you to decide who's kids they are including his own and if you're a retard that would be willing to give him money you might believe that he actually has kids, beg for money so he can buy literal throw away detritus.
We're gonna have to wait a little bit to see the full effects of this "issue" with patreon, whatever that is. In the meantime, we can see that he had another loss at the beginning of the month, a tradition that he has been continuing for a long while now.
And from the beginning of the year to now
If Bob keeps saying stuff like this and retweeting Jake Alley (don't touch my Violet, Bob, you pervert, she's a vulnerable girl) I'm going to start reporting Bob's tweets and his account. Then when he ban evades I will report those tweets and that account. He wants to know what it's like to be terrorized by someone who posts on the Kiwi Farms? That can be done. I can enlist others probably.
And Bob, unlike all you stupid people who report shit constantly like retards who are triggered emotionally by things they don't agree with I actually know how to report things on Twitter so they will go away. (I don't do this though because I'm a good person, ACAB, fuck jannies, even if they don't do it for free.)
Come on bud. Let's step away from the ledge for a minute. All of us are right around your level of frustration and anger. A dickless leaf had full corporate backing and financial support to try to take us down and got closer than they ever should've. They openly lied about us, erased what evidence of their misdoings that they could, and profited from it. The Canadian state sponsored media outlet said that Brenton Tarrent posted his manifesto on the farms
article archive
That blurb about the farms knowing about the attack hours before it happened is lifted right from the article and is just thrown in there and they expect you to believe it because the official news of Canada just says it. Nevermind that it's a complete lie and easily disproven because it was posted on 8chan and the pressure from the massacre is what got 8chan removed cloudflare. And they do it so openly with little care and NO repercussions.
I get it. I wanna beat these people with bats. However, Bob is not these people. Bob is a nobody with delusions of grandeur, living with his mom in a suburb of Boston. He has no power. He has no authority. He has no will to actually accomplish something. As evidence I'd like to present the post that you quoted and this that was captured by Posi.
Hopefully to take some of the burden off of @Positron, remember yesterday when Bob was upset that there were "good people" who had "massive threads" here on the farms. The fact that we haven't been literally crucified and still exist is starting eat at him.
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Notice how it's a call to action. I don't mean that it's some super scary threat that we should take seriously and cry like bitches to twitter jannies like he always does.. I mean it's direction to others for them to do what he's to afraid to do. The true hallmarks of true leader on twitter.
Bob is a kind and gracious philosopher king who will hold back on his attack on twitter of Glen Greenwald, a gay man that has long since muted Bob, because Glen's gay lover is sick or something.
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Glen's not gonna fuck you. Luke's not gonna fuck you. Lindsey is not gonna fuck you. Arkle will, as long as you're in a dress. Pressing X to doubt on any of the alleged terrorism because I've been here for four years and have never seen anything like that. A special hard X for friends, because lol, and family. You're family has never been terrorized by us. Your dumbass lesser brother gets laughed at because he power levels super hard on twitter and cries like a teenage girl when people don't give him enough asspats for his 18 bajillion podcasts that no one asked for. Glad you got a leash on him so he doesn't get another boxer's fracture from tard raging and punching a wall, again.
He wants so badly for us to be gone but will not lift a finger other than to tweet out his desires. He couldn't even be bothered to physically stand in solidarity with his brown brothers during the summer of love because of his totally real "chronic immunocompromised condition". He has almost certainly vaxed and boosted himself into sterility by now, as if we were in any danger of him settling down and making copies of himself. Bob is a coward and a liar who boasted about being able to bench 310 and enjoys the catharsis of hearing a guy's head crack against the bar when you kick his stool out from under him. His checkmark is all he has. As funny as it would be to see him lose his account it would be incredibly short lived because
Flagging because you're mad is gay
This thread only exists because of Bob's addiction to twitter. You take that away. You kill the thread. No question. Sure there's his video content but they are so godawful to watch or even listen to and they are almost never as interesting as him, a self made diabetic who's never known real conflict in his life, calling for actual war on us cyber bullies who do not interact with him.
All of this I wanna say to all my fellow Bobologists. We, myself included in all of this, cannot get mad at the internet. It sucks so much ass and there's a real want for instant gratification. We get our nose bloodied, books dropped and pantsed in the hallway while actual dog and kid fuckers parade themselves as they keep moving the goal posts because they never accomplished removing us from the internet. It's infuriating and confusing because they promised the world and accomplished very little and they're proud of their half assedry. So how do we retaliate against these dipshits, Robert included? Do we do the superior thing of crying to mommy janny? No. We do the things they despise the most.
We point.
We laugh.
And we archive everything.
Semper Fi you beautiful bastards. The weeping may endure through night but a shout of joy cometh in the morn.
@Ralph Barnhardt (reply function borked again probably from all the quotes)
It doesn't surprise me that CBC seems to take the same tack (note: Merriam-Webster definition of tack (Entry 2/4 noun (1) - 2e) as Bob and his Angels and all the h8ers: "Kiwifarms is 4chan is 8Chan is The Daily Stormer". They blend it all together in their minds as one thing. I think Bob deliberately conflates at least the Farms and 8Chan as the same damn thing because I'm pretty sure while he's crayon-eatingly smoothbrained and exceptional, he has enough brain cells to know they're two completely separate things with different people running them, but they are together in his mind because they do "the same" things, are equally demonizable, and he'd prefer they all get shut down, using the fig leaf of guilt by association, but in a way he thinks he can justify because he is fighting "the Enemy", which is the Red State Barrow Wight Trash Mayonnaiseghoulen.
CBC doesn't even really do journalism anymore. They just parrot the lines thrown out on places like Twitter where the Angels of Bob hang out and make unverified claims, which the woke "journalists" don't verify AT ALL because that would take more effort than simply browsing twatter for clickbaity shit. Or even worse, they feed off news wires of people who do nothing but browse social media for clickbaity shit, accept it as gospel, don't check it themselves, and broadcast it as if it were divinely revealed scripture.
Bob's being purposefully disingenuous regarding his patreon and "the kids". While regular Bob fans will immediately understand he means Lesser Brother's children (his niece and nephew), some newcomers will assume Bob actually has children he's personally and financially responsible for. Which yeah, gross.
Personally I do not really get MATI on Bob. He's just a lolcow to laugh at because no matter how infuriating his posts, or how many allies he co-signs on twatter, he has no power. His Karma and punishment is and will continue to be, his existence as Bob Chipman. Even if there's such a thing as reincarnation.
The CBC is where the Canadian wealthy drop off their alcoholic children for a career in media. Its always been an outlet that chases away journalistic talent, however because the Gov throws money at it, it's the single largest media operation in the country. This is an organization that ran a story about the lack of gender neutral language in Tagalog, and because of the constant stories like that, is currently viewed by less than 1.9% of english Canada. With an audience who's median age hovers in the range of 70ish.
Also Blob e-begging under the guise of stuff for his nephews and nieces, while we all know he really needs that money for booze and a "small amount" of food.
The CBC is where the Canadian wealthy drop off their alcoholic children for a career in media. Its always been an outlet that chases away journalistic talent, however because the Gov throws money at it, it's the single largest media operation in the country. This is an organization that ran a story about the lack of gender neutral language in Tagalog, and because of the constant stories like that, is currently viewed by less than 1.9% of english Canada. With an audience who's median age hovers in the range of 70ish.
Also Blob e-begging under the guise of stuff for his nephews and nieces, while we all know he really needs that money for booze and a "small amount" of food.
Boomers love them some CBC. That's why the average audience age is 70. Especially the ones voting Liberal and NDP. Canadians have been brainwashed since the CBC became a thing, that it was the one thing culturally that was keeping us from turning into filthy murricans. And that's a long-ass time. People are legit getting themselves into a lather over the very idea of "Defund the CBC [of govt. money]" because Muh Canajun Culture and OHNOES HOW ELSE WILL WE COUNTER MURRICAN TEEVEE PROPAGANDA?
It's telling that Bob's mom has been infatuated with the idea of the CBC, as she kept asking Bob throughout the years how she could get the channel in Lynn. After all, she's a boomer Wine Mom.
haha I found that hilarious, too. I mean come on, did Bob sleep through History? (yes) If he had been paying attention he'd know that a lot of the kings' Royal names didn't match their birth names. Good ol' Prince Chucky is just going to go with his real name I guess and be "Charles III" even though I'm pretty sure the last King Charles (II) came to a very bad end.
I mean when it comes to English kings you really are flipping a coin. Like, sure I could take the Wil Wheaton route and assume my Dad was naming me after one of the shitty kings, or assume he was thinking of the better ones. Unlike the French who were named Louis or probably named after something else.
And god I'm glad someone brought up The King's Speech because that movie was on the tip of my tongue when I posted that. Like I knew there was a case where most Americans should be aware of this fact. But I'm glad it was a big mainstream movie so that Bob can just look straight up fucking stupid. Again. As usual.
Bobby dreads what would happen when either of the Clinton croaks.
"Biden's little Nazis" -- well you can hardly call Bobby and Arkle "little" can you?
Alina Habba notices that the legal system treats the Trump family differently.
We must evolve from free speech to blanket censorship. Cut out the cancer, as the brave and stunning warriors who have lost their testicles in THE WAR told us.
Fox G. Green quotes LaRouche. You know what'd happen.
Jews are indeed "intellectual pus", what is there to disagree? (Archive of the article Bobby quoted)
The image looks fake as fuck yet someone used it as a book cover. Holocaust literature is hardly the most meticulous field in history.
Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and a shot of Espresso.
"Bob and Chris Chipman catch up on all various films, television and geeky goings on that have happened since their last recording in March!"
1 hour 37 minutes. Link in case the 77MB mp3 file below is corrupt:
Someone made more than 3 hours' worth of video just to dismiss The Patriot. And people say Kiwi Farmers have no life.
Batgirl.
Bobby continues to nurse a hate-boner for Snyder fans.
He wants to turn Star Wars into American politics as understood by millennials.
Something called D23Expo is in session, so lots of Disney trash.
How clichéd you have to be if even a retard like Bobby is up to your trick?
Speaking of Wish, what if wishes have feelings?
Turns out ogres can live happily ever after, after all.
Has the IUCN put Homo consoomus under the list of Endangered Species?
"? This is what Bob, the superior ubermunch, the great lapsed Pope, the Lord of Lynn, has devolved into IF it wasn't for the fact that's he's done this "I'm sad. Give me ass pats plz" multiple, multiple times. I have just never seen him sink so low as to using "kids"
