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There are times when I wanna throw in the towel. "Self!" I say to myself, "What's the point of continuing on in this broken and desperate state?"...
Then I go to twitter and remember why I don't eat that reasonable sized meal at MeDonald's! You see, Jesse Singal questions CNN's amazing reporting about THE Kiwifarms! Some rando points out that we have never encouraged fucking with the cows
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And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!
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He is so assmad.
"the mere act of creating massive threads" Bitch, almost EVERYTHING in this tome of a thread is about your constant ass showing, whether it's getting basic civics facts wrong, your failed jokes, your constant desire to wipe out any and everyone you politicly disagreed with, or your creepy sexpest shit just to name a few examples. This thread is your chronicle, it is your legacy. and if this ever disappears you will go back to being an average, nondescript, angry white dude on twitter.
"harmed many good people tremendously" Nigga please. You cannot name one person that was actually harmed because their thread. You could try the tired three that every troon tries to pin on us but no one actually believes it. It's just a cudgel to bludgeon with to get their way. Even your dumbass hasn't been harmed by us. The one person who's EVER gone after you in any capacity, John Spetsnaz, was kicked from the thread and is openly ridiculed for his asinine autism.
As God as my witness, I will stick with this and see this to page 5,000. We are guaranteed to get enough content to do it. The past decade has proven it. You're gonna have to kill us to be rid of us, o Lord of Lynn. Maybe get off your fat ass and put in some effort and you just might be successful.
Then I go to twitter and remember why I don't eat that reasonable sized meal at MeDonald's! You see, Jesse Singal questions CNN's amazing reporting about THE Kiwifarms! Some rando points out that we have never encouraged fucking with the cows

Jennifer B. 🌎 on Twitter: "@MarvelousMsMcK @jessesingal Yeah, that's…
archived 7 Sep 2022 01:04:53 UTC

And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Not the point. Set aside that …
archived 7 Sep 2022 00:53:09 UTC

He is so assmad.

"the mere act of creating massive threads" Bitch, almost EVERYTHING in this tome of a thread is about your constant ass showing, whether it's getting basic civics facts wrong, your failed jokes, your constant desire to wipe out any and everyone you politicly disagreed with, or your creepy sexpest shit just to name a few examples. This thread is your chronicle, it is your legacy. and if this ever disappears you will go back to being an average, nondescript, angry white dude on twitter.
"harmed many good people tremendously" Nigga please. You cannot name one person that was actually harmed because their thread. You could try the tired three that every troon tries to pin on us but no one actually believes it. It's just a cudgel to bludgeon with to get their way. Even your dumbass hasn't been harmed by us. The one person who's EVER gone after you in any capacity, John Spetsnaz, was kicked from the thread and is openly ridiculed for his asinine autism.
As God as my witness, I will stick with this and see this to page 5,000. We are guaranteed to get enough content to do it. The past decade has proven it. You're gonna have to kill us to be rid of us, o Lord of Lynn. Maybe get off your fat ass and put in some effort and you just might be successful.