Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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There are times when I wanna throw in the towel. "Self!" I say to myself, "What's the point of continuing on in this broken and desperate state?"...

Then I go to twitter and remember why I don't eat that reasonable sized meal at MeDonald's! You see, Jesse Singal questions CNN's amazing reporting about THE Kiwifarms! Some rando points out that we have never encouraged fucking with the cows
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And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!
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He is so assmad.:story:

"the mere act of creating massive threads" Bitch, almost EVERYTHING in this tome of a thread is about your constant ass showing, whether it's getting basic civics facts wrong, your failed jokes, your constant desire to wipe out any and everyone you politicly disagreed with, or your creepy sexpest shit just to name a few examples. This thread is your chronicle, it is your legacy. and if this ever disappears you will go back to being an average, nondescript, angry white dude on twitter.

"harmed many good people tremendously" Nigga please. You cannot name one person that was actually harmed because their thread. You could try the tired three that every troon tries to pin on us but no one actually believes it. It's just a cudgel to bludgeon with to get their way. Even your dumbass hasn't been harmed by us. The one person who's EVER gone after you in any capacity, John Spetsnaz, was kicked from the thread and is openly ridiculed for his asinine autism.

As God as my witness, I will stick with this and see this to page 5,000. We are guaranteed to get enough content to do it. The past decade has proven it. You're gonna have to kill us to be rid of us, o Lord of Lynn. Maybe get off your fat ass and put in some effort and you just might be successful.
 
"We won"

And yet, here I am, sneeding.
I fear the fat child grooming eunuch may have just as castrated this site as he has himself. We're basically gone from the clear web, Wayback machine deleted all of our archives, the only real stable way to post is via Tor and I just had a bitch of a time getting that to work right now. The number of members online is low, and the boards all around seem quieter than usual. I know that Josh told us unplug and not fret, but seeing all that here combined with these motherfuckers' victory lap on Twitter and a get a really sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Well, like I said on Poast, if there is one consolation to all this, it's that no matter how bad it gets for us and our community, at least none of us will have to suffer the fate of being Bob Chipman.
 
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There are times when I wanna throw in the towel. "Self!" I say to myself, "What's the point of continuing on in this broken and desperate state?"...

Then I go to twitter and remember why I don't eat that reasonable sized meal at MeDonald's! You see, Jesse Singal questions CNN's amazing reporting about THE Kiwifarms! Some rando points out that we have never encouraged fucking with the cows
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And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!
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He is so assmad.:story:

"the mere act of creating massive threads" Bitch, almost EVERYTHING in this tome of a thread is about your constant ass showing, whether it's getting basic civics facts wrong, your failed jokes, your constant desire to wipe out any and everyone you politicly disagreed with, or your creepy sexpest shit just to name a few examples. This thread is your chronicle, it is your legacy. and if this ever disappears you will go back to being an average, nondescript, angry white dude on twitter.

"harmed many good people tremendously" Nigga please. You cannot name one person that was actually harmed because their thread. You could try the tired three that every troon tries to pin on us but no one actually believes it. It's just a cudgel to bludgeon with to get their way. Even your dumbass hasn't been harmed by us. The one person who's EVER gone after you in any capacity, John Spetsnaz, was kicked from the thread and is openly ridiculed for his asinine autism.

As God as my witness, I will stick with this and see this to page 5,000. We are guaranteed to get enough content to do it. The past decade has proven it. You're gonna have to kill us to be rid of us, o Lord of Lynn. Maybe get off your fat ass and put in some effort and you just might be successful.
it's cute that Bob thinks believes that what he is advocating for, were it to succeed on a grand level (plowing the farms under once and for all), will benefit him or his "angels" and senpais, or that it won't be eventually used sometime in the future, against them.
 
Giving proof that you still live with you mom isn't misinformation, Bob.

Bob's life has only been made worse by the truth and anything that intrudes on his egoist ubermensch fantasies, not by people lying about him. No one is going to go to your shithole town to harass you anyway, Bob.
 
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This offends me so much as both a Tolkien fan and someone who's been recently diving into archeology and old testament stuff I have to do a double post.

I mean, the Ethiopian Orthodox Church includes the Book of Enoch in its OT, just to give you a small taste of how wrong Bob is going to be.

First of all, the antediluvian-giant thing is more a deal of modern rendition than what the people back then would have read it. I mean... they did see the ancients as "great men of renown" and have this trope about "precursor tech" but the people wouldn't imagine tech like we might. Look, if you want to really dive into it, listen to this: https://www.ancientfaith.com/podcasts/lordofspirits/land_of_giants

Second, this is such a hilarious misunderstanding of the Simiril that it loops back around to enraging. ESPECIALLY as Bob tries to pass himself as some knowledgeable geek. The prequel book (which I'm going to refer to as S because it's too hard to spell) is so obviously laid out by a Christian writer you can almost match sections 1 to 1 from it to the Bible. Like the opening chapter about the song of creation - obviously Genesis 1. You even have the figures in a garden who later get expelled.

Following that is the old testament period - or rather the first age which maps pretty obviously to Joshua, Judges, and the annals of the kings of Israel. This whole bit that Amazon is doing? That's all from the SECOND age. Which - again if you're paying attention - is more like Middle Earth's new testament.

Remember how I said before Bob is blue-curtain retarded? His brain just does this "matching" thing? Here you can see it again because he brings up "antediluvian" stuff. Well antediluvian would be early genesis, that which predates even Abraham. How can you say the SECOND AGE of middle earth is antediluvian? Well because the second age is ended by the sinking of Numenor. Flood in middle earth == flood in the Bible, see? Never mind that the sinking of Numenor was LOCAL and not a GLOBAL flood. If you want to maintain the parallels, it would be more akin to the sacking of the second temple and destruction of Jerusalem which is not explicitly mentioned, but understood to kind of be the "end" of the New Testament.

What makes it even dumber? Bringing this all back around to the aforementioned podcast, the nephilim were humans conceived of by pagan ritual where the "god" (or demonic spirit in the jewish/christian POV) would bond with a host the time. Thus, "antediluvian" time would be the period where Satan and his homies are literally on earth making demonic servants. You know what period of time in Middle Earth was LITERAL Satan walking about and fighting elves and humans? THE FIRST AGE. Sauron and stuff? The bad guy in this series. You know, the SECOND age? He's just a lower servant of the ME Satan. Just like how in second temple literature there was a belief that the demonic spirits mentioned in the gospels were the ghosts of those ancient nephilim left to haunt the earth. Again, not Satan, but those who has served him in the past.

This is what I'm on about! The more you know of BOTH the Bible and Middle Earth, the more Tolkien's inspirations and the parallels are super obvious. (Making Hobbit & LotR like the legends of King Arthur - post biblical stories.) But Bob here is so dumb he just runs half-assed over popular hollywood interpretations of this shit instead of digging down into the truth and original sources. Hence why he comes off even dumber than usual!

Also I await to be corrected by @Mola Ram and @A Very Big Fish who I think know Tolkien even better than I do. I certainly know which one knows more about pagan rituals. ;)

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Now you bring CS Lewis into it??? GET THE NAMES OF THESE GREAT MEN OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!

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CS Lewis taught himself foreign languages to read his favorite works in their original language (it was one of the things he bonded with Tolkien over). He would MAYBE tolerate RoP as an original piece assuming he had any tolerance for TV (which I doubt). But to say he would dig a bastardization of an original? Especially his good friend?

Fuck off, Bob.
If ROP were supposed to be antediluvian than the villain of the piece would be Morgoth, not Sauron. I guess you could argue the fall of Numenor is more analagous to the flood? It doesn't map 1:1, in no small part because Eru Illuvatar/God has a bunch of lesser gods who are driving events more than he is, versus the Bible where its either God, his spirit, or one of his prophets acting more directly.

There's an interesting book my sister bought me called "The Battle for Middle-earth: Tolkien's Divine Design in the Lord of the Rings" by Flemming Rutledge which is a about the religious thought and symbolism in LotR. I haven't gotten too far into it, but so far I've been enjoying it.

Aule creating the dwarves in the Silmarillion is for me one of the greatest moments in fantasy literature, but thankfully, there's very little chance Amazon will butcher that.

Bob seems to have written off CS Lewis as some absolute retard who was all about just seeing cool spectacle instead of an incredibly thoughtful writer, who even discussed the idea of just and unjust sentiments in art (I want to say it was in Abolition of Man). I assume this is just Bob projecting, but he does seem to have latched onto Lewis as some kind of Christian who would be on Bob's side, especially with when Bob mentioned that he thought Narnia featured an Atheist going to heaven, even though that's not even a correct interpretation of the scene, but I've sperged about that before.

Unrelated to shitting on Blobert, but my connection to the farms has been terrible and seems to be getting worse by the day, so I'm going to probably take this as an excuse to take a vacation from the site. Also, as I was writing this, I learned Nerdrotic apparently got a blue check on Twitter, which if true, I hope that makes Bob seethe.

But to quote the man in black,

"We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know
We'll meet again
Some sunny day"

Take care you beautiful bastards.
 
It seems the Twitter hivemind is trying to change the definition of dox. All we do is collate info that's already out there on the web. If you didn't want the internet to know your personal information, maybe don't share it first?
 
Giving proof that you still live with you mom isn't misinformation, Bob.

Bob's life has only been made worse by the truth and anything that intrudes on his egoist ubermensch fantasies, not by people lying about him. No one is going to go to your shithole town to harass you anyway, Bob.
Did anyone else notice in one of Bob's latest videos, he blurred stuff at the edges of the frame around himself in a pathetic attempt to disguise the room he was in? After claiming he was recording the video in a "new location"? Like he moved from filming in one room, but moved to another room in the same house. Can't fool me; the woodwork is consistent. It's clearly the same goddamn house. With the same kind of janky door/doorway.
 
Uploading this shit has been a pain in the neck; it is fortunate that Bobby doesn't tweet a lot in the past few days.

And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!
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He is so assmad.
So Bobby pulls a Jake Alley and claims Kiwi Farms lie while we dox. We found out Elliot William Fong's real name and this his father is a retired partner of a law firm, and that's about it.

These lunatics cries about banning books while they ban a whole forum they don't like.
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Peter Coffin knows what is up: that the fat eunuch was a mere puppet of a much bigger, much more sinister force.
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We'll get to Coffin's "boy" Jackson Hinkle in a moment.

Bobby understands the true nature of leftism:
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Somehow Bobby thinks twins are more distant from each other than first cousins.
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Okay chaser.


Nuclear power:
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Jackson Hinkle claims Biden took cues from Zelensky to manufacture a fascist, dystopian state in America. The two figureheads, after all, are mere puppets of the same triple bracket scum.
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Demented Uncle Joe bends the knees.
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Why would future Thinkers have a portrait of Jesus on the wall?

And why would a Thinker buy an Obsolete car from 1936, when he can buy twenty Teslas for the same price?
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Ring of Abuse. You masochists who've watch the show tell me about the "Psycho 'Nam Vet PTSD One-Eye Twitch affect"
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Suddenly canon exists and the words of Tolkien are decisive.
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Is the last tweet a thirst post?

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Creep
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Fake fight.
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Real fight.
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Giving proof that you still live with you mom isn't misinformation, Bob.

Bob's life has only been made worse by the truth and anything that intrudes on his egoist ubermensch fantasies, not by people lying about him. No one is going to go to your shithole town to harass you anyway, Bob.
Well that's why he hates us so much - the truth hurts.

In fact, that kind of pretty much applies to all the cows that despise us and want us gone - we hold a mirror up to these people and remind them that no, they're not perfect, and it infuriates them. Probably more so by the fact that the people holding the mirror up are not a bunch of wise philosopher kings, but rather a cavalcade of autists, spergs, weebs, and edgy shitposters.
 
Well that's why he hates us so much - the truth hurts.

In fact, that kind of pretty much applies to all the cows that despise us and want us gone - we hold a mirror up to these people and remind them that no, they're not perfect, and it infuriates them. Probably more so by the fact that the people holding the mirror up are not a bunch of wise philosopher kings, but rather a cavalcade of autists, spergs, weebs, and edgy shitposters.
Bob's insistence that Kiwifarms shitposting harms his angels reminds me of that one meme "Cyber harassment isn't real I mean nigga just close your eyes". People would have to COME HERE to see it.
 
I understand Blobbo not liking the farms. I know that if there were nearly 5,000 pages, almost 100k posts making fun of me, and chronicling my every fuck up, well I'd be a tad salty. However, I'm not a retard who is about to lose his feet, and I have more accomplishments to my name than a failed youtube channel. So I think I would change my attitude and behaviours before it got that far. Having a thread like this on the Farms should be a wakeup call, should be the moment where you sit in self reflection and change your ways.
 
Somehow Bobby thinks twins are more distant from each other than first cousins.
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It will never stop driving me nuts the political standard of taking a mundane true fact and spinning it as sinister.

Yes! There have been studies proving that close relatives "stink" to women. It's been theorized this was an evolutionary adaption to prevent inbreeding and encourage women to seek more genetically diverse partners since there wasn't exactly a way to run a DNA test back in the bronze age.
 
Bob's insistence that Kiwifarms shitposting harms his angels reminds me of that one meme "Cyber harassment isn't real I mean nigga just close your eyes". People would have to COME HERE to see it.
Not to mention that now you REALLY need to search for this place to get "cyberbullied".

I mean, fucking hell, Tor is used to sell drugs and guns and now to sperg about troons.

Said that, kiwifarms gone won't make these people's lives a 0.1% better, avert you eyes from the screen and you will see that you are still living with your mother, take a look at the mirror and see that you don't look like a woman, go outside and see families and realise that will never have one, the sadness of a life wasted away is unberable and worse than what any gossip site can do to a person.

With the farms gone Robert, you have one less excuse to be as miserable as you are now. Not that anyone expects you to face it, if you had such courage you wouldn't be, well, you, but be sure of that, people are still watching you for the sad, pathetic little man that you are, because that is what you put out to the world.

We just point and laugh.
 
Not to mention that now you REALLY need to search for this place to get "cyberbullied".

I mean, fucking hell, Tor is used to sell drugs and guns and now to sperg about troons.

Said that, kiwifarms gone won't make these people's lives a 0.1% better, avert you eyes from the screen and you will see that you are still living with your mother, take a look at the mirror and see that you don't look like a woman, go outside and see families and realise that will never have one, the sadness of a life wasted away is unberable and worse than what any gossip site can do to a person.

With the farms gone Robert, you have one less excuse to be as miserable as you are now. Not that anyone expects you to face it, if you had such courage you wouldn't be, well, you, but be sure of that, people are still watching you for the sad, pathetic little man that you are, because that is what you put out to the world.

We just point and laugh.
What you're describing requires an amount of self-reflection that none of these people have. If they had it, then it's likely that they would never have had threads on here in the first place.

This nearly 5000 page thread isn't the reason why KinoRobert had to move back in with his mom, it's a symptom of his underlying problems.
 
What you're describing requires an amount of self-reflection that none of these people have. If they had it, then it's likely that they would never have had threads on here in the first place.

This nearly 5000 page thread isn't the reason why KinoRobert had to move back in with his mom, it's a symptom of his underlying problems.

There are thousands, perhaps millions of people in MovieBob's straits out there: lousy career, no significant other, faded dreams, prospects for future happiness draining away ... but because they don't get up on social media and shriek about how much more awesome they are than everyone else and how everyone they don't like is subhuman scum who deserve death, no one ever hears about them.

Bob, you better hope we don't go down for good, because we are literally your only source of notoriety, especially once you croak before you're 50.
 
Not to mention that now you REALLY need to search for this place to get "cyberbullied".

I mean, fucking hell, Tor is used to sell drugs and guns and now to sperg about troons.

Said that, kiwifarms gone won't make these people's lives a 0.1% better, avert you eyes from the screen and you will see that you are still living with your mother, take a look at the mirror and see that you don't look like a woman, go outside and see families and realise that will never have one, the sadness of a life wasted away is unberable and worse than what any gossip site can do to a person.

With the farms gone Robert, you have one less excuse to be as miserable as you are now. Not that anyone expects you to face it, if you had such courage you wouldn't be, well, you, but be sure of that, people are still watching you for the sad, pathetic little man that you are, because that is what you put out to the world.

We just point and laugh.
It's the most frustrating part about how this whole situation has been framed. It's true that some lolcows are fairly harmless and might not deserve to be scrutinized so much, but those are the ones that usually don't have very large threads in the first place. From my experience, most cows are actually pretty terrible people in some way or another, and that mockery is wholly deserved.

Just to give a couple examples: John Walker Flynt/"Brianna Wu" has been grifting off of being a "woman in tech" for years now despite having zero technical skills, and also saw nothing wrong with not disclosing he was a man to prospective partners. Chelsea van Valkenburg/"Zoe Quinn" is an abusive BPD cunt who's been ruining lives for over a decade and drove a talented developer to suicide. Bob "Moviebob" Chipman is an autist with anger management issues that doesn't even try to hide how much he wants to shove all his enemies into ovens. And the less said about our forum's current pain in the ass, the better.

Despite this, a sympathetic media unquestioningly republishes their spin on the matter, painting us as horrible bullies when they've done far worse. We're the bad guys, not the grifters, the liars, the murderers, or the psychopaths that we document. Very few people bother to question this narrative, with that tweet from Jesse Singal being a rare example of someone with a decent platform raising concerns. And once again, Peter fucking Coffin proves to have a better handle on this situation than many other people.

My friends group was discussing this last night, and everyone just assumed we were an evil harassment forum that did illegal shit, and thus it was no real loss. Not a one found it frightening that so many forces could be mobilized to attempt to knock us off the internet entirely, nor what that meant for the internet as a whole. I wanted to reveal my powerlevel and talk about my experience with the farms, but it would take far too long and I doubt anyone would have been convinced. I might even have been run out for being a wrongthinker myself.

The farms is probably the best online community I have ever been a part of, a relic of what the internet used to be. Posts aren't downvoted out of public view, wrongthink isn't silenced, there's no heavy-handed moderation. You can read threads in their entirety, respond to anything, and have engaging conversations on any topic. People take the time to write out their thoughts coherently, unrestricted by minuscule character limits. There's no clout-chasing here, and anyone who does is bullied for being retarded. It would be a great loss to see it go for good, regardless of what the cows say about us.

And as you and everyone else has mentioned, the farms going down won't make Bob or any other cow's life better. They'll still be miserable assholes making terrible life choices, and people will still be laughing at them.
 
There are times when I wanna throw in the towel. "Self!" I say to myself, "What's the point of continuing on in this broken and desperate state?"...

Then I go to twitter and remember why I don't eat that reasonable sized meal at MeDonald's! You see, Jesse Singal questions CNN's amazing reporting about THE Kiwifarms! Some rando points out that we have never encouraged fucking with the cows
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And an angry Boston hippo barges in with that one quote tweet to set the record STRAIGHT!
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He is so assmad.:story:

"the mere act of creating massive threads" Bitch, almost EVERYTHING in this tome of a thread is about your constant ass showing, whether it's getting basic civics facts wrong, your failed jokes, your constant desire to wipe out any and everyone you politicly disagreed with, or your creepy sexpest shit just to name a few examples. This thread is your chronicle, it is your legacy. and if this ever disappears you will go back to being an average, nondescript, angry white dude on twitter.

"harmed many good people tremendously" Nigga please. You cannot name one person that was actually harmed because their thread. You could try the tired three that every troon tries to pin on us but no one actually believes it. It's just a cudgel to bludgeon with to get their way. Even your dumbass hasn't been harmed by us. The one person who's EVER gone after you in any capacity, John Spetsnaz, was kicked from the thread and is openly ridiculed for his asinine autism.

As God as my witness, I will stick with this and see this to page 5,000. We are guaranteed to get enough content to do it. The past decade has proven it. You're gonna have to kill us to be rid of us, o Lord of Lynn. Maybe get off your fat ass and put in some effort and you just might be successful.
If MovieBob is mad about Kiwifarms showing him in a bad light, he needs to know about a much more popular site that shows him in an even worse light. The name of that site is Twitter, and the thread he needs to get banned is the "the_moviebob" account.
 
Peter Coffin knows what is up: that the fat eunuch was a mere puppet of a much bigger, much more sinister force.
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We'll get to Coffin's "boy" Jackson Hinkle in a moment.
Pete Coffin, of all people, pointing out the danger of being a useful idiot and Bob, who is doing this behind a block (you know, the very goddamned thing he calls others obsessed stalkers for doing and to put this in full perspective Bob is copying the url for Pete's tweet and pasting it into his tweet because that's jilted and vengeful Exes do), taking issue because "no bad tactics". is the pure Bob content that I love. Remember, those online bullies have "massive threads", some of them nearing 5,000 pages, on "good people", some of them from the magical land of Lynn.
I don't recall Kiwi Farms having doxed this shrimp
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But his long-forgotten groomer mother -- who no doubt told him to strike the pose -- has to jump at the victimhood bandwagon:
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LMAO I saw this thot in the wild and I recommend people read her tweet thread.
In it she deadass claims that she was gang stalked during an ice storm because of the farms and admits that she has google alerts and name checks herself, Debi Jackson, constantly for any and all mentions of her. She is fucking bonkers.
 
I found it interesting that Chippa (and Bob himself too, IIRC) when asked about whether they went to church as kids, the answer was, "Yeah, and the school forced us to". This is a very interesting case study in deflection. They're deflecting blame, from their parents, who sent them to the school that "forced them to go to church", and blaming the school for forcing them to go to church. As if the parents naively sent them to catholic school, not expecting their kids to be forced to go to church.
I once had a parent do that. Was during one of my odd stints not working for a school board, the tub o' lard I got parked next to/underneath in the drafting cubicle (1 cubicle, 3 people, I needed the money) was complaining loudly about her kids being forced to go to church. Now, working for schools like I did, this didn't make sense - the ones in the boonies got away with that as late as the early 2000s but that was about it.

Long story short: After a bit of back and forth she admitted that she had specifically enrolled them in a Catholic school because she's Catholic. And then she insisted that doesn't mean the school has to have Catholic ritual and teaching in it. (She didn't take well to my "Yes, it does.")

And yet, she didn't get them transferred to a closer public school, sooooooo.....
 
The farms is probably the best online community I have ever been a part of, a relic of what the internet used to be.
Absolutely! I don't consider this to be hyperbole in the slightest. Kiwi Farms really is what I missed from the Internet for so very, very long.

I admit that I did have a love/hate relationship with the forum in the beginning, since I correctly deduced that many of the posters here would be lolcows in their own right, had they put themselves out there for the world to see, instead of being anonymous shitposters like yours truly. Still, even if I still think that's true, the general atmosphere of discourse here is just golden. The only thing I really dislike is the hardcore feminist cunts who poison the conversation every now and again with unironic bitching about The Patriarchy™, but they mostly contain themselves to sperging in threads about trannies, so it's no biggie.

It's actually really comical how sublime a forum can become simply by combining the general guidelines of the Kiwi Farms with the very liberal usage of words like nigger and whore etc. It seems like encouraging old-school Internet shitposting and candidness with a general sense of common decency, combined with a no holds barred kind of attitude in regards to invectives, simply produces a jolly good time. I guess you could boil it down to the fact that actively encouraging people to not be sensitive faggots is a winning concept. Who'd have thunk?

Josh's recent post on Telegram.org makes me optimistic for what's about to come. I kind of expect this whole operation to be shut down, but I keep my fingers crossed for the future of this glorious forum.
 
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