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That's complete shit, though, because I'm not going to watch anything over 2 minutes most of the time, much less 10. Almost none of the fucking autists on YT are worth listening to for even that long.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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That's complete shit, though, because I'm not going to watch anything over 2 minutes most of the time, much less 10. Almost none of the fucking autists on YT are worth listening to for even that long.
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It's not that I can't understand it, my brain just starts turning it all into snare paradiddles and it sounds more like music than speaking. I could understand it if I focused but I'm not watching video game reviews with the goal of focusing intently, you know?
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He looks so tall in that pic but in his videos he seems so short and stocky. Like I know we make jokes about it all the time, but did he actually get his legs chopped off or is his camera's tripod just really long?
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They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but in Bob's case it takes off a few feet as well.
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I know that in his cringfeast of a video, "Magneto was right", he said that he was the biggest guy in class and stopped getting builed. So yeah, he may be really tall.
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Anita Sarkeesian is pretty short, one source says 5'4"...but it's better to compare to a another picture of a more confirmed height. Stephen Colbert is 5'11", and here she is next to him:
first pic to compare:
Her head is slightly above Colberts Shoulder, and slightly below Bobs. I'd guess Bob is around 6'2" or so. Kinda tall, but his weight makes him look like tweedledum;
Here's another reference of sorts. Bob is nearly in line with the door frame However I think there is some perspective trickery at work. Who knows, Bob may be tall, but he's a mental midget.
(it's been like, 50+ pages since this image was posted, and that's nearly criminal)
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Isn't 5'4" within the average range for women?Anita Sarkeesian is pretty short, one source says 5'4"...but it's better to compare to a another picture of a more confirmed height. Stephen Colbert is 5'11", and here she is next to him:
first pic to compare:
Her head is slightly above Colberts Shoulder, and slightly below Bobs. I'd guess Bob is around 6'2" or so. Kinda tall, but his weight makes him look like tweedledum;
Here's another reference of sorts. Bob is nearly in line with the door frame However I think there is some perspective trickery at work. Who knows, Bob may be tall, but he's a mental midget.
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(it's been like, 50+ pages since this image was posted, and that's nearly criminal)
Though really, never expected Bob to be tall.
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Actually, you're totally right...not to :powerlevel: but I'm around 6'1", so 5'4" just sounds really short to me.
The way Bob writes and talks makes me envision a short, dumpy idiot, but really, he's a tall, dumpy idiot.
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5'4" is ideal moe height.
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We never see his fucking feet...Anita Sarkeesian is pretty short, one source says 5'4"...but it's better to compare to a another picture of a more confirmed height. Stephen Colbert is 5'11", and here she is next to him:
first pic to compare:
Her head is slightly above Colberts Shoulder, and slightly below Bobs. I'd guess Bob is around 6'2" or so. Kinda tall, but his weight makes him look like tweedledum;
Here's another reference of sorts. Bob is nearly in line with the door frame However I think there is some perspective trickery at work. Who knows, Bob may be tall, but he's a mental midget.
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(it's been like, 50+ pages since this image was posted, and that's nearly criminal)
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I kinda did, just not the height he is.
Also, why is it that in every picture, we never see Bobbert's feet? Like at all? I can't tell if it's just because of the way they're framed or not, but it feels like even in wide-angle pics it just cuts off just above the ankle.
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Bob's Twitter has become an aggregate of stupid. You can find so many nutjobs and idiots from his retweets. The Bob Chipman Retweeted Icon should be a mark of shame.
Of course Lindsay Ellis is here.
Strange how Bob will openly mock "conspiracy" theories from other people. It's almost like he's a hypocrite.
Speaking of conspiracy, look at all these women afraid of the evil men.
RANDOM CAPS MAKES my argument good.
LOL WUT?
Of course Lindsay Ellis is here.
Strange how Bob will openly mock "conspiracy" theories from other people. It's almost like he's a hypocrite.
Speaking of conspiracy, look at all these women afraid of the evil men.
RANDOM CAPS MAKES my argument good.
LOL WUT?
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Anything to draw attention away from the fact that he was friends with Faraci.
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Lauren Mannino has never seen any of the "Alien" movies either I guess.
Also, here's full body MovieBob.
Also, here's full body MovieBob.
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That is a man who believes he knows what is best for the country...the world, really...better than anyone else, and who wears a belt outside his shirt.
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His head looks like it's been squashed. It's even more like a potato than in his stupid Twitter photo.
Who the hell cosplays as Captain N? That show sucks donkey dick.
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This is one of the stupidest things I've read in a long time. No one honestly thinks that.
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Well if he wore it around his waist, it'd be kinda hard to see it under his gut.
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https://archive.is/wSLGY
Holy fuck, it's like watching Punxsutawney Phil poke his head up and see his shadow before running back inside his burrow. Only, replace shadow with self awareness.
Holy fuck, it's like watching Punxsutawney Phil poke his head up and see his shadow before running back inside his burrow. Only, replace shadow with self awareness.
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