Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Absolutely; there's no attention paid to the future.

These are the facts:
Trump is divisive and one of the most unpopular candidates ever.
Trump has declared open season on anyone who didn't support him in the party.
Trump will, inevitably, upset people who voted for him this cycle. He will go into 2018 with a very low disapproval rating.

Concentrating on the now is folly as what done is done. Democratic victories are almost assured in 2018, which scares the fuck out of me.

Considering what could possibly happen, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean we'll have to see, but for now, while I'm happy all this salt's coming in fast. These fun times won't last.

Still, Bob does have a lot common with Trump in that they're blowhards and respect no one's opinions except the ones they cherrypick. Though Trump did accomplish stuff, something Bob can't do.

 

[Foltest]

Considering what could possibly happen, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean we'll have to see, but for now, while I'm happy all this salt's coming in fast. These fun times won't last.

Still, Bob does have a lot common with Trump in that they're blowhards and respect no one's opinions except the ones they cherrypick. Though Trump did accomplish stuff, something Bob can't do.

we also know that Trump has gotten laid at least. Bob?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Considering what could possibly happen, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean we'll have to see, but for now, while I'm happy all this salt's coming in fast. These fun times won't last.

Still, Bob does have a lot common with Trump in that they're blowhards and respect no one's opinions except the ones they cherrypick. Though Trump did accomplish stuff, something Bob can't do.

He's eerily similar to Trump.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Now that Trump has won the election, I wonder if Bob is re-thinking all of those fantasies he was having about filling the FBI with political loyalists.
Just kidding. Only bad targets.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Now that Trump has won the election, I wonder if Bob is re-thinking all of those fantasies he was having about filling the FBI with political loyalists.
Just kidding. Only bad targets.

Remember when he argued media was justified in shilling Hillary because otherwise they'd be undermined, and that was a good thing in his book?

Imagine what he's thinking will happen to him now.

This is the funniest thing about that long screed. MovieBob is scared shitless that this is the final nail in his coffin, and all he can do is lash out impotently.

 

[Bungleboy]

I love watching these fuckers twist themselves in knots trying to rationalize the plain truth that the american people rejected them.

Hillary lost, Trump won, and Moviebob is still a bitter little pumpkin-shaped brownshirt

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I love watching these fuckers twist themselves in knots trying to rationalize the plain truth that the american people rejected them.

Hillary lost, Trump won, and Moviebob is still a bitter little pumpkin-shaped brownshirt

I just wish they rejected them with someone even slightly less terrible than Trump, but this is basically the gist of it.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Holy shit reading all this has given me the biggest erection, and I don't even had a penis

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Holy shit reading all this has given me the biggest erection, and I don't even had a penis

Hell, I have several!

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Bob's family should evacuate the house!

Spoiler: MovieBob right now

 

[Lorento]

Movie Bob being made to look like a total and utter arse on twitter following a Trump victory was all I wanted after I saw Florida and Penn start to turn Red.

He didn't disappoint. Rock on, you weird Mario loving fascist!

 

[vertexwindi]

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"The brain of America"? Really, Bob? It's shit like this that made people vote for Trump.

Too bad he will never realize that.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Moar Bobby! MOAR!

The salt...omg the salt flows so freely.

I'm afraid to go to sleep in fear that I am dreaming all this wonderful stuff.

 

[Wood Glue]

I hope someone in Trump's campaign office has time to send a fruit Dorito and Mountain Dew basket with a hand written thank you letter to Robert "Gas Chambers for Blue Collar Workers" Chipman for his tireless efforts to alienate working class voters from Hillary.

Keep salty, Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Some more highlights of The Great Chimpman Saltfest

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Spoiler: Some more highlights of The Great Chimpman Saltfest

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How does he not realize he sounds a like a Nazi with shit like this?

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Wow... He must really believe he can tweet Trumps victory away.
"Democracy sure is great!* (as long as it comes out my way!!!!!)"

 

[José Mourinho]

Spoiler: Some more highlights of The Great Chimpman Saltfest

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"Reasonable person in a land of idiots"

Yeah sure lol, ranting about Meme Man being the next president will destroy value of entertainment, music etc. (???) is certainly reasonable.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Loving Bob's salt, for sure, but why do people give this sack of lard thousands of dollars a month for bad takes like these? They're paying for... a drama queen?

 

[BurnerRobot]

My god, he's so salty, it's beautiful.

I mean, I fucking hate Trump (I fucking hate Clinton too), but jesus wept, someone make a tardrage-powered generator, because he could provide America with clean electricity for the next four years.