Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Takayuki Yagami]

Beneath all the bluff and bluster about his own superiority Bob knows how pathetic he is. He is a cishet white man, but he's also a cishet white man with rotting feet, high blood sugar, enough blubber to feed an entire village of Eskimos for years and his entire cultural outlook is refracted through a single fucking video game that, while venerable among hobbyists, is decades old and one part of a much larger franchise that has by and large moved on. He hates himself for his multitude of failures, and he projects that self hatred onto those like himself.

He is, in a way, a tragic and pathetic creature.

In a way?

 

[Reality]

Say what you want about Chris but at least she's actually got autism, at least 2-3 additional mental illness' and shitty upbringing to explain her/his horrible emotional and personal problems. What's Bob's excuse?

Being fat.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Ha! He never got over GG.

just popping in here to say this
as long as the media still pushes the "gamers are all evil men that want to hurt women, gg are nazi isis rapists" crap; bob will never be over GG.
every time someone makes him slightly uncomfortable he will scream at the top of his lungs GAAAMERGAAATE and tweet about it. people like bob have made themselves scared of everything

 

[Lensherr]

This behavior confounds me to no end. Based on what he believes, nobody should despise Islam more that Blobert. He wants gay rights? They throw gays off roofs. He's pro-feminism? The stick them in blankets and don't let them drive. He's all for protecting the environment? No Muslim country gives a shit about the environment. Everything he holds dear, Islam is either indifferent to or flat out shits on. And yet he's gonna cuck for them every opportunity he gets.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This behavior confounds me to no end. Based on what he believes, nobody should despise Islam more that Blobert. He wants gay rights? They throw gays off roofs. He's pro-feminism? The stick them in blankets and don't let them drive. He's all for protecting the environment? No Muslim country gives a shit about the environment. Everything he holds dear, Islam is either indifferent to or flat out shits on. And yet he's gonna cuck for them every opportunity he gets.

It goes back to Bob's follower mentality. The SJWs say you can't criticize Islam, so he won't. Bob is absolutely a sheep.

 

[Anightinchristine]

Bob has to be the most out-and-out facist cow I have ever seen on the farms, and that includes threads of people who literally believe that Soviet-era Russia was a utopia and Hitler fetishists.

 

[Jaimas]

This behavior confounds me to no end. Based on what he believes, nobody should despise Islam more that Blobert. He wants gay rights? They throw gays off roofs. He's pro-feminism? The stick them in blankets and don't let them drive. He's all for protecting the environment? No Muslim country gives a shit about the environment. Everything he holds dear, Islam is either indifferent to or flat out shits on. And yet he's gonna cuck for them every opportunity he gets.

Progressive stack, man. In Chipman's worldview only white people can be evil. Bob will believe this until he, too, is hurled from a roof.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Progressive stack, man. In Chipman's worldview only white people can be evil. Bob will believe this until he, too, is hurled from a roof.

And he'll probably say "Thank you very much" for that privilege.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Progressive stack, man. In Chipman's worldview only white people can be evil. Bob will believe this until he, too, is hurled from a roof.

Not intending to here, but my mind went to this:

 

[muina]

 

[pondweed]

"Stupid isn't a virtue"
I agree Bob, you've certainly demonstrated that many times

 

[FlamingPie]

"They may be hurting too, but that hurt has revealed their true nature."

And yet, this could apply infinitely more to Bob. Sure he has his hurt - most, if not all, of it self inflicted - but, instead of fixing it one way or another, he spends his time chimping out on Twitter.

 

[76LD910]

Has Bob specifically said anything about Steve Bannon yet ?

Or is he trying to block out the fact that a man who helped give a voice to GamerGate has been appointed as reichsmarschall ?

 

[Jaimas]

Has Bob specifically said anything about Steve Bannon yet ?

Or is he trying to block out the fact that a man who helped give a voice to GamerGate has been appointed as reichsmarschall ?

Probably from the same school of thought that causes them to deny that Milo was a fucking monster of their own making.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

"They may be hurting too, but that hurt has revealed their true nature."

And yet, this could apply infinitely more to Bob. Sure he has his hurt - most, if not all, of it self inflicted - but, instead of fixing it one way or another, he spends his time chimping out on Twitter.

This is what's funniest about Bob: He doesn't understand what people mean when they say "far-left liberals helped elect Trump". It doesn't mean they were actively working towards it, it's just that they were so incompetent and blind at trying to stop Trump that the entire electorate turned on them.

Calling people racists or sexists in an attempt to beat them into submission will never work: Actual racists and sexists don't give a shit, and people that are neither will be offended by the suggestion and turn against you. It is monumentally stupid of Bob to continue on this path, and yet there he goes, chimping out on Twitter like there's no tomorrow.

Popcorn was invented for this day.

 

[The Colonel]

This behavior confounds me to no end. Based on what he believes, nobody should despise Islam more that Blobert. He wants gay rights? They throw gays off roofs. He's pro-feminism? The stick them in blankets and don't let them drive. He's all for protecting the environment? No Muslim country gives a shit about the environment. Everything he holds dear, Islam is either indifferent to or flat out shits on. And yet he's gonna cuck for them every opportunity he gets.

One of his best tumblr friends is muslim.

 

[muina]

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bob will believe this until he, too, is hurled from a roof.

Good luck getting him up there.

 

[Mike "Bubbles" Smith]

Hillary Clinton's campaign was two thirds about a musical only rich white people cared about and a bunch of rich white celebrities, notably Lena Dunham who exemplifies "white culture" you greaseball Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-boulder motherfucker

this failson wailing about "white culture" is like the woke version of weeaboos complaining about the gaijin west

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Comparing Pence to Cotton Hill is giving Pence too much credit.

Who the fuck wouldn't want a president who "killed fiddy men"?