Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DrunkTails]

Is he crying, or reading off his script like a fucking moron?

Probably both.

A long sigh.

He is becoming Chris with every passing day.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

The guy who works at the movie theater bob goes to should keep a MAGA hat under the counter just for when he shows up.

 

[cypocryphy]

Holy shit. That is the gayest fucking thing ever.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Holy shit. That is the gayest fucking thing ever.

Also, shouldn't it be Force Awakens?

I'll give myself the :autism:.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Also, shouldn't it be Force Awakens?

I'll give myself the :autism:.

No it's Rogue One, every lib has been creaming themselves over it because female lead and stereotyped multicultural characters.

 

[The Nothingness]

Also, shouldn't it be Force Awakens?

I'll give myself the :autism:.

No it's Rogue One, every lib has been creaming themselves over it because female lead and stereotyped multicultural characters.

Which was also The Force Awakens. They look to have the same character tropes but a slightly different plot.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Which was also The Force Awakens. They look to have the same character tropes but a slightly different plot.

Or is Force Awakens consigned to the Long Long Ago, when all was sunshine and rainbows and a guaranteed Clinton 2016?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The plot of the next film should include the Mary Sue girl getting force raped by the giant Gollum while he's wearing a Make Empire Great Again hat.

Half of Hollywood would spontaneously combust from outrage and butthurt.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

One of the goddamn writers of that movie called it "the most relevant movie of 2016."

 

[TheImportantFart]

One of the goddamn writers of that movie called it "the most relevant movie of 2016."

Was that Gary Whitta? If so, that doesn't surprise me - he's been sipping the SocJus kool aid for a while now because his wife has him pussy whipped.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Was that Gary Whitta? If so, that doesn't surprise me - he's been sipping the SocJus kool aid for a while now because his wife has him pussy whipped.

I know someone said that because of MRA spergs the next few SW films would not have a white male protagonist ever again. I imagine after trump it will be no white protagonist regardless of gender. Since white women (who voted Obama in massive numbers) voted Trump and they're racist. But enough SW sperging, is movieblob gonna start calling white women traitors to "the sisterhood" like the Huffington Post did?

 

[Country Matters]

I know someone said that because of MRA spergs the next few SW films would not have a white male protagonist ever again. I imagine after trump it will be no white protagonist regardless of gender. Since white women (who voted Obama in massive numbers) voted Trump and they're racist. But enough SW sperging, is movieblob gonna start calling white women traitors to "the sisterhood" like the Huffington Post did?

I honestly hope he does

And then gets called out for it. Nothing I love more than these whipped male feminists getting yelled at by their mistresses

 

[Lensherr]

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Holy shit. That is the gayest fucking thing ever.

Why can't a movie just be a movie these days?

 

[Positron]

Why can't a movie just be a movie these days?

Because the lessons from The Ghostbustesses take time to sink in.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Bob was melting under that lamp. "Hummmmaaaaah." Winded after giving a ten minute speech when giving speeches is your god damn job.

 

[José Mourinho]

"White culture"

Didn't like 50+% of white people voted for Trump? Not as high as when 90+% of blacks voted for Obama.

 

[HY 140]

Ten seconds into the video.
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Jesus Christ

BALD. BALD.

 

[HY 140]

You don't understand, the '90s console wars was his own personal Vietnam!

And the reveal of Super Mario Bros 3 was as influential and scarring as 9/11 or the Kennedy assassination

 

[Keystone]

Ten seconds into the video.
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Jesus Christ

BALD. BALD.

Spoiler

 

[HY 140]

Spoiler

bob really needs to invest in a toupee or something