Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[StarvingAutist]

as far as we know

I was just about to eat dinner. Thanks.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Nah, Bob isn't like Chris. As far as we know, his scrotum doesn't have an open weeping sore.

 

[muina]

 

[A Random]

You mean he doesn't think he's depressed?

When did the beetus get cured?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You mean he doesn't think he's depressed?

When did the beetus get cured?

when he watched the specific binaural beats video on YouTube

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's always fun to see him try and act as if he's above "the human race".

 

[Keystone]

It's always fun to see him try and act as if he's above "the human race".

He puts on any more pounds and he will be above all of us; as a celestial body with its own orbit.

 

[Ribs Grow Back]

So mr blue beer rt that one? Those two lolcows cross each other so many times.

I get them mixed up sometimes. I wonder if it would be possible to tell to whom which tweet belongs to if you looked at the posted text alone.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I get them mixed up sometimes. I wonder if it would be possible to tell to whom which tweet belongs to if you looked at the posted text alone.

It was pretty obvious Dobson got a lot of his opinions from him. I mean, who else would self-identify as a feminist but also praise Metroid: Other M (Which actually can be argued is a legitimately sexist game)?

Not to mention he's also a believer in the Nintendo cartoons.

Fuck, if Bob is really the prophet of Daddy Miyamoto, then Dobson is his first disciple.

 

[Absolutego]

Did Bob move back to his parents' house while I wasn't looking?

IIRC he's currently renting his basement apartment from his brother-in-law or something.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Has anyone actually found his Captain N fanfiction?
It sounds like a blast to read, in the same way that Sonichu is.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Someone's projecting. Hard.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Someone's projecting. Hard.

Motherfucker's using Twitter as an IMAX screen.

He should just go and finger a 9 year old already so he gets the unanimous support of the social justice crowd he so desperately craves.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Question: Were any of these guys bitching about Trump when he was just a TV celeb? Or just the guy who owns billion-dollar earning hotels? Or better question- did they even know he existed until he ran for presidency?

I would really love to know, because it feels like they only started complaining when he ran for/won the Presidency. And even then, some people moved on from the salt at this point.

Though this being MovieBob, I expect him to keep bitching until he has a cardiac arrest and drops dead from the salt levels.

 

[FatNero]

Because of chris' recent patreon news I thought I'd check on bobs... It's pretty depressing when you see he's getting 4k a month and says straight out "I'm doing nothing for this money, i just made it cause people want to give me cash."

https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1

 

[muina]

 

[Assorted Nuts]

That middle tweet is my favorite. Not only does he completely sidestep the question, he parrots that Trump says all Mexican Immigrants are rapists bullshit. Never change Blob, keep on marching toward the death of your ideology and yourself. You're not gonna be able to imagine that away.

 

[Gordon Cole]

My favorite is the one Bob retweeted where Big Red Ashley Lynch called out Brianna Wu's GooberGobble's methods as "childish" and "fabricated".

 

[TonyTopps]

Bob, and others like him, keep on spouting that because some of the jobs at Carrier are going to Mexico then Trump is a complete failure and it is a shit deal. The problem is that the deal allowed 850 more people to stay employed rather than all the jobs going to Mexico which is a success and was done before Trump has even been sworn into office.

Dehumanizing a large portion of the population is stupid and will turn off people in your own base causing you to lose more elections down the road. Also, notice that Bob advocates for a civil war and the "removal" of a large part of the population. At least that is the way I interpret calling the Right "poison to be flushed out of the system."

 

[TheImportantFart]

YOU
ARE NOT
REQUIRED
TO BE NICE
TO NAZIS

Correct Bob. This is why no-one's nice to you.