Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Spellskite]

Wait, then wouldn't that help support farming and manual labor, two industries he's gung-ho about destroying?

I'm seriously thinking that the beetus got to his brain last after it did damage to the rest of him. I mean look at this photo from last night, still no feet:
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What a diverse group of people.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Wait, then wouldn't that help support farming and manual labor, two industries he's gung-ho about destroying?

I'm seriously thinking that the beetus got to his brain last after it did damage to the rest of him. I mean look at this photo from last night, still no feet:
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Fake. Who would invite Blob to anything?

 

[Count groudon]

Wait, then wouldn't that help support farming and manual labor, two industries he's gung-ho about destroying?

I'm seriously thinking that the beetus got to his brain last after it did damage to the rest of him. I mean look at this photo from last night, still no feet:
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He really shouldn't tuck his t shirt in, he really really shouldn't. It just makes his pancake tits and massive gut even more noticeable.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

What a diverse group of people.

Boston is only 54% white and 47% male, which suggests extreme institutional racism and sexism in that photograph. #BOFCASoWhite

 

[A Random]

There's at least one white guy there, I suppose.

But there's an excessive amount of fatasses.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Fake. Who would invite Blob to anything?

"Anyone know who this guy is?"

"I don't know. I thought he came with you?"

"I tried asking him if we've met before, but between his accent and the fat that migrated from his cheeks into his throat, I couldn't understand a damn word"

"All I heard was him mumbling stuff about "wheat on the moon", "Call of Duty did 9/11", and "glorious Nintendo Master Race", so I called 911 and they said to play along until the cops come so that he doesn't kill us in a 'tard rage"

 

[FatNero]

Wait, then wouldn't that help support farming and manual labor, two industries he's gung-ho about destroying?

I'm seriously thinking that the beetus got to his brain last after it did damage to the rest of him. I mean look at this photo from last night, still no feet:
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Can't see his feet, standing at a weird angle... clearly lost a foot to beetus and trying to hide it.

 

[tehpope]

So is he standing on his stub or using a mario statue as a new foot?

 

[Reality]

I've noticed that I've never actually seen anyone reply to him and agree with him. It's always someone rightfully calling out his narrow-minded, immature beliefs or just generally laughing at him for being such a complete Nazi-esque lunatic. It's really pretty refreshing seeing a cow that seemingly struggles to find supporters of his bullshit when we've seen so many others amass surprisingly large amounts of followers despite being complete idiots.

Oh, he has supporters, as I've detailed in this post:

Bob fills a small but dedicated niche: oldfag Nintendo fanboys* who can't let go of the pre-Playstation era. They venerate a "golden age" where graphics were all sprites, Big Friendly N was king and vidya hadn't yet been tainted by the evil megaconglomerates (such as $ony and MiKKKro$oft) turning the innocent and playful mascot platformer paradise that the industry was then into a literal Dark World of "mature" "cinematic" titles filled with "realistic" "graphics over gameplay" for people who associated mentally with "boring grown ups". No one under the age of 30 (outside of the most autistic fringe of hipsters) thinks this because unlike Bob they didn't grow up in his metaphorical pre-invasion Imaginationland. Those who did and share Blob's opinions look up to him as a spokesperson for their little retroTendo cult since he's the only active voice deluded enough to belong to them.

What complicates matters is that Bob's personality has just the right combination of toxicity and pitifulness that discourages people from publicly associating with him. But rest assured, they will support him silently as he's still championing the Cult of Big N Children's cause 'cause fuck knows hardly anyone else will.

Can't see his feet, standing at a weird angle... clearly lost a foot to beetus and trying to hide it.

Just like in most first person shooters. Would explain why he has such sour grapes over the genre; they're a painful reminder of his self-inflicted condition.

 

[DrunkTails]

On the topic of what on the moon: wasn't Obama the one who reduced the funds for NASA?

As for COD doing 9/11, it really is amazing how that franchise caused it when it was created in 2003. You know, TWO FUCKING YEARS after it happened.

 

[BlueSpark]

Can't see his feet, standing at a weird angle... clearly lost a foot to beetus and trying to hide it.

He's stood about a foot behind the guy dressed as Santa, yet he's so fat that his stomach and left tit are touching him.

Also, literally nobody is standing straight besides possibly the guy in white at the back, they all stand like they have spine/neck problems

 

[Gordon Cole]

"We're the future, fuck the ordinary Americans!" - Bob Chipman, a man who lost two "jobs" over his repetitive, never-ending sperging towards a dead horse topic. Will history repeat?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm convinced. America Incorporated will build a new tomorrow.

Of course, the only political faction claiming we should run the country like a company and make the President the CEO and give all the plebs shares in America Incorporated are the alt-right fags.

Blob should do a video with Moldbug.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Also, I found this pretty amusing:

See what happens when you try to be nice?
I whould have asked where all the "If you want to reply to me you can do it straight to my face" speil went... But what would be the point. We all know the hypocrisy level on this guy.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"We're the future, fuck the ordinary Americans!" - Bob Chipman, a man who lost two "jobs" over his repetitive, never-ending sperging towards a dead horse topic. Will history repeat?
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Matey potatey is my new favorite nickname for Bob.

He just prattles on and on and on. There's so much bullshit packed into everything he says I don't know where to start.

 

[Lorento]

"We're the future, fuck the ordinary Americans!" - Bob Chipman, a man who lost two "jobs" over his repetitive, never-ending sperging towards a dead horse topic. Will history repeat?
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"We should just let all of the scientists run our country, why give votes to the people that grow the food and build their iPhones?"

 

[Keystone]

I still love how this literal basement dweller thinks he's on the same level as people who think up these marvelous technologies; yet somehow is better than the people who actually use their hands and make these concepts come to life.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Seriously Blob, stop using Twitter if you're not going to actually condense your posts! Constant mid-sentence ellipses are writing that should have been shamed out of you in eighth grade.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Kiwis, you think Bob'll actually make it to 2020 without the beetus or high blood pressure getting to him first?

Also, the conversation from my last post continued, where Bob dodges his fascism per usual:

 

[TheImportantFart]

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