Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob only has 108,000 subs on YT? There are guys reviewing antique phonograph machines with that many or more. Those dorks from SA that do Retsupurae have 123,000. A dude that reviews old MREs (yes) has 223,000.

Was Blob's flash in the pan, foaming at the mouth Pixels review his only noteworthy thing on YT?
 
Bob only has 108,000 subs on YT? There are guys reviewing antique phonograph machines with that many or more. Those dorks from SA that do Retsupurae have 123,000. A dude that reviews old MREs (yes) has 223,000.

Was Blob's flash in the pan, foaming at the mouth Pixels review his only noteworthy thing on YT?
That's because he never bothered turning his Care Bears fanfiction into a video.
 
I do love that his only reason for hating on Manchester by the Sea is "white people".
Let's see, Manchester by the Sea is about a self-exiled loner living in a basement in Boston who has to deal with a loved one's death, and does so by tackling his demons, past mistakes and the grieving process head on instead of running away and, oh, let's say, playing vidya in his car, eventually bettering himself in the eyes of his family and loved ones in the process.

Methinks there's some denial going on in Matey Potatey's head.

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Yanno, I grew up in one of those awesome, cultural, intelligent cities Bob loves so much. I love it to death--it's full of museums, galleries, great restaurants. It's also a rampaging shithole of gun crime, gang activity, and political corruption. If society collapsed tomorrow and everyone had to fend for themselves, I have no doubt my hometown would eat itself alive in no time.

Bob's a city boy. He should know this shit. He's curiously naive about some things, isn't he? Goes with the Nintendo obsession.
 
Bobbo, there's a LOT of people who agree with you? Hillary won the popular vote, but lost EC if you hadn't noticed.

She lost the key voters that Obama did so well with. Why? Because, she ignored them. She offended them. She regarded them as meaningless.

This is why you lost to Trump. To fucking Trump. Do not blame the voters; blame your fucking self. Elections aren't about winning in the same sense you win a football game.

You pick yourself up, you dust yourself off, you learn from those mistakes and learn where to exploit it next time. You don't blame the fucking voters. And doublly fuck you for insulting farmers. You seem to not understand that the Democratic party is known as the Democrat-Farm and Labor party at local levels for a reason. This is a party that is supposed to represent the concerns of these people.

These people you're insulting? They're the literal reason your fucking party exists.
 
Bobbo, there's a LOT of people who agree with you? Hillary won the popular vote, but lost EC if you hadn't noticed.

She lost the key voters that Obama did so well with. Why? Because, she ignored them. She offended them. She regarded them as meaningless.

This is why you lost to Trump. To fucking Trump. Do not blame the voters; blame your fucking self. Elections aren't about winning in the same sense you win a football game.

You pick yourself up, you dust yourself off, you learn from those mistakes and learn where to exploit it next time. You don't blame the fucking voters. And doublly fuck you for insulting farmers. You seem to not understand that the Democratic party is known as the Democrat-Farm and Labor party at local levels for a reason. This is a party that is supposed to represent the concerns of these people.

These people you're insulting? They're the literal reason your fucking party exists.
Cross post from Trump Salt thread.

tfw cenk is the voice of reason
Why is this so hard for Bob to understand? Even Chunk gets it!
 
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