Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

I see the beetus is making him contradict himself again, going from calling Manning's commuted sentence "The correct decision in difficult circumstance.", to sperging about The Boogeyman Assange some more.

How long before his feed becomes sheer gibberish, with the only discernible terms being "Trump", "I hate farmers" and "Superior Future"? (Granted, I know that's how it feels right now.)

Has he always hated Assange, or was it only after he started leaking anti-Hilary stuff that he was put on his shit list?

 

[The Colonel]

Blob is bitching about the Endangered Species Act. I thought these couple of tweets were particularly choice.

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Yes Blob, tell us all about stopping your own bloat.

We should all be like Blob and live in basements.

 

[Kellemdavos]

Blob is bitching about the Endangered Species Act. I thought these couple of tweets were particularly choice.

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Yes Blob, tell us all about stopping your own bloat.

Bob, you ARE our bloat.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Blob is bitching about the Endangered Species Act. I thought these couple of tweets were particularly choice.

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Yes Blob, tell us all about stopping your own bloat.

We need new solutions to farming, btw fuck farmers Imma grow wheat on the moon.

 

[Adamska]

Wait, if he hates farmers, who the fuck is he expecting to grow his moon wheat that he'll dump lard and sugar on to recreate some Mario cereal that probably hasn't been made since 1984?

 

[HY 140]

Wait, if he hates farmers, who the fuck is he expecting to grow his moon wheat that he'll dump lard and sugar on to recreate some Mario cereal that probably hasn't been made since 1984?

I think he's expecting the company who made it to bring it back

 

[TrippinKahlua]

In 2010, I knew what a lolcow was and I followed Bob and watched Game Overthinker a lot.

I can't believe what's happened to him.

 

[Adamska]

I think he's expecting the company who made it to bring it back

I really wouldn't be shocked if he genuinely cannot understand it takes this guy:

To make the products needed to prevent him from making like a camel and living off his fat until he finally starves or goes into hypoglycemic shock. And that he'd need this guy:

To grow his moon wheat so he can sit on his ass and matrix-simulate killing Soap McTavish with the sword of light given to him by Miyamoto to avenge the victims of 9/11 who were killed on Activision's orders. While in a robot body designed to mimic Mario from the cartoon and with a robot replica of that stupid princess bitch from Captain N sucking his tiny dick.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Wait, if he hates farmers, who the fuck is he expecting to grow his moon wheat that he'll dump lard and sugar on to recreate some Mario cereal that probably hasn't been made since 1984?

I think in his superior future, the agriculture industry is nationalized (or globalized) into an automated endeavor where robots do the cultivation and harvesting. The only human element would be far off engineers and scientists at the top of the automation chain.

 

[Adamska]

I think in his superior future, the agriculture industry is nationalized (or globalized) into an automated endeavor where robots do the cultivation and harvesting. The only human element would be far off engineers and scientists at the top of the automation chain.

I'm now envisioning a future Bob ineffectually wiggling his leg stumps in those suits and chairs the fat people from Wall-E were wearing and using, reeeing that the Agribots and Farmertrons are voting for Space Trump. It's amusing to me.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I think in his superior future, the agriculture industry is nationalized (or globalized) into an automated endeavor where robots do the cultivation and harvesting. The only human element would be far off engineers and scientists at the top of the automation chain.

Bob's superior future is Kevin J. Anderson's shitty Dune novels.

 

[Lackadaisy]

To be fair, Bob would be quite useful in a famine situation, so he can - in theory - provide a meaningful social service. Think of how many poor rural white children you could feed with one of his limbs!

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Bob's superior future is Kevin J. Anderson's shitty Dune novels.

Bob's a dead ringer for Baron Harkonnen, so he's already set for this glorious new future.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm now envisioning a future Bob ineffectually wiggling his leg stumps in those suits and chairs the fat people from Wall-E were wearing and using, reeeing that the Agribots and Farmertrons are voting for Space Trump. It's amusing to me.

Make the Moon Great Again

 

[Lackadaisy]

Bob's a dead ringer for Baron Harkonnen, so he's already set for this glorious new future.

I think he looks more like Papa Nurgle, less lovable though of course.

Spoiler

 

[cypocryphy]

Is it even possible to terraform the moon anyway? Isn't it too small for an atmosphere? Would it fuck up the Earth?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is it even possible to terraform the moon anyway? Isn't it too small for an atmosphere? Would it fuck up the Earth?

"Terraforming" is kind of similar to nanobots, in that it's an entirely theoretical concept pop-sci plebeians like Blob think is inevitable and an answer to all our current problems.

I'm not an expert in extraterrestrial geology or meteorology but terraforming the Moon presents a billion questions with basically no answer. For starters its soil is irradiated to shit because of billions of years of near direct exposure to the Sun. The Moon does have an atmosphere, but it's incredibly thin and for all intents and purposes it's nonexistent. It's got roughly a fifth of the Earth's gravity which presents all sorts of engineering problems for farming. It's got extreme temperatures in both directions because again, basically no fucking atmosphere. Water does exist on the Moon but not in any way to make the soil fertile. You'd have to mine it, essentially.

You could theoretically construct large-scale terrariums which create an artificial Earth-like atmosphere. Kind of like in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. You'd have to import soil from the Earth though. And it doesn't solve the gravity situation, but frankly that's pretty low on the list of reasons why growing shit on the Moon is near impossible.

The best candidates for creating sustainable farms are Mars and Venus. Mars because it's got a decently thick atmosphere and a considerable amount of water. Venus because it's upper atmosphere is remarkably similar to Earth's, and Cloud City-style floating colonies on Venus actually are very feasible. Much more so than growing wheat on the fucking Moon.

 

[Kellemdavos]

"Terraforming" is kind of similar to nanobots, in that it's an entirely theoretical concept pop-sci plebeians like Blob think is inevitable and an answer to all our current problems.

I'm not an expert in extraterrestrial geology or meteorology but terraforming the Moon presents a billion questions with basically no answer. For starters its soil is irradiated to shit because of billions of years of near direct exposure to the Sun. The Moon does have an atmosphere, but it's incredibly thin and for all intents and purposes it's nonexistent. It's got roughly a fifth of the Earth's gravity which presents all sorts of engineering problems for farming. It's got extreme temperatures in both directions because again, basically no fucking atmosphere. Water does exist on the Moon but not in any way to make the soil fertile. You'd have to mine it, essentially.

You could theoretically construct large-scale terrariums which create an artificial Earth-like atmosphere. Kind of like in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. You'd have to import soil from the Earth though. And it doesn't solve the gravity situation, but frankly that's pretty low on the list of reasons why growing shit on the Moon is near impossible.

The best candidates for creating sustainable farms are Mars and Venus. Mars because it's got a decently thick atmosphere and a considerable amount of water. Venus because it's upper atmosphere is remarkably similar to Earth's, and Cloud City-style floating colonies on Venus actually are very feasible. Much more so than growing wheat on the fucking Moon.

Bob seems like the kind of guy who buys into that BS that we're literally just 15 minutes away from having computer brains and eternal life inside the matrix. You know, those people whose ideas of technological advancement exist on the vinn diagram intersection between "watched too much sci-fi as a kid" and "almost blind religious faith in pie in the sky sci-fi shit being real."

By May I fully expect him to be seriously pondering if we're all already living in a computer simulation or if access to quantum computing will allow us to access previously uncharted levels of the Deep Web.

Also, something to ponder, if someone pioneered the tech to efficiently grow wheat on the moon, how long would it take for Bob to resent that person because they would inevitably become a millionaire? If it were a man he'd be a "tech bro" even.

 

[Positron]

By May I fully expect him to be seriously pondering if we're all already living in a computer simulation or if access to quantum computing will allow us to access previously uncharted levels of the Deep Web.

By May I fully expect him to be still reeeeeeing about Trump and "dumbfuckistan".

 

[c-no]

The best part is that picture is one just passed around and used ironically. I think it comes from this post but I honestly couldn't tell you for sure.

EDIT: Yep, that apparently is SisypheanSperg in the original photo.

INB4 any of them try to backtrack on the ironic use of the picture and falling for any bait. Same can be applied to Blob who may try to do some mental gymnastics to try and make himself sound less of an idiot.

these people who complain that "being nice only gets you shot, just look at MLK" also like to point at ghandi

yeah, because if ghandi spent all his time sperging like blob india would have been viewed as backwards and no one would have cared (hey, at least they're doing well with themselves, imagine if they had designated shitting streets)

What makes it stupid for those trying to use Ghandi as an example was that Ghandi was killed by a Hindu because said Hindu believed (in his own words) that Ghandi had bias for Muslims. In short, Ghandi was killed by someone from a non-white ethnicity because said individual thought Ghandi had a bias for Muslims.

By May I fully expect him to be still reeeeeeing about Trump and "dumbfuckistan".

He'll more likely reeeee about Trump and "dumbfuckistan" all the way to the end of Trump's presidency.