Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The saddest thing about the "edge lord" eugenics tweets is that those thoughts are either kept to yourself or told to a close friend or colleague and not shouted in a public space. Bob is either just a straight up idiot or he has no person to talk to about these ideas. I personally have had similar thoughts and have talked with friends about them.

Woah there, let's not make assumptions about a man who flew off the handle calling Adam Sandler fans "inhuman". Bob would definitely say those things, as he'll be forever alone with nothing except twitter and a green screen as his friends.

 

[TheImportantFart]

While we were away, Bob got buttmad because South Park announced they wouldn't be parodying Trump. Because, y'know, it's not like they spent part of the last season parodying Trump.

 

[The Lawgiver]

While we were away, Bob got buttmad because South Park announced they wouldn't be parodying Trump. Because, y'know, it's not like they spent part of the last season parodying Trump.

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"anti-PC" Is what South park has been since it's inception. Fuck, in one of the early seasons a teacher gets fucking raped by Pygmies.

 

[Positron]

Guess EliteBob doesn't understand the subtle shade of meaning in "too difficult to mock".

 

[TheImportantFart]

"anti-PC" Is what South park has been since it's inception. Fuck, in one of the early seasons a teacher gets fucking raped by Pygmies.

I read the whole of Bob's "2015: The Year South Park Got Old" essay and it's one of the most pathetic things I've ever read. In the essay, he tries so hard to weasel out of saying he hates South Park because it took the piss out of his ideology by saying that SJWism is the new thing the kids are down with and South Park's behind the curve and pandering to the establishment by mocking it, failing to realise that SJWism is the establishment and mocking it is what the kids are actually down with.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

They did the same with bush though, he was rarely mocked in south park compared to Clinton because he was so heavily derided by the media. So anything they did wouldn't have the same edge

In fact the only time I remember bush getting mocked was when they portrayed him as a super competent genius who orchestrated the 9/11 conspiracy theory to make people believe the government was that good. When in fact it was just a terrorist attack

 

[Lensherr]

Here's to 300 pages of autism!

Speak of the devil
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"Shut up and get back on the plantation nigger!"

While we were away, Bob got buttmad because South Park announced they wouldn't be parodying Trump. Because, y'know, it's not like they spent part of the last season parodying Trump.

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Yeah, because it totally wouldn't get stale after a while when you've got Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, and the entire mainstream media mocking him on a daily basis.

 

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Many much words

I think you are fairly on point about this in regards to Chipman. Just look at how the popular landscape was just a few years back in 2011 and 2012. Just a few years ago people like Chipman were given free reign on doing pretty much whatever the hell they wanted to do. Want to do nothing but sit around and talk about vidya and movies? No problem- you can make that your job! And Bob was at the right place at the right time.

However, like everything else in life, times change, tastes change, and people demand different things. New talents become old hats and instead of adapting or changing with the times, Chipman doubled down and dug in deep. They want the world to still believe that indie games will save the day and the bad people were the people in suits. They don't want to wake up to the realization that their friends are just as much of a shallow shill as the geriatrics they would rattle on about and their leaders really didn't give a shit about them in the end.

Chipman and much of his dwindling fanbase live in a world of denial and find succor is waxing nostalgic about warm memories of Mario 3 and Saturday Morning cartoons. They don't want to realize the world is on fire, has been on fire, and want to believe if they just wave their hands and say a few $20 words if might hold back the beast for a little longer and they don't have to accept the truth that time has passed them by and they wasted their potential.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

While we were away, Bob got buttmad because South Park announced they wouldn't be parodying Trump. Because, y'know, it's not like they spent part of the last season parodying Trump.

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Bob doesn't know what 'doggerel' means. Color me shocked.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Bob doesn't know what 'doggerel' means. Color me shocked.

What DOES doggerel mean?

Spoiler: doggerel

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Just so. I don't know of any anti-PC stuff written in comic verse, do you?

"There once was a troon named Bedelia..."

 

[Zenyatta]

There once was a fellow from Boston.
To which irony was totally lost on.
His severe lack of charms,
Got him a thread on the Farms.
That incorrigible fellow from Boston.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

While we were away, Bob got buttmad because South Park announced they wouldn't be parodying Trump. Because, y'know, it's not like they spent part of the last season parodying Trump.

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Big talk from someone who can't even prove that he has feet.

Spoilers, Bob: They live in the United States. Insulting and being critical of the asshole in the President's office isn't just protected. It's fucking expected. There's nothing cowardly about it.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Big talk from someone who can't even prove that he has feet.

Spoilers, Bob: They live in the United States. Insulting and being critical of the asshole in the President's office isn't just protected. It's fucking expected. There's nothing cowardly about it.

He's saying their ceasing Trump parodies is cowardly. As if South Park deciding the well is dry somehow means Trump wins.

Most likely they're just switching gears because comedy has been dominated by anti-Trump shticks for two fucking years now.

 

[cypocryphy]

Yea, SNL is basically going to be the Trump Show for the next 4-8 years it seems, right?

 

[Keystone]

If I recall correctly Matt and Trey said one of the reasons they aren't focusing on Trump with South Park is because of raging leftist/SJW fucktards like Blob. They've been sperging so hard and acting so insane since November that the things happening in real life are far beyond any parody they can currently think of. In other words truth is stranger than fiction, and you'll find more outrageous and unintentionally hilarious shit just looking at Twitter or Facebook posts.

 

[Odie Esty]

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...doggerel?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

...doggerel?

It's a cromulent word Blob misused to embiggen his perceived intelligence.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

He's saying their ceasing Trump parodies is cowardly. As if South Park deciding the well is dry somehow means Trump wins.

Most likely they're just switching gears because comedy has been dominated by anti-Trump shticks for two fucking years now.

So, Bob is the guy that runs jokes into the ground.

Yeah that sounds right.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So, Bob is the guy that runs jokes into the ground.

Yeah that sounds right.

Not even really about jokes.

As someone else pointed out, people like Bob believe they're basically the IRL Rebel Alliance from Star Wars and A-Logging Trump is their ethical imperative. They sincerely believe unless you mock the man 24/7 you are complacent in his plans for turning the US into the Fourth Reich.