Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ASU]

Obligatory "replace Trump voters/GOP with Jews" post.

I have to see that typed out:

This is sadly true, and it was true of Anne Frank. Most "people" still willing to align with Zionism in 2017 do so from deep wells of hate.

Not just hate of Palestinians, Iranians, Yemenis, and other muslims, but of the better world ("Aryan National Socialism" or "Nazism" to them) which they see (correctly) as having the potential to wipe their "way of life" (aka Jewing goyim out of their shekels) off the board.

You'll never fix them, you'll never save them, you can't teach them and they aren't worth the effort. Figure out how to win "around" them.

If Bob were to become aware of how deeply he's given in to the SJW hate machine it would mentally scar him for the rest of his life.

 

[TheImportantFart]

What toe?

Fine, the stump that doubles as one then.

 

[Lensherr]

Wouldn't Muslims fall under minorities though? What is it with these people and always singling them out as a token oppressed group?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wouldn't Muslims fall under minorities though? What is it with these people and always singling them out as a token oppressed group?

because Muslim culture is what the SJWs like to fetishise the most. Take a stroll through any of the tumblr art threads and you'll see a great deal of tanned people who don't look far off from being in that culture.

Besides, despite having wars, sexist laws and being literal terrorists, they find it easier to bash the whites (and to lesser extents, Blacks and Asians) than they can a muslim. Something tells me they'd probably start making bomb threats if they weren't too obsessed with "Muh feminism!"

 

[thismanlies]

I have to see that typed out:

If Bob were to become aware of how deeply he's given in to the SJW hate machine it would mentally scar him for the rest of his life.

Looks like he already saw your revision.

 

[Mola Ram]

"...I have no words."

HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH

 

[HY 140]

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Looks like he already saw your revision.

I don't think you have enough energy to make enough words bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't think you have enough energy to make enough words bob.

Didn't take his insulin for today, that's why he's so tuckered out.

 

[HY 140]

Didn't take his insulin for today, that's why he's so tuckered out.

Or he didn't get his daily does of Mario 3

 

[iafiv]

I wonder how much in touch with reality are folks like Bob and his ilk.They make so many pop culture references when talking about serious stuff sometimes i wonder if they suffer from some form of delusion.

 

[muina]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Friendo" appears to be Bob's version of Wu's smug heart, i.e. "<3", the thing she types when someone on Twitter has shown her up and she has no rebuttal, so blocked.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Man,I wish He returns to sperg about vidya,Nintendo and pop culture: 5 months of chimping about Trump and no sign of Him stopping are almost too much to endure....

 

[Mola Ram]

"Friendo" appears to be Bob's version of Wu's smug heart, i.e. "<3", the thing she types when someone on Twitter has shown her up and she has no rebuttal, so blocked.

Pretty sure he got it from Anton Chigur in No Country for Old Men. If I were Bob I wouldn't go around making people more apt to associate me with a murderous sociopath, but hey, what do I know.

Also the idea of Bob seeing himself as Javier Bardem is too funny for words.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man,I wish He returns to sperg about vidya,Nintendo and pop culture: 5 months of chimping about Trump and no sign of Him stopping are almost too much to endure....

That's pretty much the same for a large amount of lolcows followed here.

 

[kcbbq]

Nah, I think dipping his toe in would be enough to do it.

OTOH, Superior has been getting shallower over time as the crust springs back from being compressed by the last ice age, so him standing near it might be a good thing.

 

[The Colonel]

Bob can't relate because he doesn't talk to his parents anymore.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

I'm begining to think that Green Day's American Idiot is really about Bob somehow.

 

[cypocryphy]

He does the smug "friend-o" thing because it's the closest he'll ever come to calling someone a friend.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I've seen him use kiddo before slightly condescending coloqialisms seem to his go to when he engages with people he looks down on.