Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[muina]

 

[Mola Ram]

This bloated halfwit veers between exasperating and infuriating, but spouting phrases like "Global superiority" and "Nationalist inferiority" pushes him into the realm of the creepy.

Also, guys, you're all wrong about the mayonnaise. He uses it as a lubricant to get himself through doorways. Boston is a city filled with narrow, Colonial apertures.

 

[Lorento]

Ah, I always appreciated being A-Logged by a Lolcow. Thanks Bob. The UK economy might have its legs cut out from under it, but we'll still have our feet, fatty.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Is Bob one of those "Nice Guys" or has he gotten his pickle tickled?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Broken Record" Bob's at it again. I know he only typed this seven hours ago, but his rants are so samey and interchangeable that they could be from any point in the past few months.

Bob trying to rationalize his A-logging is just such a creepy sight.

 

[Lensherr]

 

[thismanlies]

I bet Bob's version of Meals on Wheels involves him riding a Rascal to a drive thru.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is basically the worst stereotype of Americans..... fat, obnoxious, loud, know-it-all etc.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Also, guys, you're all wrong about the mayonnaise. He uses it as a lubricant to get himself through doorways. Boston is a city filled with narrow, Colonial apertures.

I have totally just changed my custom title to "narrow, Colonial apertures".

 

[Mola Ram]

I have totally just changed my custom title to "narrow, Colonial apertures".

I'm a n00b to lolcows, but I am here to help.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bob, Britain has existed in one form or another since the Roman empire. Get it through the hill of blubber you call a head that Brexit isn't going to kill it.

 

[DuckSucker]

I'm sorry Bob were you talking about Muslims and their backwards culture there with those first two tweets? God damn the more things change the more things stay the same. That's literally something that you would read in a manifesto advocating genocide. He just didnt call it genocide so it's cool.

The biggest irony in this, for me, though, is that nobody really cares about this dudes opinion, he's kind of a nobody. Like he says outrageous stuff but he's so fucking outrageous that nobody really takes him seriously. If Pewdiepie is Hitler and Jontron is a nazi, then MovieBob is Kim Jong Un. He thinks the fact that nobody really calls him out means that most people agree with him and his word is right, enlightened and true, when in reality it's just that nobody is really listening.

 

[Mola Ram]

If Pewdiepie is Hitler and Jontron is a nazi, then MovieBob is Kim Jong Un.

The reasons behind him suddenly doing a new podcast with his brother at last come into focus.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob, Britain has existed in one form or another since the Roman empire. Get it through the hill of blubber you call a head that Brexit isn't going to kill it.

That would require Bob being aware of any history or events before 9/11.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Ah, I always appreciated being A-Logged by a Lolcow. Thanks Bob. The UK economy might have its legs cut out from under it, but we'll still have our feet, fatty.

Shut up, Lorento. Bob's great grandma came from Britain so he obviously knows your country far better than you. I mean, you're an ignorant cockney urchin. Bob is from Massachusetts. The state that voted for Hillary!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob joining the bitching about YouTube's "Restricted Mode".

 

[Keystone]

That would require Bob being aware of any history or events before 9/11.

Which Activision is responsible for don't forget.

Bob joining the bitching about YouTube's "Restricted Mode".

The silver lining in the whole Youtube "Restricted Mode" thing is how SJW faggots like Bob were pushing for it for years to silence their opponents. All the while they were completely ignorant of how it could be applied to them and used against them one day.

As the Great Blue Whale once said, "You made your bed, now get fucked in it."

 

[Positron]

The silver lining in the whole Youtube "Restricted Mode" thing is how SJW faggots like Bob were pushing for it for years to silence their opponents. All the while they were completely ignorant of how it could be applied to them and used against them one day.

As the Great Blue Whale once said, "You made your bed, now get fucked in it."

Tactics, targets.

 

[Lorento]

Shut up, Lorento. Bob's great grandma came from Britain so he obviously knows your country far better than you. I mean, you're an ignorant cockney urchin. Bob is from Massachusetts. The state that voted for Hillary!

Lol. I voted Labour in 2015, this fucking mongoloid has the audacity to call me a right winger when he voted for a candidate far more right wing than any mainstream British politician.

 

[TheImportantFart]

As the Great Blue Whale once said, "You made your bed, now get fucked in it."

Randi Harper said that?