Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

Implying that Bob would ever find a women that would fuck have sex with him.

Jim Sterling did. Granted she looks like a fucking troll and he probably had to lure her out from under a bridge with a bag of twinkies.

But I'm sure there's some landwhale who's as equally obsessed with Princess Peach as Bob is with Mario. And I'm sure her standards will be so low that she'll see a guy who pays rent to live in someone's basement as a step up.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob has a brother who he seems to be using to further his Youtube ambitions. Having a brother in and itself is a step up. It gives you a real role model, and someone to compare yourself to. If I had a brother, it would have been ten times easier for me to get laid.

Me, however, I am worried about this involvement Bob has been doing with the other Mr. Chipman. I try to warn them and to look up on Cole Smithy.

Being the brother of a lolcow is hard work.

 

[BlueSpark]

Bob has a brother who he seems to be using to further his Youtube ambitions. Having a brother in and itself is a step up. It gives you a real role model, and someone to compare yourself to. If I had a brother, it would have been ten times easier for me to get laid.

Me, however, I am worried about this involvement Bob has been doing with the other Mr. Chipman. I try to warn them and to look up on Cole Smithy.

Being the brother of a lolcow is hard work.

wat

 

[Foltest]

Bob has a brother who he seems to be using to further his Youtube ambitions. Having a brother in and itself is a step up. It gives you a real role model, and someone to compare yourself to. If I had a brother, it would have been ten times easier for me to get laid.

Me, however, I am worried about this involvement Bob has been doing with the other Mr. Chipman. I try to warn them and to look up on Cole Smithy.

Being the brother of a lolcow is hard work.

what? I have read through this twice now, and I am not getting clearer about what the shit you are talking about

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Spoiler: Believe it or not

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/700/924/9ac.png

You people have no idea how hard I crack myself up reading my posts and responses in this thread, while checking Kiwi in the bathroom of the club on Friday night.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

You can't save the Middle East. Those places are failing naturally. But you CAN make the world that matters just as failed.

All conflicts are down to people's bad decisions. No state is ever "naturally" failing. People only say things like this because they don't want to criticise the "POC" or Muslims who made the bad decisions.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

All conflicts are down to people's bad decisions. No state is ever "naturally" failing. People only say things like this because they don't want to criticise the "POC" or Muslims who made the bad decisions.

Spoiler

 

[Adamska]

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LOL I don't think art in the Superior Future will be any different from that under iron rule. Most likely the only officially sanctioned style is "Intersectional Realism", a parallel to Socialist Realism, designed to glorify the daily struggle of LGBTPOC and draws Bobby like Hugh Jackman.

There will not be any architecture at all in Superior Future; no one knows how to do math any more as everyone is doing gender studies.

Bob don't know shit about architecture or art history, though that is not shocking to anyone. Futurism was one of the first movements to completely go gaga over fascism; hell the founder of the movement was one of Mussolini's biggest dick riders even before the Fascist movement made its march on Rome. He also don't know that Hitler was a huge fanboy of Neoclassicism (it's a bit different since it made a revival after the Baroque period) and made it big in Germany at the time.

I really can't see Bobby being interested in architecture outside of maybe Romanesque architecture since that's the style Peach's castle is.

 

[Mola Ram]

He probably reee'd at R

Bob don't know shit about architecture or art history, though that is not shocking to anyone. Futurism was one of the first movements to completely go gaga over fascism; hell the founder of the movement was one of Mussolini's biggest dick riders even before the Fascist movement made its march on Rome. He also don't know that Hitler was a huge fanboy of Neoclassicism (it's a bit different since it made a revival after the Baroque period) and made it big in Germany at the time.

I really can't see Bobby being interested in architecture outside of maybe Romanesque architecture since that's the style Peach's castle is.

My jaw dropped when he started tossing off casual references to Futurism. Since when does he know jack about any kind of art history? Also, I'm trying to figure out how a political movement could "rip off" artistic movements that rose concurrently with them and in ways reflected each other. I suspect Bob likes Futurism etc. (or whatever he actually knows about it) and wants to make sure that those movements are untainted by murderous ideologies. Look, it's ok to enjoy Wagner, kids.

 

[Positron]

One thing that I know could change Blob for the better is parenthood.

You want a manchild to be a father? Think of the child for Pete's sake!

If I had a brother, it would have been ten times easier for me to get laid.

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[acrylicpaint]

I'd like to take a break from whatever this thread has turned in to to point out that Bob apparently still thinks of his embarrassing videos of himself wearing Power Ranger outfits in front of a green screen as an iconic way of providing political commentary on the supposed rise of fascism in America.

http://archive.is/AmRhK

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

One thing that I know could change Blob for the better is parenthood.

In 2010, way back those seven years, I would have thought Bob would have been a father by now.

Problem: Bob's not a nice guy. Never has, never will.

Besides, he'd more than likely take a remaster of Mario 3 over a living, breathing woman any day if given the choice.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'd like to take a break from whatever this thread has turned in to to point out that Bob apparently still thinks of his embarrassing videos of himself wearing Power Ranger outfits in front of a green screen as an iconic way of providing political commentary on the supposed rise of fascism in America.

http://archive.is/AmRhK

Uh...can we get some context? Either I'm missing something or Bob has finally had a massive stroke.

 

[Positron]

I'd like to take a break from whatever this thread has turned in to to point out that Bob apparently still thinks of his embarrassing videos of himself wearing Power Ranger outfits in front of a green screen as an iconic way of providing political commentary on the supposed rise of fascism in America.

http://archive.is/AmRhK

He can only think in cartoons. "Futurism" and "Neoclassicism" my butt.
Where's the review of Boss Baby, Bob?

 

[acrylicpaint]

Uh...can we get some context? Either I'm missing something or Bob has finally had a massive stroke.

Some guy did something Bob doesn't like and Bob's mind (naturally) goes to 80s cartoons and the bad guys from his own web series.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

One thing that I know could change Blob for the better is parenthood.

In 2010, way back those seven years, I would have thought Bob would have been a father by now.

I'm extremely grateful that hasn't come to pass. Bob played Mario instead of going to his grandfather's funeral. What would he do when it came to his son's football game?

 

[Foltest]

He would snear at his son for becoming a jock and liking sport. Only a true and superior man would play the greatness that is SMB3.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"Super Mario 3 Turbo HD Remaster Remix!" Bob buys a million copies, builds a house out of the cases, and proceeds to never bother us again.

 

[proteus4994]

My 3-year-old daughter really wants to see Boss Baby but I've told her repeatedly we can't go until MovieBob puts out his review.

 

[SoberBlitz]

New video from Mr. Chipman. Now, this might just be me, but I think the borders on the video are shaking. Highlights are the Super Mario bros. and American Akira bits. Otherwise, we have some not too subtle bitching about Trump in there, some Mario Bros. are from Brooklyn autism, and we got ourselves a shining example of MovieBob's work.