Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob comments on the recent violent clashes at Berkley.
Claims antifa dindu nuffin, calls for the rise of the progressive master race and eradication of the right wing untermensch.
IIRC, Bob's take on the Berkeley riots in February was basically taking the exact same approach. Claiming antifa dindu nuffin, while ignoring reality enough to retweet that there were only "small fires" at most.

Also, I don't think Bob spent "three hours [on] Easter cooking", when we're not even 100% sure he can even leave his basement for meaningful amounts of time:
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When pressed on this he mumbles about cultural media analysis being a vital part of a healthy society and that what he does is far from "useless". I'm guessing he just envisions that whenever the Superior Future is implemented he'll get a gig at the Ministry of Propaganda.
You don't need cultural media analysts, they don't offer necessary services for the good of the nation as a whole. They exist much in the same way artists do, as a side effect of having a thriving society because it has become stable enough to support people who don't have to work to make sure everyone stays afloat. As much as I respect people like Roger Ebert, fact is his job wasn't exactly necessary to hold up the state of society, rather it was the other way around.

And Bob's even less than that since all he does is whine on Twitter about pointless shit and occasionally make stupid YouTube videos about fluff. At least Roger Ebert was actually employed by a respected newspaper.
 
That's because people like Blob are disillusioned into think they ARE the "common person." They consider anyone "beneath" them to be beyond help because they're just poor stupid white trump supporters.

The entire campaign trump spent time reaching out to the working class and the common folk of America, and the whole time the left could only think to itself, "HAH! Common folk! Those dumb "laborer" hicks are a dying breed! We're the common folk now!"

And would you know it they lost he election to the real common folk, and are still in denial about it.

At the rate things are going the Left in America might be effectively dead for a few years thanks to NEETs like Blob and their troon overlords.
 
IIRC, Bob's take on the Berkeley riots in February was basically taking the exact same approach. Claiming antifa dindu nuffin, while ignoring reality enough to retweet that there were only "small fires" at most.

Also, I don't think Bob spent "three hours [on] Easter cooking", when we're not even 100% sure he can even leave his basement for meaningful amounts of time:
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3 hours of cooking... hmm there's math to be done here.

1 hour is 60 minutes.
3 minutes is the microwave time of a gut buster burrito.
He can cook 20 gut busters in 1 hour.

Now we know bob loves Mario3 so we can assume he has at least 3 microwaves.

3 microwaves can cook 60 gut busters in 1 hour.

Assume he takes 10 seconds to unwrap, 10 seconds to let them cool and 10 seconds to swallow each one whole. Also assume he takes 1 minute every hour to purge so he can keep eating. These are all reasonable assumptions.

At this rate he can eat about 39 gut busters per hour.

So we know that today Bob has eaten 118 gut busters, thrown up twice, and has a pile of 62 left over gut busters to munch through during MST3k.

And given these numbers, we know, without a doubt, Bob is still hungry.
 
You don't need cultural media analysts, they don't offer necessary services for the good of the nation as a whole. They exist much in the same way artists do, as a side effect of having a thriving society because it has become stable enough to support people who don't have to work to make sure everyone stays afloat. As much as I respect people like Roger Ebert, fact is his job wasn't exactly necessary to hold up the state of society, rather it was the other way around.

And Bob's even less than that since all he does is whine on Twitter about pointless shit and occasionally make stupid YouTube videos about fluff. At least Roger Ebert was actually employed by a respected newspaper.

Most critics, and most artists for that matter, are amateurs. Professional artists and critics are a side effect of a thriving society, but I'm surprised that society is thriving enough for MovieBob to make a full time job out of his reviews.
 
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Bob comments on the recent violent clashes at Berkley.
Claims antifa dindu nuffin, calls for the rise of the progressive master race and eradication of the right wing untermensch.
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How in the front-flipping fuck could anyone think that these lazy, entitled, violent, narcissistic piece of shit NEETs acting like domestic terrorists are the inheritors of America? They initiated the violence here and 99% of the time at these rallies, and yet sick fucks like Blob cheer them on because they're still throwing a temper tantrum over their candidate losing and don't know how to handle it like mature adults, instead using all kinds of post-modernist horseshit to justify why they have the right to assault anyone who disagrees with them and they have to take it in the ass and deal with it. They claim that they're "fighting authoritarianism", but they actually want it, just on their own terms because their constructed version of reality demands it. They're losers flipping the table because they lost, and want to drag everyone else down to their level because they have no desire to better themselves. If Bob lived in China in the 50s, he'd be supporting Mao, not because he actually believes in the cause mind you, but because it would give him an outlet to live out his high school revenge fantasies; in fact, that's probably why he hates Trump supporters so much, because he sees them as analogous to the people who bullied him in high school, which he never got over.

Sorry guys, but these tweets just made me irrationally angry.
 
Also, I don't think Bob spent "three hours [on] Easter cooking", when we're not even 100% sure he can even leave his basement for meaningful amounts of time:
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That's probably how long it took Pizza Hut to cook 20 meat lovers pizzas and deliver them to his basement door.
 
How is Bob not suffering "economic anxiety" at this point? Do his reviews have a large fanbase other than trolls?

I imagine cost of living in the basement is probably extremely low, but I'm still surprised he's able to make a living from what he does.
 
How is Bob not suffering "economic anxiety" at this point? Do his reviews have a large fanbase other than trolls?

I imagine cost of living in the basement is probably extremely low, but I'm still surprised he's able to make a living from what he does.

He earns about $3200 a month from Patreon alone, not counting any ad revenue from his YouTube videos or if he gets paid for articles. That being said, it doesn't take much to keep Bob in tendies and movie tickets - especially if he's living with family like we suspect.
 
He earns about $3200 a month from Patreon alone, not counting any ad revenue from his YouTube videos or if he gets paid for articles. That being said, it doesn't take much to keep Bob in tendies and movie tickets - especially if he's living with family like we suspect.
You know, I knew it was Patreon keeping his fatass from sinking, but $3200 is way more than I ever thought it would be. You'd never think he'd be getting that much from the pretty small viewcounts on most of his YouTube videos.
 
Maybe he's cultivated some whales that are willing to drop a whole shitton of money... and everyone else is just pity pennies.

My guess is that he cultivated some contacts from the various sites he's worked at in the past, and he's trading Patreon pledges with them ala the Rat King / Brianna Wu.

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I mean, let's not forget his first reaction when he realized Trump was gonna win:
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TBH, every night's "cheat-with-pizza" night for Blob.
The idea of Bob giving himself "cheat nights" boggles me. Like does he seriously expect us to believe he exercises and closely manages his diet?
 
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