Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think Bob kind of lives vicariously through the far left. He'll never be a young, good looking hipster guy who girls want to fuck....and he'll never be part of any wealthy elite....but he can sure try to tweet like them. (or how he thinks they do)

Also, if the present is mediocre then won't the "superior future" be mediocre also since it'll be the present at that time?
 
I think Bob kind of lives vicariously through the far left. He'll never be a young, good looking hipster guy who girls want to fuck....and he'll never be part of any wealthy elite....but he can sure try to tweet like them. (or how he thinks they do)

Also, if the present is mediocre then won't the "superior future" be mediocre also since it'll be the present at that time?
and he will never fullfil his dream to kill those pesky cis white people who had the audacity to raise him and fed him instead to rightfully trow him to the streets where he belong
 
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Pffft. That's the cuck who got owned by Sam Harris on CNN, his home turf:


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Incidentally, I'd love to see Bob try and debate Sam Harris. It'd be so fucking funny.
 
Whenever someone says "everything is political" it's a surefire sign they're a horrible, smug prick. It's only ever used by arseholes in an attempt to justify getting unreasonably angry at someone with different ideas than them performing a mundane task or saying something completely uncontroversial.
 
How can he keep treating Islam like it's some made up boogieman when there's literally a terrorist attack every week in Europe? Dipshit is practically Marie-Antoinette except he's saying "let me eat cake."
I assume they think Islam is getting singled out for it's extremism for being foreign.
 
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Ah yes the socially-progressive government of Weimar Germany that had child prostitution, hyperinflation, political parties fighting in the streets and thousands of suicides. Bob supporting child prostitution makes sense though.
It is really unfair when you go into things past the first two sentences of a subject's wiki page. And totally not Superior at all.
 
Didn't people mock Bush's 'Axis of Evil' deal as warmongering nonsense, or am I wrong? If so, that's funny as fuck if they're using the same terminology.
It is OK if they do it. Tactics, targets.

Whenever someone says "everything is political" it's a surefire sign they're a horrible, smug prick. It's only ever used by arseholes in an attempt to justify getting unreasonably angry at someone with different ideas than them performing a mundane task or saying something completely uncontroversial.

"X is political" is a shorthand for "I do X in a deliberately offensive way to rile off people".
 
Ah yes the socially-progressive government of Weimar Germany that had child prostitution, hyperinflation, political parties fighting in the streets and thousands of suicides. Bob supporting child prostitution makes sense though.

I also love how he insists fascism started as a way to control or dampen progress.

Fascist governments achieved some of the greatest scientific and social achievements of the 20th century. Largely through unethical means, mind you, but that should say something about Bob's "Progress At Any Cost" ethos.

I would like to point out though as fun as it is to call Bob a fascist his beliefs actually are pretty counter to how fascism usually manifests. If I were to assign a bunch of "isms" to his beliefs, I'd label him a post-national Maoist.
 
I also love how he insists fascism started as a way to control or dampen progress.

Fascist governments achieved some of the greatest scientific and social achievements of the 20th century. Largely through unethical means, mind you, but that should say something about Bob's "Progress At Any Cost" ethos.

I would like to point out though as fun as it is to call Bob a fascist his beliefs actually are pretty counter to how fascism usually manifests. If I were to assign a bunch of "isms" to his beliefs, I'd label him a post-national Maoist.
Bob has a very nebulous idea of fascism that is common among the left; anything that stands in the way of their version of progress has that particular pejorative thrown at it. But he and many of these people support government intervention in the economy (fascist regimes had a firm hand on their nations economies) and funding of the arts and sciences (as Nazi Germany in particular did) among other stances also endorsed by fascist regimes. What really sets them apart is their embracing of egalitarianism and rejection of nationalism, which is why they gravitate towards left-wing authoritarian ideologies that offer all the "good" things about fascism without any of the "problematic" elements.
 
I found this article that's basically an inside look within Hillary's campaign, and the big takeaway is that she's exactly as incompetent and power-hungry as we'd expect her to be running a campaign. (Archive doesn't work.)

Despite categorical evidence that Hillary can't run shit, Bob'll still stick his head in the sand and claim it's all bullshit, seeing how Bob's never wrong in his (objectively) wrong beliefs.
 
The Weimar Republic was a mess, no other way you can phrase that. The poltical system was a nightmare, the economy for the a long time was also a mess and it didn't had much support from the population.
 
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Ah yes the socially-progressive government of Weimar Germany that had child prostitution, hyperinflation, political parties fighting in the streets and thousands of suicides. Bob supporting child prostitution makes sense though.

You know, I didn't even need to look it up. I just knew, if Bob was supporting it, it has to be shit.

Lo and fucking behold.
 
I have a feeling Bob is frustrated that he's getting older and also a diabetic while the world doesn't exactly praise him.Sure he has some fans that will praise even him when taking a dump but overall he's a borderline middle aged guy who is obsessed with superhero movies primarily Marvel and Mario.
And he cannot seem to grasp why most people even if they enjoy this or that superhero movie will not waste 10 hours a day reading up on why Captain America is this or that way.Primarily because most people have a life outside of going over the smallest details of why the Avengers were great.
Then again mediocre online film critics don't really understand why not everyone is like them.
 
Bob has a very nebulous idea of fascism that is common among the left; anything that stands in the way of their version of progress has that particular pejorative thrown at it. But he and many of these people support government intervention in the economy (fascist regimes had a firm hand on their nations economies) and funding of the arts and sciences (as Nazi Germany in particular did) among other stances also endorsed by fascist regimes. What really sets them apart is their embracing of egalitarianism and rejection of nationalism, which is why they gravitate towards left-wing authoritarian ideologies that offer all the "good" things about fascism without any of the "problematic" elements.

They've even admitted a few times that "fascism" is just the word they use to describe people who disagree with them. It has nothing to do with a short-lived political movement in Europe in the 30s and 40s, which is why I find it so annoying when they pull the "We've beaten them before, we can do it again" shit. Even more so when you understand that antifa would spit on the kind of people who actually fought REAL NAZIS. Mostly white, straight, Christian, men with what we would call conservative values. And understand how they changed the definition of racism too because the old definition made them look bad. Part of their tactics are to take words that the general public know are bad. Racism is bad, fascism is bad, so if you start accusing people of these things using your brand new definition of those words, you can sweep up a few of them before they realise they've been duped.

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So if all of Europe went against progress during World War 2 why did we develop so much technology like computers, rockery, jet engines, medicine, communications and more? And didn't the great Empires of the time start giving up their colonies around that time or shortly after? Meanwhile, what has Bob and his kin done to better all mankind, not just special interest groups?
 
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