Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Marvel's up there with Nintendo on his list of "Companies that can do no wrong" aren't they:
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Marvel's up there with Nintendo on his list of "Companies that can do no wrong" aren't they:
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I take it bob one of those people who hates the X-men movies for the solo reason that marvel dose not have the film rights. Then again I can't fairly comment as the inhuman sucks and marvel keeps pushing them not only in tv and movies now, but also in the comics while trying to push out the X-men just to spite fox.
 
The Inhumans, basically the x-men but replaced mutant with ''half-alien'' they are pretty much just a sad attempt at trying to do the x-men again but worse. Marvel pushing them in place of mutants in movies due to right issues and only people like bob are excited for anything to do with them.

Oh, I thought they were just terrible cosplayers.
 
Marvel is inevitably going to drop a turd. I mean a royal, steaming, inexcusable pile of shit. I'm by no means a Marvel-hater (I find their stuff mostly entertaining if generally forgettable), but nobody bats 1.000. Hell, maybe it'll even be this, although I'm pretty sure Inhumans is going to be a tv show and not a film. When it happens, watching Bob contort himself into knots trying to justify it is going to be hilarious.
 
Marvel is inevitably going to drop a turd. I mean a royal, steaming, inexcusable pile of shit. I'm by no means a Marvel-hater (I find their stuff mostly entertaining if generally forgettable), but nobody bats 1.000. Hell, maybe it'll even be this, although I'm pretty sure Inhumans is going to be a tv show and not a film. When it happens, watching Bob contort himself into knots trying to justify it is going to be hilarious.

If nothing else, Marvel has been doing a pretty good job of not putting a shit film/tv series out there, but that might be more due to their stranglehold on being the only studio putting out good superhero based movies. One bad release is going to hurt them, but it's going to take a slew of bad films to deal a major blow to the MCU.

Sadly, I don't think that we're going to see Bob lose his shit over a bad MCU release, mostly due to his attacks on Iron Fist for being the first bad MCU release. IIRC Bob called it boring, and that was about it.
 
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Marvel is inevitably going to drop a turd. I mean a royal, steaming, inexcusable pile of shit. I'm by no means a Marvel-hater (I find their stuff mostly entertaining if generally forgettable), but nobody bats 1.000. Hell, maybe it'll even be this, although I'm pretty sure Inhumans is going to be a tv show and not a film. When it happens, watching Bob contort himself into knots trying to justify it is going to be hilarious.
It's a show, and iirc, he didn't like Iron Fist. But if Marvel makes a shitty movie, that's when all bets are off.

EDIT: ninja'd by @SoberBlitz.
 
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Marvel has had the luck of making usually ok movies.They only have a few who i would call trully great though the first Iron Man,The Avengers,The Winter soldier.
But their less than stellar results have still been making money though.Ant-Man which can basically be retitled Generic superhero of the 2010's,Thor,the Incredible Hulk have still largely been recouping their costs and that's one reason why so many are under the impression that Marvel or lets be honest here Disney they're the parent company can do no wrong.Since they haven't been losing money people equate that with greatness although any movie critis would ignore how much money something makes since box office results tell you little about how good a movie is.
The MCU is largely the fast food of the superhero movie.Sure you satisfy your appetite and assuming you exercise and don't eat only fast food you won't get fat in the long run but its by the numbers you know exactly what you're getting.On the other hand considering how folks like Bob largely only eat fast food that might explain some of their obsession with the MCU.
 
Bob doesn't understand the difference between movies and politcal dynasties.Or better yet between fiction and reality.He's spent his entire life in surrounded by pop culture that he doesn't know anymore where one ends and the real world starts.
You can sort of see it in his videos where if you listen to the way he talks you quickly realise that pop culture is pretty much his entire existence.
 
House GOP passed a bill repealing Obamacare.

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And so the liberal meltdown begins...

Oh, but he doesn't mean every person in red states deserves whatever happens to them. Heavens, no.
 
House GOP passed a bill repealing Obamacare.

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And so the liberal meltdown begins...
Bob realizes that this still has to get through the Senate, right?

My favorite part is when Patton dramatically types out "tick tick tick". It feels like something Chris would say:
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Marvel's up there with Nintendo on his list of "Companies that can do no wrong" aren't they:
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The sheer amount of audacity this walking Chicken McNugget has is astounding. Just the other day he ranted about how religious conservatives are a drain on art and culture and only properly-liberal coastal types will ever produce and appreciate true art. And then what does he do? Continue felating the world's biggest producer of cheap fast food entertainment.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Marvel's movies and shows. But let's be real, they're the 21st Century's version of Flash Gordon. Interesting, fun, and produced by people who want to continue making them interesting and fun. This loser has no place spitting on lowbrows when he's the definition of a philistine.
 
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