Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

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You can almost tell he is touching himself as he posts this.

Somewhere in his mind, he probably thinks he's giving a speech to thousands of rabid ANTIFAgs ready to go to war on his command.

 

[BR55]

Sitting on a beach drinking Mike's hard lemonade while writing an article about how Avenger's Infinity War will cure cancer, Aids, the common cold, and hysterical pregnancy. Thats His idea of what a working man's life is like... The Blob never ceases to amaze.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Bob usually exasperates me, but these posts straight up piss me off

Bob's grasp of family and friendship is pathologically stunted.

 

[The Nothingness]

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You can almost tell he is touching himself as he posts this.

As it has been pointed out before, just change a word in Bob's tweets and he would fit right in with 1930s Germany

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob's grasp of family and friendship is pathologically stunted.

His idea of married life is culled directly from sitcoms if that video someone posted a few pages back is anything to go by.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Apparently, Moviebob managed to make his way to a nearby beach. He better be careful, less people think he's a beached whale and they throw him back into the ocean.

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Shadow of the colossus.

 

[Count groudon]

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You can almost tell he is touching himself as he posts this.

Is anyone really surprised by this bullshit? I mean this is the guy who proudly admitted that he used to hide out in his car every evening playing Mario on his gameboy until his family fell asleep so he wouldn't have to interact with them, and in the same book also admitted that he skipped his aunt's (or grandmother's, I can't remember exactly) funeral to go get his AC fixed. Fucker doesn't understand familial bonds at all.

 

[Bungleboy]

So I've been reading Umberto Eco and this essay of his reminded me very much of our Footless Fuhrer here.

Check this shit, it's uncanny:

Traditionalism implies the rejection of modernism. Both Fascists and Nazis worshiped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon Blood and Earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life, but it mainly concerned the rejection of the Spirit of 1789 (and of 1776, of course). The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.

Bob is incredibly retrograde in his tastes. Video Gaming peaked in the 90's, having achieved its true form and any deviation from this form is degeneracy. He gloms onto old pop culture for the same reason. In Bob's world, the world peaked in the 90's and ever since we as a society have only strayed from the light. His shameless Clinton worship is because of the same 90's fetish. His Superior Future would realistically be a giant step backwards in terms of human rights and culture, being essentially 1990's America's economy with 1942 Germany's attitude toward human rights.

No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason.

In Bob's world, to reason with the Trump voters is to traffick with the Devil himself. He is opposed to even giving people who disagree with him a platform to speak and articulate themselves. Enemies of his moonwheat laden Reich are to be destroyed, not reasoned with or treated like people.

Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.

Moviebob is obsessed with the rednecks, tech bros,Russian hackers, and FUCKING WHITE MALES who stand against him in his lard-clogged brain. Because of who you are, you are evil according to him.

Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.

Bobbo hates the poor for not voting the way he wants, and he hates the establishment because they remind him that he's a lower middle class bovine with a career that is laughably unimpressive by even video game sperg standards. He's frustrated as hell and he dreams of a Superior Future where he actually matters and has the power to carry out his high school grudges.

The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside.

While Bob isn't a anti-semite yet, he's still pretty viciously prejudiced against certain ethnic groups, as evidenced by him wanting to use eugenics to wipe out the midwest's culture and values. So it comes as no surprise that Movieblob blames them for everything wrong in his life. If it weren't for the dastardly machinations of Gamergate and poor whites, Hillary would be president and Bob's parents wouldn't be ashamed of him.

The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies...Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

Bob thinks the alt-right and rednecks are simultaneously incompetent failures and capable of ruining his moonwheat farming dreams all by themselves. Bob thinks Gamergate is a massive conspiracy to make gaming unwelcome to women while also being a bunch of whiny neckbeards. Nuff said.

Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies contempt for the weak.

Bob hates the poor, he hates those without an education, and he hates blue collar workers. He wants their lives to be worse because he thinks they deserve all their suffering.

Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. Newspeak was invented by Orwell, in 1984, as the official language of Ingsoc, English Socialism. But elements of Ur-Fascism are common to different forms of dictatorship. All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.

Moonwheat, Superior Future, Inferior Past, Techbros. Need I go on?

 

[BR55]

So I've been reading Umberto Eco and this essay of his reminded me very much of our Footless Fuhrer here.

Check this shit, it's uncanny:



Bob is incredibly retrograde in his tastes. Video Gaming peaked in the 90's, having achieved its true form and any deviation from this form is degeneracy. He gloms onto old pop culture for the same reason. In Bob's world, the world peaked in the 90's and ever since we as a society have only strayed from the light. His shameless Clinton worship is because of the same 90's fetish. His Superior Future would realistically be a giant step backwards in terms of human rights and culture, being essentially 1990's America's economy with 1942 Germany's attitude toward human rights.



In Bob's world, to reason with the Trump voters is to traffick with the Devil himself. He is opposed to even giving people who disagree with him a platform to speak and articulate themselves. Enemies of his moonwheat laden Reich are to be destroyed, not reasoned with or treated like people.



Moviebob is obsessed with the rednecks, tech bros,Russian hackers, and FUCKING WHITE MALES who stand against him in his lard-clogged brain. Because of who you are, you are evil according to him.



Bobbo hates the poor for not voting the way he wants, and he hates the establishment because they remind him that he's a lower middle class bovine with a career that is laughably unimpressive by even video game sperg standards. He's frustrated as hell and he dreams of a Superior Future where he actually matters and has the power to carry out his high school grudges.



While Bob isn't a anti-semite yet, he's still pretty viciously prejudiced against certain ethnic groups, as evidenced by him wanting to use eugenics to wipe out the midwest's culture and values. So it comes as no surprise that Movieblob blames them for everything wrong in his life. If it weren't for the dastardly machinations of Gamergate and poor whites, Hillary would be president and Bob's parents wouldn't be ashamed of him.



Bob thinks the alt-right and rednecks are simultaneously incompetent failures and capable of ruining his moonwheat farming dreams all by themselves. Bob thinks Gamergate is a massive conspiracy to make gaming unwelcome to women while also being a bunch of whiny neckbeards. Nuff said.



Bob hates the poor, he hates those without an education, and he hates blue collar workers. He wants their lives to be worse because he thinks they deserve all their suffering.



Moonwheat, Superior Future, Inferior Past, Techbros. Need I go on?

It's been said before but the things Bob would do if He was given the power to act on his fantasies are the things nightmares are made of. But on another note considering how much of a snob Bob is would it kill Him to be a bit more high class? I mean write shallow articles about Shakespeare instead of Nintendo, watch La La Land instead of Marvel, be skinny fat instead of regular fat, obsess over Bernie instead of Hillary. Really He's probably the trashiest intellectual out there.

 

[Ruin]

I know Bob likes to think of himself as an unparalleled genius and technocrat but does he even actually possess a college degree?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I know Bob likes to think of himself as an unparalleled genius and technocrat but does he even actually possess a college degree?

He has "a B.A. in Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications"

Basically shit.

Source: https://archive.is/cL2nl

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's been said before but the things Bob would do if He was given the power to act on his fantasies are the things nightmares are made of. But on another note considering how much of a snob Bob is would it kill Him to be a bit more high class? I mean write shallow articles about Shakespeare instead of Nintendo, watch La La Land instead of Marvel, be skinny fat instead of regular fat, obsess over Bernie instead of Hillary. Really He's probably the trashiest intellectual out there.

Can't forget his constant posting of WWE shit, because he has to watch every match. Again, a wrasslin' fan who can't debate others without sinking into "(anime avatar)", considers Guardians 2 one of the defining sci-fi films of the 21st century, bet on the wrong horse in both politics and life choices and probably hasn't read a book in who knows how long thinks he's an ubermensch.

EDIT: Found this study which says reading literary fiction increases empathy, and given that I'm half convinced a book to Bob is basically a paper sandwich, you can draw your own conclusions.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob usually exasperates me, but these posts straight up piss me off since I have family who are conservatives (I myself lean more to the center but I have conservative beliefs). I'm not gonna just cut them off or dismiss them as stupid because, guess what, they're my family and they'll always be my family regardless if I agree with them or not.

There's a name for a social group with a shared belief set that alienates people from friends and family to exert control over them. It's called a cult.

 

[cypocryphy]

I know Bob likes to think of himself as an unparalleled genius and technocrat but does he even actually possess a college degree?

He won a hot dog eating contest near a College one time.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He won a hot dog eating contest near a College one time.

he wasn't even one of the contestants

 

[tehpope]

I'm a bit surprised Bob didn't have a fucking aneurysm over the possibility of Joe Lieberman becoming the head of the FBI. He's only made two tweets about it at post time. The other being a retweet that Lieberman's law firm has ties to Trump..

 

[Boss HM-2]

I'm a bit surprised Bob didn't have a fucking aneurysm over the possibility of Joe Lieberman becoming the head of the FBI. He's only made two tweets about it at post time. The other being a retweet that Lieberman's law firm has ties to Trump..

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Of course he goes straight to video games with Lieberman. It's not like that he's had a multiple decade Senate career that's consisted of thousands of other things besides getting salty about Mortal Kombat, or that the Supreme Court in 2011's Brown vs EMA case pretty much killed the idea of government video game content regulation (which itself mostly died the moment the ESRB was created), or that his waifu Hillary said the same shit about video games that Lieberman did...

I wish diabetes took away Bob's hands so he can never be able to touch a controller ever again (or tweet for that matter)

 

[BR55]

Can't forget his constant posting of WWE shit, because he has to watch every match. Again, a wrasslin' fan who can't debate others without sinking into "(anime avatar)", considers Guardians 2 one of the defining sci-fi films of the 21st century, bet on the wrong horse in both politics and life choices and probably hasn't read a book in who knows how long thinks he's an ubermensch.

EDIT: Found this study which says reading literary fiction increases empathy, and given that I'm half convinced a book to Bob is basically a paper sandwich, you can draw your own conclusions.

Bob read Atlas shrugged and liked it which just explains so much. But really Bob Likes WWE... Are we sure He's not a closet redneck at this point?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Of course he goes straight to video games with Lieberman. It's not like that he's had a multiple decade Senate career that's consisted of thousands of other things besides getting salty about Mortal Kombat, or that the Supreme Court in 2011's Brown vs EMA case pretty much killed the idea of government video game content regulation (which itself mostly died the moment the ESRB was created), or that his waifu Hillary said the same shit about video games that Lieberman did...

I wish diabetes took away Bob's hands so he can never be able to touch a controller ever again (or tweet for that matter)

Did Bob ever try to defend Hillary's support for that bill, or did he support it on the off chance that EA would be responsible for Sandy Hook?

 

[BR55]

Of course he goes straight to video games with Lieberman. It's not like that he's had a multiple decade Senate career that's consisted of thousands of other things besides getting salty about Mortal Kombat, or that the Supreme Court in 2011's Brown vs EMA case pretty much killed the idea of government video game content regulation (which itself mostly died the moment the ESRB was created), or that his waifu Hillary said the same shit about video games that Lieberman did...

I wish diabetes took away Bob's hands so he can never be able to touch a controller ever again (or tweet for that matter)

And remember according to Bob Anita Sarkeesian is nothing like Al Gore/Joe Lieberman/Jack Thompson. But yeah Bob Trump is meeting with Joe so he can get the FBI to censor your vidya.