Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

I would love to be one of Bob's PEOPLE. That way I could tell him to shut the fuck up and get paid for it.

That's the best part, we ARE his people, he doesn't listen.

 

[Clay Claymore]

The reason Wonder Woman succeeded was because it's DC, it's a recognizable character, it's not preachy and it's a good movie that men and women can both enjoy.

Not trying to be pessimistic, but I'm waiting for them to fuck that up in the next movie (either Justice League or Wonder Woman 2).

Back on the subject of Moviebob, with all the salt going on about Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, I wonder if Bob will take the bait as well. Usually when Nintendo/Pokémon fans sperg out, he tends to join in.

 

[HY 140]

Back on the subject of Moviebob, with all the salt going on about Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, I wonder if Bob will take the bait as well

idk does he even like Pokemon?

 

[Secret Asshole]

What I find hilarious about this is that the normies who oppose the Addams' are usually shallow materialists. By setting his side up as the anti-Addams, he is being the petty materialist asshole who tries to torture/murder people against their will.

Bob is so fucking stupid. Like, amazingly, amazingly stupid. The point is that the 'Yeah, they're weird and strange but they love each other and sometimes weirdness doesn't mean malicious. Sometimes normal people are the malicious ones'. Its about being different and people hating you for being different.

That's the entire. fucking. point. A large part of it is how WASPs hate the Addam's Dilapidated and strange family mansion in their pristine suburbia and try to plot to get rid of them via NIMBY. The Addam's are wealthy, but they never really flaunt it or hold it against anyone, unlike the normies in the show.

Bob is so fucking dumb that diabetes has melted his brain.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now I see why he won't do real debates. It's because his substance would be "You sound stupid, so you're wrong!":

"RT's are not endorsements":

Doubling down on the "Trump doesn't think X is real" jokes, eh Blobman?:

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh Lord. Does Bob really not know that David Frum's whole raison d'etre is to be the Times's pet "conservative" who can be relied upon to savage the GOP?

Bob's so frigging ignorant, he doesn't even know what he doesn't know.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Oh Lord. Does Bob really not know that David Frum's whole raison d'etre is to be the Times's pet "conservative" who can be relied upon to savage the GOP?

He's too busy crafting quips about chink dragons to have any idea about recent political history. In the Superior Future™, all intelligent discourse is done through idiot kings.

 

[StraightShooter]

Does he realize people can see you when you're on video?

Yeah, a guy with Type 2 Diabeetus telling gamers not to be fat and lazy; unless he's intending it as a warning to others not to end up like him, then it's more proof of how little self-awareness he has.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, a guy with Type 2 Diabeetus telling gamers not to be fat and lazy; unless he's intending it as a warning to others not to end up like him, then it's more proof of how little self-awareness he has.

There are some people whose entire purpose for existing is to be nothing more than a warning to others.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

>Bob's too stupid to realize the threat Dracula poses to national security

 

[RockVolnutt]

>Bob's too stupid to realize the threat Dracula poses to national security

It's okay, Dracula is too busy being the mangaka for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to get in the way of the Superior Future.

 

[nad7155]

There are some people whose entire purpose for existing is to be nothing more than a warning to others.

Hence this site.

Socially awkward , but otherwise good people could use this site to study up on what not to do.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Hence this site.

Socially awkward , but otherwise good people could use this site to study up on what not to do.

It is a sort of "exceptional" intervention for me and others.

 

[thismanlies]

It is a sort of "exceptional" intervention for me and others.

I'm sure a lot of us (myself included) shared characteristics with a lot of these retards before we took a long and hard look in the lolcow mirror.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm sure a lot of us (myself included) shared characteristics with a lot of these exceptional individuals before we took a long and hard look in the lolcow mirror.

Sure. I sperg about video games. I've taken a less than charitable view of people I disagree with politically (although never a murderous one, I must confess). I spend too much time with pop culture trash.

However! I'm also just barely smart enough not to advertise my flaws on Twitter 24/7.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This is :late: but it illustrates Bob's racism.

Dragons? Because they are all ching-chong Chinese caricatures, most honorable fat man? Would the Jews confuse him saying they need Palestine for their banks?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm sure a lot of us (myself included) shared characteristics with a lot of these exceptional individuals before we took a long and hard look in the lolcow mirror.

I don't agree with many of my fellow Kiwis 100% of the time, and I have my own fair share of questionable tastes and views. But at the end of the day, I'm still a normal guy who wakes up, eats, shits and works, and I try to carry on as a productive member of society.

People like Bob, Dobson, Wu, etc. are too far gone to ever go back to anything resembling a normal life, and the sad thing is, I'm sort of okay with that.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm sure a lot of us (myself included) shared characteristics with a lot of these exceptional individuals before we took a long and hard look in the lolcow mirror.

Sure. I sperg about video games. I've taken a less than charitable view of people I disagree with politically (although never a murderous one, I must confess). I spend too much time with pop culture trash.

However! I'm also just barely smart enough not to advertise my flaws on Twitter 24/7.

I don't agree with many of my fellow Kiwis 100% of the time, and I have my own fair share of questionable tastes and views. But at the end of the day, I'm still a normal guy who wakes up, eats, shits and works, and I try to carry on as a productive member of society.

People like Bob, Dobson, Wu, etc. are too far gone to ever go back to anything resembling a normal life, and the sad thing is, I'm sort of okay with that.

You're posting on Kiwi Farms. Stop pretending you're any better than Movie Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You're posting on Kiwi Farms. Stop pretending you're any better than Movie Bob.

Lemme ask you a couple of questions: Do you weigh 300+ pounds? Do you have Type 2 Diabetes? Do you have both feet? Do you wile away the days a-logging your political opponents, then going to bed at 8:00 AM? Did you ever play hooky at a loved one's funeral so you could put in an AC?

If you said "No" to all of these, (and "Yes" to the feet question) you don't have to worry about being as bad as Blobbo.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's the massive ego and talking shit about everyone they deem "inferior" to them that annoys me the most about lolcows like Bob and Dobson.