Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

How dare they survive a shooting! No sympathy for almost dying from me!
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I'm sure your heart feels bad, Bob:
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I dunno, Philip DeFranco's a Libertarian, and he's crushing Bob in influence:
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Good luck trying to get out of the basement, fatass:
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Rough comments:
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Well at least libertarians are smart enough to know that if you want to get people on board with your ideas, you don't call them subhuman and all but outright call for their extermination.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Surprisingly enough, music's a medium he's largely stayed out of. IIRC, he retweeted something that compared #BernieOrBust people to "The self-righteous DIY Punk guy who never grew up." (Well, time to spam Fugazi at him until he cracks), he apparently likes Springsteen, but disagrees with him championing the common man (OFC), and he said in his Titanic video that movies need more end credits ballads like "My Heart Will Go On".

But if I had to guess what music he listens to on a regular basis, I'd imagine he listens to a lot of 80s pop/rock that people like my mom listen to and maybe old NES soundtracks.

Well I thought he would sperg out on music since alot of music actually champions "the common man" or the fact that inferior Country, Western, or anything else that doesn't go lock step with his Bostonian sensibilities should be scrubbed despite the fact those genres have produced some of the most beautiful music of the 20th century.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Well I thought he would sperg out on music since alot of music actually champions "the common man" or the fact that inferior Country, Western, or anything else that doesn't go lock step with his Bostonian sensibilities should be scrubbed despite the fact those genres have produced some of the most beautiful music of the 20th century.

Championing the common man doesn't necessarily keep Bob away from media if he likes it, he's just figure some way to weasel around it or make something up to tell people who point it out are wrong. I've yet to see him go on an angry rant about superheroes have a habit of being working class people who end up in extraordinary situations and do their thing out of compassion instead of declaring themselves an elite and only caring about their power/money.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob describing our attitude towards him pretty succinctly, minus the whole "advocating for murder" part:

Well I thought he would sperg out on music since alot of music actually champions "the common man" or the fact that inferior Country, Western, or anything else that doesn't go lock step with his Bostonian sensibilities should be scrubbed despite the fact those genres have produced some of the most beautiful music of the 20th century.

I wholeheartedly agree:

 

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Has he ever referenced to watching at least a fairly "mainstream" (for lack of a better term) classic like Casablanca or at least Citizen Kane? I'd have thought maybe he'd have reblogged the odd think piece comparing Charles Kane to Trump.

Dunno about classics but he wrote an Escapist article about classic westerns once.

edit: And not to defend the Ubermunch but it makes sense to talk about the type of films he does, he makes a living off this stuff and 80s, action flicks, 90s blockbusters and 2000s superhero stuff is what draws a crowd.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Dunno about classics but he wrote an Escapist article about classic westerns once.

edit: And not to defend the Ubermunch but it makes sense to talk about the type of films he does, he makes a living off this stuff and 80s, action flicks, 90s blockbusters and 2000s superhero stuff is what draws a crowd.

I have never had a problem that he focuses on genre films as that is perfectly fine. However, it is frustrating that he has this unearned pompous attitude that because he is a critic of films and other media, that makes him somehow smarter than everyone else. He surface level fills the arrogant critic, that is without even touching his contempt for the working class and right-leaning people in his reviews and his terrible opinions on twitter he spats every day that somehow haven't got him shitcanned from Geek.com or lost his fanbase.

 

[StraightShooter]

Dunno about classics but he wrote an Escapist article about classic westerns once.

edit: And not to defend the Ubermunch but it makes sense to talk about the type of films he does, he makes a living off this stuff and 80s, action flicks, 90s blockbusters and 2000s superhero stuff is what draws a crowd.

Honestly I wouldn't honor the guy's delusions by calling him Ubermench - he's a fat balding possible virgin living out of his brother's basement who's hobbies include watching WWE and buying Mario amibos who pretends to be some type of "superior human" on the internet, and seems to make most if not all of his income off of online donation money; basically just somewhat less exceptional version of Chris Chan.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Honestly I wouldn't honor the guy's delusions by calling him Ubermench - he's a fat balding possible virgin living out of his brother's basement who's hobbies include watching WWE and buying Mario amibos who pretends to be some type of "superior human" on the internet; basically just somewhat less exceptional version of Chris Chan.

Chris never considered himself to be superior to everyone else, he had an innocent view of the world compared to what comes out of Bob's mouth.

 

[StraightShooter]

Chris never considered himself to be superior to everyone else, he had an innocent view of the world compared to what comes out of Bob's mouth.

Well, yeah except the violent revenge fantasies and Sonichu comics against Megan, Snyder, and everyone he considered "wronged" him in some way, and him basically fantasizing about being a totalitarian dictator as "mayor of CWCville".

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Edit: Don't know much about Bob's background, but I recall him making a post about how he was "raised religious" or something before he became a progressive SJW; makes me think he was one of those internet atheists who found out the earth wasn't 6,000 at the age of 25 and decided to blame "redneck religious conservatives" for everything wrong in his life after that.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well, yeah except the violent revenge fantasies and Sonichu comics against Megan, Snyder, and everyone he considered "wronged" him in some way, and him basically fantasizing about being a totalitarian dictator as "mayor of CWCville".

and Magi-chan basically enforcing a Sharia style government using surveillance to prevent homosexuality.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well, yeah except the violent revenge fantasies and Sonichu comics against Megan, Snyder, and everyone he considered "wronged" him in some way, and him basically fantasizing about being a totalitarian dictator as "mayor of CWCville".

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Edit: Don't know much about Bob's background, but I recall him making a post about how he was "raised religious" or something before he became a progressive SJW; makes me think he was one of those internet atheists who found out the earth wasn't 6,000 at the age of 25 and decided to blame "redneck religious conservatives" for everything wrong in his life after that.

So basically he is an even more insufferable Amazing Atheist with the added regressive worldviews of Steve Shives?

 

[StraightShooter]

So basically he is an even more insufferable Amazing Atheist with the added regressive worldviews of Steve Shives?

I'd have to go look for the Tweet, but he mentioned having been "raised devout Catholic" or something.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'd have to go look for the Tweet, but he mentioned having been "raised devout Catholic" or something.

Yeah, he said he's a "lapsed Catholic" but it seems obvious that he is an atheist (or that Mario is his religion).

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yeah, he said he's a "lapsed Catholic" but it seems obvious that he is an atheist (or that Mario is his religion).

Why does it seem that alot of these internet Atheist believe that once they denounce religion that it automatically makes them smarter than everyone else? I swear the smugness of a large portion of them is what makes them so offsetting.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

Is that a fetish for you?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Why does it seem that alot of these internet Atheist believe that once they denounce religion that it automatically makes them smarter than everyone else? I swear the smugness of a large portion of them is what makes them so offsetting.

The weird thing is that Bob makes fun of people like Amazing Atheist for their commitment to their pompous attitudes.

Can you say "Projection", kids?

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

I rated you Autistic because it was between that and Off-Topic.

Besides, I honestly thought you'd stop talking about your "YouTube Mentor".

 

[Kyria the Great]

The weird thing is that Bob makes fun of people like Amazing Atheist for their commitment to their pompous attitudes.

Can you say "Projection", kids?

I rated you Autistic because it was between that and Off-Topic.

Besides, I honestly thought you'd stop talking about your "YouTube Mentor".

Yeah it isn't like that Bob does the same things that Amazing Atheist does? I swear it is near impossible to talk about one Cow without bringing up another. It seems they form the Oroborus of :autism:.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Sometimes, the jokes write themselves with Bob:

 

[RockVolnutt]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Sometimes, the jokes write themselves with Bob:
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Bob's stomach alone probably weighs more than two healthy adults.