Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

please leave

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Sometimes, the jokes write themselves with Bob:
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Finally feeling the side effect of all that burger binging, aren't you Bob?

 

[AnOminous]

Dunno about classics but he wrote an Escapist article about classic westerns once.

If he doesn't like Sergio Leone Westerns, or Ennio Morricone soundtracks, he is a completely unredeemable pussy.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Honestly I wouldn't honor the guy's delusions by calling him Ubermench

You, uhhh, missed the joke there.

 

[JoonTroon]

Finally feeling the side effect of all that burger binging, aren't you Bob?

Is Bob a fan of burgers?

Spoiler: if you read this, you'll want to die

I've always heard he's more of a chip man.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Eh, at least it isn't as bad as his Terminator idea:

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

I think you need to refill your meds.

 

[friedshrimp]

Bob should do a skit where he is in his Mario outfit, touches a flower, and jump cuts into the Fire Mario Suit.

Then he should start spitting on camera and then in post production, he should replace the spit balls with Fireballs.

so he goes the Linkara route?

 

[Raging Capybara]

If he doesn't like Sergio Leone Westerns, or Ennio Morricone soundtracks, he is a completely unredeemable pussy.

In Leone's movies women are usually prostitutes or sluts, if Bob is really a SJW lv99 he would hate these movies.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Eh, at least it isn't as bad as his Terminator idea:
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Somehow, I could see them stealing this idea from Bob.

Would that make him honored they used the idea? Or pissed that they took his idea?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Somehow, I could see them stealing this idea from Bob.

Would that make him honored they used the idea? Or pissed that they took his idea?

Well given at this point with Simpsons being at the bottom of the barrel for content at this point I would agree with you. However, on how Bob would take it is a tossup, as I could see him either be excited that they took one of his shitty ideas, or pissy that they didn't credit his "genius" for the idea.

 

[Positron]

As far as his overall reputation, pretty much the only people who reference him positively in the scene are b-list Escapist refugees like Extra Credits and Errant Signal. I've never seen him have a back-and-forth with any of the Literally Whos (aside from those hilarious photos he was able to get standing next to Anita-senpai)

Banana Wu shilled Bobby's Patreon. Once. He called him "one of the good ones".

If that's any consolation.

 

[Mola Ram]

Banana Wu shilled Bobby's Patreon. Once. He called him "one of the good ones".

If that's any consolation.

That's almost sad. It's like one of those Hollywood "want-settle-get" dilemmas. As in:

You want Veronika Zemanova.

You'll settle for Anita Sarkeesian.

You'll get Brianna Wu.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Bob "Ubermunch" Chipman

 

[cypocryphy]

In Leone's movies women are usually prostitutes or sluts, if Bob is really a SJW lv99 he would hate these movies.

iirc at the end of "Once Upon a Time in the West" either Jason Robards or Charles Bronson tells Claudia Cardinale to let the railroad workers grab her ass if they feel like it because they deserve it for working so hard lol. Bob would have an aneurysm.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Banana Wu shilled Bobby's Patreon. Once. He called him "one of the good ones".

If that's any consolation.

He's not really in the SJW clique despite his implicit support of them, I doubt any of them really like him that much, it's hard to imagine him chilling with Zoe quinn, phil fish and nathan greysons lot drinking micro brews with some bland indie music playing?

 

[link1234]

Eh, at least it isn't as bad as his Terminator idea:
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Simpsons did it. Or at least some of it already last year.
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Marge-ian_Chronicles

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well given at this point with Simpsons being at the bottom of the barrel for content at this point I would agree with you. However, on how Bob would take it is a tossup, as I could see him either be excited that they took one of his shitty ideas, or pissy that they didn't credit his "genius" for the idea.

And that's why I'm saying that if they did, it'd be hard to anticipate what Bob's reaction would be like. Because Bob is a ticking timebomb (in more ways than one). Anything is possible with him when he goes on Twitter.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Banana Wu shilled Bobby's Patreon. Once. He called him "one of the good ones".

If that's any consolation.

IIRC, Bob's still supporting Brianna Wu on Patreon.

That's almost sad. It's like one of those Hollywood "want-settle-get" dilemmas. As in:

You want Veronika Zemanova.

You'll settle for Anita Sarkeesian.

You'll get Brianna Wu.

Brianna Wu's become probably the most currently and consistently mocked Anti-GGer ever since McIntosh. They're perfect for each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

Surprisingly enough, music's a medium he's largely stayed out of. IIRC, he retweeted something that compared #BernieOrBust people to "The self-righteous DIY Punk guy who never grew up." (Well, time to spam Fugazi at him until he cracks), he apparently likes Springsteen, but disagrees with him championing the common man (OFC), and he said in his Titanic video that movies need more end credits ballads like "My Heart Will Go On".

But if I had to guess what music he listens to on a regular basis, I'd imagine he listens to a lot of 80s pop/rock that people like my mom listen to and maybe old NES soundtracks.

What a fucking pleb.