Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I like how Bob uses the longevity of "Art and Media" to justify his own uselessness. 30 years down the road people may remember the MCU fondly, but nobody is going to care about Bob's shit reviews of it.

He built his "career" by fawning over materialistic garbage, under the delusion that these are "art" that will outlive and transcend nations.

 

[cypocryphy]

"I'm naht a materialist!"
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Truly, he's the second coming of Gandhi.

Those pictures are just more proof that Bob has never seen pussy in person.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

By "Broken in" he really means "Stretching the fabric to its limits while it tries to contain my blubber."

 

[Gordon Cole]

...Okay? Why did he feel the need to say this wholly unprompted by anything? Is the combination of beetus and :autism: finally destroying what's left of his brain?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

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...Okay? Why did he feel the need to say this wholly unprompted by anything? Is the combination of beetus and :autism: finally destroying what's left of his brain?

Part of me wants to say he looked it up out of curiosity and was horrified that a Game Boy launch title beat his beloved Super Mario Bros 3 immediately when it was released. So he posted the depressing news, not realizing literally nobody else gives a shit about this.

 

[BubbleButt]

Super Mario Bros 3, if I recall, was considered a disappointment sale-wise by Nintendo.

 

[Surewould]

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Of course he would wear the Karnov shirt first.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Now kiwis it is time to play another game of who said it.

Which one of these men have said,

"Contrary to popular mythology, humanity divides evenly in two in many respects. Thinkers vs Believers. Intelligent vs Ignorant."

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Now kiwis it is time to play another game of who said it.

Which one of these men have said,

"Contrary to popular mythology, humanity divides evenly in two in many respects. Thinkers vs Believers. Intelligent vs Ignorant."


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Honestly, all this post does is make me appreciate how nice Stalin and Hitler's facial hair is.

...that and how gross and unsettling Blobbo's head shape is god damn.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, all this post does is make me appreciate how nice Stalin and Hitler's facial hair is.

...that and how gross and unsettling Blobbo's head shape is god damn.

>tfw so fat your head turns into a pyramid shape

 

[Positron]

"...humanity divides evenly in two in many respects." -- Indeed.

Fuckable men:
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Unfuckable man:
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[NoStinkingBadges]

"...humanity divides evenly in two in many respects." -- Indeed.

Fuckable men:
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Unfuckable man:
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I dunno man, Hitler had one testicle and Stalin was obese and had this gnarly hand thing going on

 

[P.A]

I dunno man, Hitler had one testicle and Stalin was obese and had this gnarly hand thing going on

Least they made the attempt of appearing fuckable. Not sure who Bob is trying to appeal to when he posts pictures of himself cosplaying as Mario and Captain N.

 

[Kyria the Great]

This is clearly a man who has it going on. Come on people, what of this picture would say otherwise?

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno man, Hitler had one testicle and Stalin was obese and had this gnarly hand thing going on

As Henry Kissinger said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. And leave us not forget, that man -- who looked like this at the time:

... was hitting this:

Remind me, how much power does Bob wield?

 

[RockVolnutt]

As Henry Kissinger said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. And leave us not forget, that man -- who looked like this at the time:
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... was hitting this:

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Remind me, how much power does Bob wield?

Depends, are we counting the power you'd have if you burn him for fuel?

 

[Mola Ram]

Depends, are we counting the power you'd have if you burn him for fuel?

No, vats of rendered human fuel generally aren't big on the dating scene.

 

[A Random]

Is Bob bald or does he just shave himself regularly and somehow leave his face alone to be a melty version of That Guy With The Glasses' face?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is Bob bald or does he just shave himself regularly and somehow leave his face alone to be a melty version of That Guy With The Glasses' face?

He's balding, not bald. If it wasn't for his fat and keeping his hair short he'd look like every other stereotypical "male SJW".

 

[Mola Ram]

He's balding, not bald. If it wasn't for his fat and keeping his hair short he'd look like every other stereotypical "male SJW".

Instead he's sort of a faux intellectual Ethan Supplee from American History X.