Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The giant spider shit reminds me of that producer Kevin Smith worked with when he was penning a new Superman movie.

 

[A Random]

...who the fuck wants the Clone Saga?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Hey, that was supposedly the plan for the Amazing Spiderman trilogy.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: TL;DW

• Spider-Man is a government stooge following the events of Civil War that keeps other superheroes in line
• He reveals his identity to the world, which has major repercussions
• Introduces Miles Morales
• A team of mad scientists (Alastair Smythe, Miles Warren, and Curt Conners) create giant spiders from Peter's blood
• In a big fight with those spiders, Miles gets bitten by one and Peter has to save his life
• In saving his life Peter has to fight Conners, who has turned into the Lizard, and dies from his wounds
• Miles Morales is now Spider-Man in the two subsequent sequels where he fights Lizard, Miles Warren (who becomes the Jackal), and a clone of Peter that goes by Ben Reiley.

Oh goodie, he wants to do The Clone Saga again.

Now that I think about it, maybe Bob should work at Marvel. He'd kill the studio off a lot faster.

 

[Kyria the Great]

The giant spider shit reminds me of that producer Kevin Smith worked with when he was penning a new Superman movie.

That is some Cannon Movies level of stuff as that was supposed to be part of their take on the Spiderman movie in earlier drafts

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"We must assume Trump wants to incite violence."

This whole Presidency and the time leading up to it has just been one big retarded slapfight of people on one side doing something and then screaming bloody murder when someone on the other side does it back.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Oh goodie, he wants to do The Clone Saga again.

Now that I think about it, maybe Bob should work at Marvel. He'd kill the studio off a lot faster.

Marvel needs something a little stronger than Bob to kill it off. Disney money will keep it afloat until something makes them unprofitable, and even then I have this suspicion that Disney will run away with the better-known and selling aspects of Marvel.

 

[Blindrainbow]

Spoiler: TL;DW

• Spider-Man is a government stooge following the events of Civil War that keeps other superheroes in line
• He reveals his identity to the world, which has major repercussions
• Introduces Miles Morales
• A team of mad scientists (Alastair Smythe, Miles Warren, and Curt Conners) create giant spiders from Peter's blood
• In a big fight with those spiders, Miles gets bitten by one and Peter has to save his life
• In saving his life Peter has to fight Conners, who has turned into the Lizard, and dies from his wounds
• Miles Morales is now Spider-Man in the two subsequent sequels where he fights Lizard, Miles Warren (who becomes the Jackal), and a clone of Peter that goes by Ben Reiley.

Wow, so he wants to make a movie of all the worst Spider-man ideas, from the clone saga, civil war, Miles Morales and even one more day.

 

[Lensherr]

For someone who hates the Amazing Spider-Man movies, his ideas ironically make them look better than they actually are.

 

[The Nothingness]

Marvel needs something a little stronger than Bob to kill it off. Disney money will keep it afloat until something makes them unprofitable, and even then I have this suspicion that Disney will run away with the better-known and selling aspects of Marvel.

Maybe the rumors of killing off a number of characters in the Infinity Wars movies might backfire on Marvel Studios though I'm sure Bob would valiantly defend the decision.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Maybe the rumors of killing off a number of characters in the Infinity Wars movies might backfire on Marvel Studios though I'm sure Bob would valiantly defend the decision.

Marvel could film The Avengers shitting on a coffee table for two hours, and Bob'll praise them to high heaven because they're not DC.

 

[A Random]

Actually, I also want to argue that the stupidest part of this idea is killing off Peter in his debut film.

Yes, I know he shows up in Civil War first, and yes, I know we've had about five Spider-Man movies with two different Peter Parkers. The point is, this incarnation of Peter Parker barely had any time to do anything before the solo movie. Killing him off just to get to Miles is a terrible idea.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Actually, I also want to argue that the stupidest part of this idea is killing off Peter in his debut film.

Yes, I know he shows up in Civil War first, and yes, I know we've had about five Spider-Man movies with two different Peter Parkers. The point is, this incarnation of Peter Parker barely had any time to do anything before the solo movie. Killing him off just to get to Miles is a terrible idea.

Bob's fantasy is bringing back Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man, ironically enough reinforcing the "Spider-Man can't grow up" rule Joe Quesada's a fan of and nobody else is.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob's fantasy is bringing back Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man, ironically enough reinforcing the "Spider-Man can't grow up" rule Joe Quesada's a fan of and nobody else is.

It seems that Bob is a fan of Spider Man but not of the character Peter Parker and the struggles of his life going to balance being a hero with having a family, not what a lot of other heroes have to contend with.

 

[A Random]

Bob's fantasy is bringing back Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man, ironically enough reinforcing the "Spider-Man can't grow up" rule Joe Quesada's a fan of and nobody else is.

How is Tobey Maguire going to portray a black Miles Morales?

 

[Gordon Cole]

How is Tobey Maguire going to portray a black Miles Morales?

It's going to be two Spider-Men at the same time, almost like a passing the torch thing, hence Miles getting bitten in the battle with the giant spiders.

You know, writing it out for myself just made me realize he's ripping off Logan as well, you know, that movie he never wants to see done again.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Remember how I said Bob barely tweeted yesterday? Well, he's at it again and it's not even the afternoon where I am:
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And to cap it off, not understanding that he's an asshole 24/7:
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Good, perhaps it'd be A-logging but it's a good thing people like Bob lost whatever civil war exists in his head.

Spoiler: TL;DW

• Spider-Man is a government stooge following the events of Civil War that keeps other superheroes in line
• He reveals his identity to the world, which has major repercussions
• Introduces Miles Morales
• A team of mad scientists (Alastair Smythe, Miles Warren, and Curt Conners) create giant spiders from Peter's blood
• In a big fight with those spiders, Miles gets bitten by one and Peter has to save his life
• In saving his life Peter has to fight Conners, who has turned into the Lizard, and dies from his wounds
• Miles Morales is now Spider-Man in the two subsequent sequels where he fights Lizard, Miles Warren (who becomes the Jackal), and a clone of Peter that goes by Ben Reiley.

Government stooge? He's like 15 years old right now. Not even the militarized Ultimate universe didn't force or allow him to join the army because he's a kid and in regular Marvel during Civil War's status quo, they sent kids to school instead of making them soldiers. What's Bob's angle since he already said he hated the changes Homecoming did which all came from Miles? All that's missing is having both parents and being half-black. Having Ben Reilly be a villain will probably piss people off if anything. The end product is so far removed from Spider-Man that it's not even funny.

...who the fuck wants the Clone Saga?

Spoiler

The villain is also Ben Reilly like in Bob's idea. He's ripping off the third Clone Saga no one asked for from a tiny bit back.

 

[Lensherr]

Good, perhaps it'd be A-logging but it's a good thing people like Bob lost whatever civil war exists in his head.

Government stooge? He's like 15 years old right now. Not even the militarized Ultimate universe didn't force or allow him to join the army because he's a kid and in regular Marvel during Civil War's status quo, they sent kids to school instead of making them soldiers. What's Bob's angle since he already said he hated the changes Homecoming did which all came from Miles? All that's missing is having both parents and being half-black. Having Ben Reilly be a villain will probably piss people off if anything. The end product is so far removed from Spider-Man that it's not even funny.

Spoiler

The villain is also Ben Reilly like in Bob's idea. He's ripping off the third Clone Saga no one asked for from a tiny bit back.

Sorry if I didn't clarify this well enough for you, but Bob's idea is to bring Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man into the MCU, going through the same motions in Civil War as Tom Holland's. Then his solo movie idea is a send off for that version of the character where he battles a team of evil scientists (who I forgot to mention are bankrolled by Vincent D'Onofrio's Kingpin) in addition to a passing of the torch to Miles Morales. It's really overstuffed; in fact I'd go as far as to say it's even more so than Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob hates Chapo Trap House because they're funnier, more popular and have a point they're dang, dirty white men.

As for that suck-up, way to talk coherentlt:

"Bob, you're obsessed with the Raimi Sipder-Man movies to the point where you can't let go."
"YOU'RE ANGRY, YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE THE ARGUMENT!"
Glad to know Bob's at the point where he can't discern emotions anymore:

It'll never get old:

Fine, let's say it's a "threat". What the fuck is he gonna do about it? Sue this randy? Call the FBI? Shaming him isn't working because Bob couldn't be in any less of a position to grandstand:

Remember that episode of 30 Rock where Liz goes to her high school reunion, and it turns out she wasn't a lonely nerd but the angry bully everyone hated?

Just thought I'd bring that up:

Also, by that logic, he's inciting harassment against a nonbinary queer person. #woke:

wow, sick comeback, dude. You sure have the emotional maturity of someone who's 36:

 

[RockVolnutt]

People need to keep bringing up Spider-Man to Bob. It seems to be his blarms and clearly shows how he doesn't care for the Superior Future when it's impacting his "property".