Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

You can tell he hasn't watched South Park in forever.

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Oh wow, Bob's making assumptions about something he openly flaunts knowing nothing about that falls apart under the mildest amount of scrutiny. I see we're repeating the Mass Effect 3 shitshow.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm not sure about that he's not really in with the sjw cliqes and lot of actual left wingers hate him because of what he actually believes and he's ultimatly not really one of us either. Combined with his creepy fascist ramblings and niche interests and their are better people to go for if you want bombastic pop-culture culture critics

Bob alienated basically every side of the aisle and as he no longer really has much of a platform, he's slowly dipping into a decaying orbit. He'll probably never get to the David Gallant zone, but you can count on him winding up amidst his fellow outcasts in due time. He's liked by basically no one, as indicated by the comparatively tiny number of likes on his shitposts, though he's infinitely ahead of the does-nothing-but-bitch crowd. Just 2 years ago, his likes would have been four figures.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob, you're not Black, Gary Anthony Williams does a lot of VO work and I don't know why you're obsessed with Undercover Brother beyond wanting to score brownie points (heh):

I like the casual brush-off of the areas you need to appeal to in order to see your ideas through:

Bob alienated basically every side of the aisle and as he no longer really has much of a platform, he's slowly dipping into a decaying orbit. He'll probably never get to the David Gallant zone, but you can count on him winding up amidst his fellow outcasts in due time. He's liked by basically no one, as indicated by the comparatively tiny number of likes on his shitposts, though he's infinitely ahead of the does-nothing-but-bitch crowd. Just 2 years ago, his likes would have been four figures.

Let's say Bob's an actor. He slowly worked his way into regular roles on TV/DTV movies (Screwattack/The Escapist) and now he's kind of at a "Dinner theater" stage in his career (Geek.com/his independent reviews). Now I'm mostly wondering what's gonna get them to dump him. Open death threats?

 

[Jaimas]

Bob, you're not Black, Gary Anthony Williams does a lot of VO work and I don't know why you're obsessed with Undercover Brother beyond wanting to score brownie points (heh):
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I like the casual brush-off of the areas you need to appeal to in order to see your ideas through:
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Let's say Bob's an actor. He slowly worked worked his way into regular roles on TV/DTV movies (Screwattack/The Escapist) and now he's kind of at a "Dinner theater" stage in his career (Geek.com/his independent reviews). Now I'm mostly wondering what's gonna get them to dump him. Open death threats?

When the Autism reaches a fever pitch and he fucks up with the force of a nuclear device.

This is Chipman we're talking about, so it is not a matter of if he does something like this, and completely a matter of when.

 

[Positron]

There isn't much of a paying job market for a babbling psycho who does nothing but whine about goobergrape and Adolf Drumpfler REEEEEEE.

Ahem. Everyday Feminism.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Ahem. Everyday Feminism.

They're dying.

 

[TheImportantFart]

They're dying.

Thank fuck.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob, you're not Black, Gary Anthony Williams does a lot of VO work and I don't know why you're obsessed with Undercover Brother beyond wanting to score brownie points (heh):

An unemployed white guy is bemoaning the movie roles of a black man

At least Gary Anthony Williams looked like he was having fun as Bebop. Also, "new"? That movie came out in 2014, Bob.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I like the casual brush-off of the areas you need to appeal to in order to see your ideas through:
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You know, I finally remembered what all of Bob's "NY and CA are so much more intellectually superior to the dumb masses of America" sperging reminds me of.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Y'know, let's apply this to Bob. I have friends and family that want to spend time with me, I exercise every day, I'm in perfect health, I enjoy movies and vidya made for more mature audiences, but don't make them the cornerstones of my life, I'm open to different opinions on topics where disagreement arises, I don't wish voter disenfranchisement on people who vote differently than me, I don't freak out on Twitter every day and, most importantly, I don't have a thread on Kiwi Farms that's 550+ pages strong.

I'd have to imagine living as Bob is a living hell.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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Y'know, let's apply this to Bob. I have friends and family that want to spend time with me, I exercise every day, I'm in perfect health, I enjoy movies and vidya made for more mature audiences, but don't make them the cornerstones of my life, I'm open to different opinions on topics where disagreement arises, I don't wish voter disenfranchisement on people who vote differently than me, I don't freak out on Twitter every day and, most importantly, I don't have a thread on Kiwi Farms that's 550+ pages strong.

I also suspect that you digest some forms of media which arnt also suitable for small children and have feet.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

Well... That was a horrible experience.
The speedup bullshit spewing I could deal with. (That's Shitman in a nutshell)
But when he cuts to himself making faces of pure autism...

Spoiler: I have no mouth and I must puke

The last one made me lose the will to live. I'll go become an hero now.

 

[MG 192]

CNN is catching fire for doxing and threatening to reveal a 15 years old LGBT teen over a Trump GIF.

It's only a matter of time before Moviebob shills for CNN through what will be rather pathetic mental gymnastic.

 

[Kyria the Great]

CNN is catching fire for doxing and threatening to reveal a 15 years old LGBT teen over a Trump GIF.

It's only a matter of time before Moviebob shills for CNN through what will be rather pathetic mental gymnastic.

Well given what he did with GooberGrape gals and minorities, I would certainly believe it. Bob is unbelievably tribalistic and is one who will believe anything that the mainstream news says. If he says something going to defend CNN we can only hope that the pushback will be massive.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

CNN is catching fire for doxing and threatening to reveal a 15 years old LGBT teen over a Trump GIF.

It's only a matter of time before Moviebob shills for CNN through what will be rather pathetic mental gymnastic.

NO BAD TACTICS, JUST BAD TARGETS.

 

[Kyria the Great]

NO BAD TACTICS, JUST BAD TARGETS.

you know since Bob is selling T shirts, we should request him to make those since that is his most famous quote of them all

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Bob, you're not Black, Gary Anthony Williams does a lot of VO work and I don't know why you're obsessed with Undercover Brother beyond wanting to score brownie points (heh):
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I like the casual brush-off of the areas you need to appeal to in order to see your ideas through:
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Let's say Bob's an actor. He slowly worked his way into regular roles on TV/DTV movies (Screwattack/The Escapist) and now he's kind of at a "Dinner theater" stage in his career (Geek.com/his independent reviews). Now I'm mostly wondering what's gonna get them to dump him. Open death threats?

Does Bob understand that food, oil, and minerals don't come from cities?

Rural areas supply urban areas, not the other way round. It makes sense why he wants the moon wheat now, because it would move farmers as far away as possible.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Does Bob understand that food, oil, and minerals don't come from cities?

Rural areas supply urban areas, not the other way round. It makes sense why he wants the moon wheat now, because it would move farmers as far away as possible.

Yeah in fact the smart and art strata of cities cannot exist without the food, gas, water and other raw goods that come from the countryside. Bob is also ignorant that in the first signs of a recession or depression, art is the first thing to get the boot and the term starving artist tends to take on the literal meaning.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah in fact the smart and art strata of cities cannot exist without the food, gas, water and other raw goods that come from the countryside. Bob is also ignorant that in the first signs of a recession or depression, art is the first thing to get the boot and the term starving artist tends to take on the literal meaning.

Sometimes. People still like being entertained, but not by an obese blowhard dressed as Mario living in a basement.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sometimes. People still like being entertained, but not by an obese blowhard dressed as Mario living in a basement.

Come now. We on this thread find him highly entertaining. Just not in the way he'd have hoped.