Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The Blob tries way too hard with his jokes. The idea that the Predator from the first movie is a backwoods bumpkin unlike the rest of his race would be funny as a one off. The idea that the Predator from the first movie is an overcompensating tryhard trophy hunter would also be funny as a one off. Mashing the two jokes together and then going off on a twitter tangent where the jokes just become excuses to bash whole classes of people you don't like saps either of the original potentially funny jokes of their humor.

The same way with the Megatron thing. The idea of Megatron asking a supercomputer what puny Earthlings both worship and fear only to find out that the answer is a gun is a pretty good joke. But then he goes too far and, again, saps the potentially funny joke of its humor by underlining the political subtext. (THEY KEEP THEM IN THEIR HOMES! SECOND AMENDMENT! GAAAHHH!!)

Sometimes less is more, Blob.
His run down "joke" kinda loses what very little power it has when you watch the later movies and realize that all of the predators are badass intergalactic hunters that love nothing more than the rush of hunting and killing powerful creatures to test their skills and that they actually have a relatively noble code of honor that actually makes them kind of admirable in a way. Really because of his lack of knowledge of anything other than 80's cartoons and Nintendo games he's unintentionally complimented the people he hates with a passion for no real logical reason by comparing them to a race of awesome intergalactic blood knights.
 
I could say the same to you, Bob.
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Temper, temper. You won't win an election with that attitude.
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And now he went from attacking voters to attacking Creationists with no transition. Does his brain have diabetes?

Cause as we all know, it's okay when Bob goes off on typo-riddled, crackpot theories.
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Weren't the majority of white college grads Trump voters? I don't know how this guy gets this idea of an innumerable sea of rednecks when it's just your standard issue conservative guys voting for Trump. He's going to have a heart attack with all this inchoate anger over this.
 
Ebert was correct and had a perfectly valid reason for it. In art it is the emotion and agency of the artist that is being conveyed to the static observer. The observer has no input into the piece beyond their own observations of it. Whereas video games are all about the players agency. They flip the relationship. It is no longer the creative "artist" conveying their experience and emotions to the observer. But rather the observer is now the one in the drivers seat determining their own experiences. Video games are not art. They mat include elements of art. They may provide a framework by which art may happen. But the core experience is very very different from art. Not everything that brings emotion is art. A Personal Journey is not art. You can hike the Appalachian trails or Continental Divide and experience the greatest beauty in the world. Have your soul altered and inspired and emotions wrung out. But it isn't art. Video Games are like those journey's. They tell the users stories, the users journeys, not the artists. They simply provide a framework by which the user can have those journeys. Someone like Bob takes offense at this because he feels it excludes him from the cool kids club. "It must be art, because cool kids are artists. I am a cool kid therefore I art". Needless to say at this point, Bob is a shallow idiot.
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Be careful what you wish for Porky.
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Bob standing up: :story:
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Randy: "I think you posting multi-tweet screeds is hurting your image."
Bob: "Don't tell me what to do you subhuman!"
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Well, my screenplay about a crimefighting dog who loves Disco gives me the perfect authority to talk about movies.
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at least Pooh can still see his feet.

Because when Pooh got so fat from eating honey that he couldn't get out the exit, they just left him in there until he lost enough weight to fit through. They didn't let him turn into a gargantuan, disgusting blob like Chimpman.
 
Be careful what you wish for Porky.
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Bob standing up: :story:
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Randy: "I think you posting multi-tweet screeds is hurting your image."
Bob: "Don't tell me what to do you subhuman!"
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Well, my screenplay about a crimefighting dog who loves Disco gives me the perfect authority to talk about movies.
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His "dumbest thing he could think of" is a ripoff of two comics characters: Great White, a Batman villain who had his ears and nose frozen off, and filed his teeth to razor points, who happened to be a white collar criminal and therefore canonically worse than the Joker because the Joker didn't steal anyone's pension; and Skinhead, a truly obscure Spider-Man baddie who was a Nazi skinhead who got splashed with some chemicals that turned him into a flesh-eating blob. With a swastika tattoo.

As ashamed as I am to know that, it does raise the question: has Bob ever had an original thought in his life?
 
Be careful what you wish for Porky.
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Bob standing up: :story:
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Randy: "I think you posting multi-tweet screeds is hurting your image."
Bob: "Don't tell me what to do you subhuman!"
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Well, my screenplay about a crimefighting dog who loves Disco gives me the perfect authority to talk about movies.
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There's already a Batman Villain callled Great White who's like crooked banker or something that got locked in a freezer and lost his nose and ears to frostbite and had his skin color changed to chalky white. He's a pretty lame bad guy, but he's still infinitely better than anything Matey Potatey could ever come up with.
 
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The idea of someone like Bob actually making good on those claims...I just can't see it. Maybe it's because Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who will ardently defend something unless he ends up being put up against a wall, then he'd just run away. For example, Bob's latching onto SJW talking points reeks of self-preservation, at least to him as a content creator, but I'm just preaching to the choir here.
 
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The idea of someone like Bob actually making good on those claims...I just can't see it. Maybe it's because Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who will ardently defend something unless he ends up being put up against a wall, then he'd just run away. For example, Bob's latching onto SJW talking points reeks of self-preservation, at least to him as a content creator, but I'm just preaching to the choir here.
I don't think it's self-preservation, he seems to like SJW talking points because it gives him a morally justified excuse to throw his weight around and take out his anger on people. The idea that it can be turned around to go after his precious Mario and MCU seems almost alien to him. That's why he thinks most of it is false flags when it's demanding things he likes to be changed.
 
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Can you imagine what would happen if Bob ran for office? "Vote for me or else you're all fucking idiots!"
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The idea of someone like Bob actually making good on those claims...I just can't see it. Maybe it's because Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who will ardently defend something unless he ends up being put up against a wall, then he'd just run away. For example, Bob's latching onto SJW talking points reeks of self-preservation, at least to him as a content creator, but I'm just preaching to the choir here.

Bob is simply an idiot brute when it comes to his political leanings. Bob will attach himself to any ideology that allows him to hate who probably bullied him in high school (ie working class whites and probably some country kids) and cause them the most amounts of grief and suffering. Fortunately, he is a coward so once the true winds of change blow, he will stay under his basement rock till the tides of time change again.
 
Bob is simply an idiot brute when it comes to his political leanings. Bob will attach himself to any ideology that allows him to hate who probably bullied him in high school (ie working class whites and probably some country kids) and cause them the most amounts of grief and suffering. Fortunately, he is a coward so once the true winds of change blow, he will stay under his basement rock till the tides of time change again.

I don't think Bob was ever truly bullied beyond the occasional ribbing we all get in high school. Most likely he just had trouble making friends because of his shitty attitude.

Bob strikes me as the kid who was just kind of an arrogant asshole but thought he was endearing for it.
 
I don't think Bob was ever truly bullied beyond the occasional ribbing we all get in high school. Most likely he just had trouble making friends because of his shitty attitude.

Bob strikes me as the kid who was just kind of an arrogant asshole but thought he was endearing for it.

Among all the Lolcows on this wonderful site we have, Bob strikes me as one of the more unapproachable ones simply for his combative nature. Even though Dobson will get into petty Twitter fights with someone he would disagree with, I bet you could still possibly have a conversation with him without feeling a sense of malice or spite you would get from Bob.
 
Nah, Bob probably had exposure to bullying, but it might be possible that he experienced it by proxy - witnessed someone actually lower in the food chain get humiliated worse than he did.

Of course, the victim had his sympathies, but he also seems unlikely to have tried to befriend them. Maybe it was also too much exposure to nerd movies and thinking that he was lucky to avoid the worst of reality.
 
Among all the Lolcows on this wonderful site we have, Bob strikes me as one of the more unapproachable ones simply for his combative nature. Even though Dobson will get into petty Twitter fights with someone he would disagree with, I bet you could still possibly have a conversation with him without feeling a sense of malice or spite you would get from Bob.

LordKat said Bob IRL is actually a pretty abrasive and confrontational person. He won't meekly run to a corner if you call him out on shit. He will rise to your bait.
 
LordKat said Bob IRL is actually a pretty abrasive and confrontational person. He won't meekly run to a corner if you call him out on shit. He will rise to your bait.

Well in his masterwork Brick By Brick, he talks about having anger issues growing up and he didn't get any therapy to help it so he hasn't properly worked out how to vent his aggression. This makes me wonder if Bob were in better physical shape if he would be partaking in the goon-squad tactics of ANTIFA?
 
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