Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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SHOCKINGLY, Bob's using a tactic that would get him laughed out of any real debate.
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It was an assistant editor (read that as "Intern") who's been in the news for 3 days now because someone posted "I'd bang her tbh" to one of her selfies and the company is using it as a scapegoat about how "fans should take a hardline against harassment if they want interesting stories!" because fans have been grilling them on being creatively bankrupt. You'd think Bob would be extremely against middle aged talentless white men like Tom Brevoort using young women as shields but nope.

Companies should crack down even more on social media. I'd go as far as saying they shouldn't connect them to their employer at all unless they really want to lose that job. Maybe that's extreme though. I don't use social media but I can't imagine that being too much to ask. If I was an employer who had to deal with an employee starting a twitter slapfight, I'd personally throw them out the door.
 
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You think Bob is just a failed clone of Somecallmejohnny or something? They have the same fucking mannerisms and voice on top of looking like each other and everything, but I think Bob might be a bit fatter and less self-aware.
 
You think Bob is just a failed clone of Somecallmejohnny or something? They have the same fucking mannerisms and voice on top of looking like each other and everything, but I think Bob might be a bit fatter and less self-aware.
Johnny's also a hell of a lot nicer to people he disagrees with. Watch almost any video of a popular thing Johnny dislikes and he always says to not let his opinion ruin your enjoyment of the game. Bob on the other hand acts like a vindictive prick and insults the people who enjoy something he hates.
 
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Bob's talking about President Mark Zuckerberg:
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And also the latest from SJW Mario that implicitly calls out Bob. That he ended up retweeting:
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I still want President The Rock.

What?

Who's afraid of post-industrial technology? FFS, literally everyone has a smartphone and some sort of social media account.

Bob pulled that straight out of his ass.
"Something something dumb white garbage people something something superior future something something blue-collar filth".
 
I still want President The Rock.


"Something something dumb white garbage people something something superior future something something blue-collar filth".
How much of an indicator of socieatal trends is Bob? Are American liberals actually adopting this mindset on a larger scale?
 
Zuckerberg will replace all bloggers with bots. Facebook already allows freebooting of every single video on the internet as it is. MovieBlob is an unwittingly expendable blowhard.
If Bob gets pushed out by a charming, down-to-earth reviewbot with the voice of an angel, future me's gonna pee his pants.
 
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Bob talks about his brand of Progressivism, and refers to Conservatives as fascist. I also wouldn't be surprised if his family all voted for Trump and are lying to him so he doesn't have a tard rage stroke.
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If he's talking Sprite instead of water, then Bob's all for it.
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And also, Bob talks about The Jewish Menace.
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I like how he talks semi-reasonably (or as reasonably as MovieBlob can manage to be), only to torpedo all his pretensions to rationality by describing everyone on the other side as "fascists." Adorable.
 
Bob's talking about President Mark Zuckerberg:
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This is crazy stupid even by Lardass's extremely low standards. This guy calls himself a movie critic and he thinks the takeaway from The Social Network was that Mark Zuckerberg is a sociopathic villain? How autistic do you have to be to fail to get a movie this hard?

This was such a bizarre take that for a minute or so I was sure he had to be talking about Lex Luthor instead.

I would also flat out fucking guarantee more people know Zuckerberg as the head of Facebook than have ever seen The Social Network, by at least an order of magnitude.
 
This is crazy stupid even by Lardass's extremely low standards. This guy calls himself a movie critic and he thinks the takeaway from The Social Network was that Mark Zuckerberg is a sociopathic villain? How autistic do you have to be to fail to get a movie this hard?

This was such a bizarre take that for a minute or so I was sure he had to be talking about Lex Luthor instead.

I would also flat out fucking guarantee more people know Zuckerberg as the head of Facebook than have ever seen The Social Network, by at least an order of magnitude.
I think he's trying to imply that the filthy commoners are so dumb that they'd think Zuckerberg is Lex Luthor because they were played by the same actor in unrelated movies. Remember he thinks the dumb hicks voted for Trump because he's "That there man from the TV". He might think America is so dumb that they won't vote for him because "he" tried to kill Superman.
 
New article from Bob:

Spielberg’s Ready Player One Needs To Be Better Than The Book

http://screenrant.com/ready-player-one-movie-book-better/

The debut trailer for Steven Spielberg’smovie adaptation of Ernest Cline’s cult novel Ready Player One got the kind of major rollout at SDCC one generally expects from a big-budget sci-fi/action film about near-future youths navigating a virtual reality word comprised primarily of 1980s nerd-culture references. Attendees gave a general thumbs-up to “money shots” like a guns-blazing battle between (among other things) Freddy Krueger, Duke Nukem and the ostriches from Joust, and a battle-race featuring Back to The Future’s DeLorean, Stephen King’s Christine and the motorcycle from Akira.

But among the general public, members of the broader entertainment press, people who haven’t read (or heard of) Cline’s book and generally those outside the demographic niches typically associated with Comic-Con attendance, the reaction has been decidedly more mixed. Many don’t seem to know what to make of it, while social media was immediately inundated with parodyists satirizing the “tornado of references” visuals, making unfavorable comparisons to The Big Bang Theory (the network sitcom, not the actual theory), and holding up Cline’s title card referring to a “Holy Grail of Pop-Culture” for ridicule. “Bazinga-ass s***” and “What would happen if Teefury re-made Tron” were among the more colorful put-downs tossed its way (it must be said, of course, that many fans of the book and/or the various things being referenced had the opposite reaction.)

Perhaps more substantively, it served as an occasion for many who’d been critical of the original book but (in some cases) had felt “shouted down” by the ultra-zealous following it had immediately attracted to re-air their grievances freshly. If you track news (or attendant social-media feeds) associated with gaming or “film geek” culture, semi-out-of-context snippets of Cline’s reference-heavy dialogue and what some have criticized as his flat (“and then, and then, and then”) prose-style are now a common sight. These were typically followed by aghast reactions from those previously unaware of the book wondering aloud why Spielberg is bothering with such material – and, eventually, a smattering of defenses from fans.

Whether you’re a fan or not, it’s pretty easy to see why Ready Player Oneisn’t for everyone. Its target audience has always felt somewhat narrow – it’s aimed all-but exclusively at fans who’d identify with the main character, Wade Watts (a geek-culture-memorizing video game master who worships the movies, comics and genre-TV of the late-20th Century), and who’d immediately recognize the “coolness” inherent plot details like virtual-reality combatants conjuring Ultraman and Mechagodzilla to do their fighting… and also have it explained to them anyway.

But it’s also not hard to see why something as seemingly innocuous as “Willy Wonka meets The Running Manin a Think Geek store” engenders such equally passionate unease. The now culturally-dominant collection of genres and media collectively referred to as “geek culture” has found itself at a generational crossroads, with divisions both real and imagined between different stripes of fandom over issues of representation, appropriation and the like. In that context, Cline’s hyper-literalized young male nerd empowerment fantasy has been criticized (even by some fans) for what some see as an unwillingness to regard female supporting characters beyond barometers of Wade Watts’ hero’s-journey… or to be critical of its protagonist, period.

In a more direct sense, though, the question hanging over Ready Player One in strict terms of functionality as a narrative film is whether or not it can effectively become “more” than a running streak of familiar references – which it’s going to need to be in order to appeal to a global audience beyond the initial readership of Cline’s book. And the answer to that all but certainly lies with Steven Spielberg himself.

When it comes to adaptations, Spielberg is himself no stranger to challenging adaptations – or to elevating the material therein. He made his name as one of the early kings of the emergent “Summer blockbuster” field in the 70s by transforming Peter Benchley’s killer shark potboiler Jaws(a bestseller at the time but not generally considered to be top-tier literature) into a lean, thoughtful, character-driven horror masterpiece. He performed similar magic on Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park, infusing a narrative some had criticized as a dinosaur-themed revisiting of the author’s previous hits (mostly Westworld) with a sense of awe and wonder that made it one of the biggest box-office hits of all time. Even if you think those who judged Ready Player One to be an intellectually shallow work were being overly harsh, it’s hard to argue that Spielberg isn’t a good bet to find even greater depths in its ideas.

More substantively, however, the director of E.T. and Raiders of The Lost Ark could conceivably provide the answer to the more widespread critique of the book’s own lack of a critical eye – or, at the very least, a generational counterpoint to the euphoric conception of 80s pop-ephemera nostalgia built into Cline’s vision. Once vanguard and now an elder-statesman of the Baby Boomer “film school generation” of pop-filmmakers, Spielberg is both himself a child of the first generation of modern Americans to practice “extended adolescence” through commodified nostalgia, and one of the chief architects of passing that trend off to Generation X in spectacularly-elevated fashion. In other words, he knows firsthand both what it is to “be” Player One at 20, but also to look back on it from 70. The Atari-age callbacks that an author Cline’s age can’t help but view as mystical treasured icons are, to Spielberg, very real, tactile things; in some cases, he even participated in the making of them.

Given that, he may be the ideal person to (through adaptation) bring a sense of scope and perspective to this material – if he chooses to. The 80s were indeed an era packed with classic geek ephemera, but part of the reason for that came from a political climate (the explosion in toy/game/movie-based children’s entertainment happened because the Reagan Administration did away with rules preventing kids TV shows from being outright commercials for things) that not everyone remembers with nearly as rosy a view. By that same token, even many folks who grew up loving the same deluge of quirky scifi/fantasy-themed consumer products as Cline grew up to instead see them not as cherished artifacts, but as remnants of conspicuous consumption.


There’s nuance to be found in such contradictions, in examining either the dark side of memorializing an era strictly through a pop-culture lens, or the insight that can come from confronting the reality of such memorials. That may not be the only path to transforming Ready Player Oneinto a transcendentally great film, but it’s one of them – and if there are indeed others, Steven Spielberg is likely the filmmaker to find them.
 
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For fuck's sake, Bob, are we allowed to just enjoy things anymore? Does EVERYTHING need to piss on the past and lovingly fellate the SUPERIAH FYOOCHA to be good in your eyes?

I just want to fucking have a good time, is that so much to ask?
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Old retweet of his. He can't see beyond politics.

Also seeing this again makes me notice this tweet is even dumber than I used to think for saying "Everything is already political" and " not a game detached from real life". That implies such a game is possible but it can't be because everything's "already political".
 
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New article from Bob:

"...There’s nuance to be found in such contradictions, in examining either the dark side of memorializing an era strictly through a pop-culture lens, or the insight that can come from confronting the reality of such memorials."
Said the man who wrote a book on how a platformer from the 80s was the greatest game of all time and compared a preview of said game in 90 minute commercial to 9/11.
 
New article from Bob:

Spielberg’s Ready Player One Needs To Be Better Than The Book

http://screenrant.com/ready-player-one-movie-book-better/

I'm sorry, I can't get past his improper use of quotation marks, his incorrect use of the word "comprise," and his need to hyphenate everything.

Let me try again.

Oh, it's just more drivel written with a sneer on his lips and a thesaurus in another window. Yawn.
 
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Attendees gave a general thumbs-up to “money shots” like a guns-blazing battle between (among other things) Freddy Krueger, Duke Nukem and the ostriches from Joust, and a battle-race featuring Back to The Future’s DeLorean, Stephen King’s Christine and the motorcycle from Akira.
Jesus Christ, can he use a phrase that doesn't give me an 80s porn baron vibe whenever I look at him?
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Many don’t seem to know what to make of it, while social media was immediately inundated with parodyists satirizing the “tornado of references” visuals, making unfavorable comparisons to The Big Bang Theory (the network sitcom, not the actual theory)
Does Bob think his audience is so stupid that they can't tell the difference?
 
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