Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It was a cheap ripoff of concepts Philip K. Dick did better.

Also it was made by a couple of fucking trannies. Fuck trannies!

Well they weren't trannies by the time of the matrix so you can't hold that outside force against the film, still Bob strangely in his review brings up that the Matrix movies were like pro-transgender or some theory like that which a theory like that is even more farfetched than the Star Wars prequel Ring Theory.
 
Well they weren't trannies by the time of the matrix so you can't hold that outside force against the film, still Bob strangely in his review brings up that the Matrix movies were like pro-transgender or some theory like that which a theory like that is even more farfetched than the Star Wars prequel Ring Theory.

Does he mention Dark City? The Alex Proyas film that ... ahem ... influenced The Matrix, right down to being filmed on some of the same sets? Or am I being :optimistic: in wondering if he's even seen it?
 
Here is someone that Bob would likely retweet and agree with (minus several things from the second tweet) :heart-empty:
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Stuart Wrongenberg.


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It was a cheap ripoff of concepts Philip K. Dick did better.

Also it was made by a couple of fucking trannies. Fuck trannies!

It's also really similar to old-school EST training in terms of its philosophy but the nature of EST makes it almost impossible to convey in film form to people who don't already understand it.

Weirdly though I feel like he'd hate Blade Runner because it's too "techphobic" or something.
 
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It's also really similar to old-school EST training in terms of its philosophy but the nature of EST makes it almost impossible to convey in film form to people who don't already understand it.

Weirdly though I feel like he'd hate Blade Runner because it's too "techphobic" or something.
He hates things for dumber reasons. IIRC, he doesn't like The X-Files and thinks that it's aged poorly due to the fact that the show is centered around conspiracy theorists being in the right. Ironic, I know.
 
Well they weren't trannies by the time of the matrix so you can't hold that outside force against the film, still Bob strangely in his review brings up that the Matrix movies were like pro-transgender or some theory like that which a theory like that is even more farfetched than the Star Wars prequel Ring Theory.

IIRC there was supposedly an earlier version of the script where one of the crew member on Morpheus' ship would be one gender in real life but another gender in the Matrix.

It was probably the one they labeled "Switch" because the writers were subtle like that.

EDIT: Confirmed.
 
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Not liking the X Files because reality doesn't conform to it in some way is probably one of the dumbest reasons possible for dislike.Instead of more logical reasons like a meandering myth arc,unresolved subplots or anything like that the fact that in the real world things are different is almost funny.I think a few too many people have difficulty in understanding the difference between fiction and reality.
 
I get the feeling he's leaving out the phrase: "in my basement between Me and my Mario statue".
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And instead of tweeting some photos, or just shutting his phone off and having a good time, he's retweeting and virtue signaling.
 
I get the feeling he's leaving out the phrase: "in my basement between Me and my Mario statue".
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And instead of tweeting some photos, or just shutting his phone off and having a good time, he's retweeting and virtue signaling.

Sexy Times Hitler, I'm appalled. You didn't put two and two together.

This is the "thing" he's doing instead of giving a lift to the crazy sex magick redhead lady.

Solid choices, Bob. Solid choices.
 
Sexy Times Hitler, I'm appalled. You didn't put two and two together.

This is the "thing" he's doing instead of giving a lift to the crazy sex magick redhead lady.

Solid choices, Bob. Solid choices.
If it's between a dumb gimmick wedding and the girl who stands a non-zero chance of stabbing me during sex, I'd take the wedding.

But then, that's because I'm not desperate, rather than Bob who probably skipped out because she's not Princess Peach.
 
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Not liking the X Files because reality doesn't conform to it in some way is probably one of the dumbest reasons possible for dislike.

It is a grown man who obsesses over video games.

He is a fucking idiot.

Instead of more logical reasons like a meandering myth arc,unresolved subplots or anything like that the fact that in the real world things are different is almost funny.I think a few too many people have difficulty in understanding the difference between fiction and reality.

This is pretty :autism:.
 
I get the feeling he's leaving out the phrase: "in my basement between Me and my Mario statue".
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And instead of tweeting some photos, or just shutting his phone off and having a good time, he's retweeting and virtue signaling.

He should be happy someone invited he sorry ass. I hope he at least came as Oliver Humperdink.
 
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If it's between a dumb gimmick wedding and the girl who stands a non-zero chance of stabbing me during sex, I'd take the wedding.

But then, that's because I'm not desperate, rather than Bob who probably skipped out because she's not Princess Peach.

Crazy sex magick redheads only come along so often, you know.
 
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