Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He has all the attitudes and contempt for common people that Lex Luthor has. He's just a lot fatter and dumber and unlike Lex, his opinion of his own intelligence is completely unfounded.
Lex also wants to give people jobs even if it's to get off on people praising him and making a chunk of the population dependent on his company so he's harder to "take off the map" without complications. Bob can't supervillain right.
 
If you have to specify that what you said is a rhetorical question, then it fails as one:
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Bob, "you fucking idiots" didn't take off as a meme to anyone except Tony Goldmark. Stop trying to make it happen.
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Look at how respectful he is towards women with different political views than him. Such a true feminist.
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He has all the attitudes and contempt for common people that Lex Luthor has. He's just a lot fatter and dumber and unlike Lex, his opinion of his own intelligence is completely unfounded.

Lex planned on literally sinking half of California so he's got the moral high ground on Bob as well.
 
Lex also wants to give people jobs even if it's to get off on people praising him and making a chunk of the population dependent on his company so he's harder to "take off the map" without complications. Bob can't supervillain right.

Well, that was Jesse Eisenberg as Lex, wasn't it? One of the sillier Lexes involved him being furious that when Supes saved his life in a chemical fire he started himself, Supes blew off all his hair and made him bald. And he just wanted revenge on the entire world for that. Even though he looked kind of cool bald.
 
Well, that was Jesse Eisenberg as Lex, wasn't it? One of the sillier Lexes involved him being furious that when Supes saved his life in a chemical fire he started himself, Supes blew off all his hair and made him bald. And he just wanted revenge on the entire world for that. Even though he looked kind of cool bald.
I was more thinking of (modern takes on) comic Lex or the one in the 90s cartoon. Those ones play up the untouchable corrupt businessman/politician angle with "mad scientist" being secondary to that. Bob finding one of those sillier versions to be his ideal "hero" would be funnier though.

He might relate to the one who stole forty cakes.
 
Thing you have to understand about Bob (this was true even then) is that he LITERALLY (in the dictionary way, not Biden way) gets his worldview from movies/TV - full stop. (Like when The Mist was one of his favorite films and he thought it one of the most accurate portrayals of religion.) Once you realize this you can decode his rants.

For example, every time you see backwoods or rural folks in movies, do you ever see them actually working? Nah it's always artists who are producing anything in film/tv (gee, I wonder if the writers have a bias) - ergo it's only artists that produce - therefore since only artists are in New York & California, only NY & CA produce anything in the country.

Or think about the "elite." How often is "the only sane, super-brilliant scientist" used as a trope in film/tv? Wouldn't you call him "elite"? And isn't that elite scientist always being held back by obviously dumber fellows?

When he talks about "reality" just replace it with "in my favorite film/show" and it makes sense. Or try a game of guessing which movie/show matches best whatever rant he is on about. He doesn't make coherent points, he makes pop culture references.



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By this retweet, I guess Bob didn't like RLM's shitting on Fembusters.
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It might have some more clout if they themselves had actually gone to see the movie, also if the film hadnt bombed and even critics admitted it was mediocre at best. AlthoughSocial justice megatron is a such an unfunny bore so I can see why he likes it.
 
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