Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I like how MovieBob thinks that because he's been an ACLU for like, what, three months he can boss them around and tell them what they should and shouldn't do.
Kind of like how he'll occasionally state "I'm The President's boss, he works for me!" whenever he complains about Trump, Bob's view on the ACLU is "I donated to them, so they must agree with me 100%!" A.K.A. not how activist orgs work whatsoever.
 
So, does Bob have ANY redeeming qualities at all (other than being a constant source of lols)?
Well he helped out his brother a couple of times with some stuff around the house, indicating they're close in some capacity. Does that count? Because I'm thinking as hard as I can and that's the only thing I can come up with.
 
"I'M RIGHT! I WILL BE RIGHT! I KNOW THE BUSINESS! LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Hate to admit it with Bob but that's just dumb enough for him to be right this time.
 
Hate to admit it with Bob but that's just dumb enough for him to be right this time.
it's not too much of a mental leap to come to this conclusion. it'd be like him saying that DC's gonna try for a cinematic universe after the success that Marvel keeps getting
there's not even much proof that a streaming service will ultimate last. take, for example, Netflix. it's already $20B in debt and with all these new Netflix-original-series they keep producing, it doesn't look like it's going to stop there
 
it's not too much of a mental leap to come to this conclusion. it'd be like him saying that DC's gonna try for a cinematic universe after the success that Marvel keeps getting
there's not even much proof that a streaming service will ultimate last. take, for example, Netflix. it's already $20B in debt and with all these new Netflix-original-series they keep producing, it doesn't look like it's going to stop there
And if we're being fair with Disney here, would you really want to be associated with a sinking ship deep in debt? I mean it's nice that Netflix is producing their own content, but sometimes enough is enough.

Thing is though, Bob knows nothing about how business even works. Something he's proven time and again inbetween his Trump and Marvel/DC sperging.
 
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He also put out content regularly. His content is awful, but still.

Yeah this is something I can actually acknowledge Bob for. Most "content creator" lolcows are complete scam artists who do nothing. Bob actually does keep a regular update schedule and honors his Patreon donations. All his videos and text reviews are complete shit but he is doing what he says he'll do.
 
So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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And also, The Nice Guys is a movie that doesn't exist in Bob's head whatsoever.
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Bob's still drinking the kool-aid about Fembusters and judging Plinkett's video without watching.
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Bob's idea of a Libertarian is still as wrong as anything else.
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And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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And also, The Nice Guys is a movie that doesn't exist in Bob's head whatsoever.
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Bob's still drinking the kool-aid about Fembusters and judging Plinkett's video without watching.
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Bob's idea of a Libertarian is still as wrong as anything else.
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And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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The most infuriating convo to me was the one where Bob completely ignores that #Resist guy's excellent points about how racism doesn't mean anything anymore and that they're actively pushing away potential voters by abusing its meaning and applying it to people who don't really deserve it. The guy straight up says Bob's part of the problem and all Bob does is reply, "No no no, they ARE racists don't you see?" He doesn't even acknowledge the guy's point that the media has smeared everyone they don't like as being "racist," even Bob's own beloved Hilary.
 
The most infuriating convo to me was the one where Bob completely ignores that #Resist guy's excellent points about how racism doesn't mean anything anymore and that they're actively pushing away potential voters by abusing its meaning and applying it to people who don't really deserve it. The guy straight up says Bob's part of the problem and all Bob does is reply, "No no no, they ARE racists don't you see?" He doesn't even acknowledge the guy's point that the media has smeared everyone they don't like as being "racist," even Bob's own beloved Hilary.

What he considers "racist" is fucking horseshit, too (of course). Being in favor of a strong border is a national security and economic position, not a racial one. Black Lives Matter is so extreme and inflexible that opposing them is no more racist than opposing the Black Panthers was back in the day. But then, Bob has already demonstrated he's an anti-cop cocksucker whose neck looks like a pack of hot dogs, so who's surprised?
 
Yeah this is something I can actually acknowledge Bob for. Most "content creator" lolcows are complete scam artists who do nothing. Bob actually does keep a regular update schedule and honors his Patreon donations. All his videos and text reviews are complete shit but he is doing what he says he'll do.

Yeah say what you will about Bob, which we can say quite abit, but at least he does give actual content on a regular basis that someone can watch or read.

So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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And also, The Nice Guys is a movie that doesn't exist in Bob's head whatsoever.
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Bob's still drinking the kool-aid about Fembusters and judging Plinkett's video without watching.
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Bob's idea of a Libertarian is still as wrong as anything else.
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And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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I do love when those ignorant of political ideologies tells us how certain political ideologies work. I am going to powerlevel here, but as a Libertarian and the not the crazy Randroid or An-Cap spectrum, Bob can go suck a donkey's dick. It is people like Bob whose dangerous levels of trust in government, especially one party is part of the reason why I hold my mindset. If we were to use Bob's same mindset to blanket judge one philosophy, then we could saw all liberals are whiny, narrow minded, hold thoughts of racism of low expectations, lazy, hateful of ideas other than one's one, and just straight up resentful. Of course, this would apply to Bob perfectly though.
 
And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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I'm not really a conservative but I haven't put much thought into whatever label would fit me. I just think saying minorities "owe" some party support is wrong and people like Bob are poisoning the well that makes society ("Everything is political"). I'd go as far as saying political parties are cancerous for making people think like these are sport teams.

What he considers "racist" is fucking horseshit, too (of course). Being in favor of a strong border is a national security and economic position, not a racial one. Black Lives Matter is so extreme and inflexible that opposing them is no more racist than opposing the Black Panthers was back in the day. But then, Bob has already demonstrated he's an anti-cop cocksucker whose neck looks like a pack of hot dogs, so who's surprised?
Imagine being an authoritarian who hates cops.
 
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