Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

He'll probably shit his pants had he met a real hardcore conservative, shit I don't think I've met one.
:powerlevel: My grandfather left my grandma in the kitchen to take care of seven children while he wasted the family money on expensive suits and elegant shit, and my great grandpa would kick my ass if he knew I know how to cook or clean a house, and even then they were pretty liberal lenient.

That's not even close to what a Political Conservative is, and as a matter of philosophy they don't care if you know how to cook, but view it as a good element of self reliance and a marketable job skill. If you want to see what real Conservative Political Philosophy is the best most accessible starting place is the vast writings of Dr. Thomas Sowell. Walter Williams and Victor Davis Hanson are two other good options for modern views. I'm willing to bet your Granfather would not have been reading Thomas Sowell.

 

[Flexo]

I think you're referring to Anakin dreaming of Padme dying in childbirth. Though I guess it is implied his mother was tortured by the Tusken Raiders.

In movie 2 (attack of the clones) Anakin finds his mother bruised and tied up by the muslims I mean sand people I mean Tusken Raiders. Afterwards is when he pulls out his lightsaber and goes all gitmo I mean dark side on their asses. We're never TOLD what the Raiders did to her but the gang rape is kind of implied. (then again, they're aliens so gang rape may have also been impossible but that's getting into :autism

 

[Absolutego]

He broke around the time of gamergate and Social Justice getting big on the internet if I have the story right. Not to say that's the origin point but it's where things went down hill since that's the point he got fired for being unable to shut up about politics.

The best year to mark Bob's descent into political lolcowdom was 2012. That's when he started the brief-yet-utterly-retarded "American Bob" show, that's when he started spouting off typical social justice talking points on Twitter, and that's when he started to turn on his original audience. Two major incidents in spring 2012 contributed to that - first was his exceptionally hot take on the Mass Effect 3 ending backlash (in which he castigated gamers for disliking the ending despite never playing the games himself), and the second was his rush to Anita Sarkeesian's defense during the initial Tropes vs. Women in Gaming kickstarter "controversy". It didn't help that his motivations for defending Anita were called into question by his transparent thirstposting on twitter and the fawning interview with her he wrote for the Escapist.

2014 was just when things reached critical mass and he abandoned any pretense of not hating most of his target audience.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The best year to mark Bob's descent into political lolcowdom was 2012. That's when he started the brief-yet-utterly-exceptional "American Bob" show, that's when he started spouting off typical social justice talking points on Twitter, and that's when he started to turn on his original audience. Two major incidents in spring 2012 contributed to that - first was his exceptionally hot take on the Mass Effect 3 ending backlash (in which he castigated gamers for disliking the ending despite never playing the games himself), and the second was his rush to Anita Sarkeesian's defense during the initial Tropes vs. Women in Gaming kickstarter "controversy". It didn't help that his motivations for defending Anita were called into question by his transparent thirstposting on twitter and the fawning interview with her he wrote for the Escapist.

2014 was just when things reached critical mass and he abandoned any pretense of not hating most of his target audience.

It's always 2012, isn't it? It's as universal an answer as :autism:

 

[A Random]

The Mayan apocalypse was simply the harbinger of the autism apocalypse.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

So, does Bob have ANY redeeming qualities at all (other than being a constant source of lols)?

He put in the ac when the family was at a funeral. He felt it was important enough to put in his book.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He put in the ac when the family was at a funeral. He felt it was important enough to put in his book.

Speaking of funerals:

 

[Positron]

So his grandma listened to Fox News?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Speaking of funerals:
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Well that has to be perhaps one of the most disgusting retweets I have even seen. The only reason that one would have proper reason to refuse is if they were an absolute deadbeat abuser, never even tried to be a parent, or did something really terrible to you are someone you loved as a child or adult.

 

[thismanlies]

Speaking of funerals:
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This is possibly the most retarded thing he's ever retweeted.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Speaking of funerals:
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Bob's got some really disgusting views on family and relationships, doesn't he? Anyone remember that video where he says marriage is bad, but he clearly thinks it's just like a cliche 1950s sitcom? I'm shocked he apparently has a positive relationship with his brother.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's got some really disgusting views on family and relationships, doesn't he? Anyone remember that video where he says marriage is bad, but he clearly thinks it's just like a cliche 1950s sitcom? I'm shocked he apparently has a positive relationship with his brother.

I personally like to believe that Bob's entire family are closet Republicans who don't have the hearts to break it to him.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I personally like to believe that Bob's entire family are closet Republicans who don't have the hearts to break it to him.

More like they just don't wanna engage him at all because he'll just insult and belittle them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Glad to know that even though he doesn't believe in countries with borders, he's not above ethnic humor.

I finished watching Season 2 of Fargo recently, and one of the characters eventually starts confusing movies they see on TV for how the world works. Just thought I'd bring that up.

Bullshit, you'll never find a woman to begin with, Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bullshit, you'll never find a woman to begin with, Bob.
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I don't get it, is this trying to talk about a failing relationship because their wife's a nazi? Doesn't sound progressive.

 

[The Colonel]

What was the point of the asterisk if he had more than enough space left?

 

[Clay Claymore]

What was the point of the asterisk if he had more than enough space left?

Spoiler: I think you know what the answer is:

:autism:

 

[His Dewliness]

So the Chinese like a bit of the ol' wrastlin' and only watch movies set in Africa if they involve a predominantly Chinese cast and don't portray Africans sympathetically?
B-b-but I thought the Chinese were the super progressive and cultured POCs who would lead us into the Superiah Futuah.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So the Chinese like a bit of the ol' wrastlin' and only watch movies set in Africa if they involve a predominantly Chinese cast and don't portray Africans sympathetically?
B-b-but I thought the Chinese were the super progressive and cultured POCs who would lead us into the Superiah Futuah.

Non-whites are interchangeable. Chinese people in Africa only means Africa adopted multiculturalism much better than backwards America....I think.

 

[His Dewliness]

Non-whites are interchangeable. Chinese people in Africa only means Africa adopted multiculturalism much better than backwards America....I think.

That sounds about right to me, after all as non-whites the Chinese are incapable of being anything but kindly and gentle to the African countries they're strip-mining for resources.

I'm now imagining that Bob is one of those people who think white people were invented by that Ancient Egyptian guy with a massive head.