Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

It would be a nice "living room piece" as a conversation starter for all the company he has

He may not have conseravtions with company in his room but I can see him talking to the companies in his room.

 

[Bungleboy]

You know, Bob would probably be in a much healthier place if he got out more, had hobbies other than twitter spergin'...

 

[cypocryphy]

You know, Bob would probably be in a much healthier place if he got out more, had hobbies other than twitter spergin'...

But that way he can't try to impress POC "allies" he'll never meet by constantly sperging about Trump.

 

[His Dewliness]

All Bob has to do to improve his life is stop using twitter. Even if he replaced his twitter time with something completely immaterial like watching dumb shit online or staring out the window he'd probably have a more enjoyable day if only because he'd get less Mad Online.

 

[Bungleboy]

All Bob has to do to improve his life is stop using twitter. Even if he replaced his twitter time with something completely immaterial like watching dumb shit online or staring out the window he'd probably have a more enjoyable day if only because he'd get less Mad Online.

I do believe I've seen a study that showed that being constantly angry is massively detrimental to mental and physical health.

Looking at Bob, his arteries must look like several pounds of cottage cheese stuffed into rubber tubing, so his twitter rage is going to cut his life shorter than his love affair with Krispy Kreme already has

 

[Kyria the Great]

All Bob has to do to improve his life is stop using twitter. Even if he replaced his twitter time with something completely immaterial like watching dumb shit online or staring out the window he'd probably have a more enjoyable day if only because he'd get less Mad Online.

Well perhaps Bob will reach a breaking point and perhaps reconsider his faith without being a dick, go to a nice church where he will feel truly apart of something, and find a lady that was passed over previously and live a truly fulfilling life?

 

[Gordon Cole]

He has a new Really That Good video where in the beginning, he rambles about of all fucking things, the Fearless Girl statue.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Someone hire Bob an editor. An almost fifty minute long video on the Transformers movie? Why?

 

[Kyria the Great]

He has a new Really That Good video where in the beginning, he rambles about of all fucking things, the Fearless Girl statue.

WOW. That is all I have to say the literal mental gymnastics I just witnessed from Bob to justify a profound deepness from a Transformers movie. A movie about a show that was meant to sell toys to mostly boys. Leave it to Bob to love some cynical, corporate art and how he dare put Lynard Skynard in the same category as Fearless Girl.

(Also fuck you Sexy, the Bob videos are now showing up in my suggested categories)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Well perhaps Bob will reach a breaking point and perhaps reconsider his faith without being a dick, go to a nice church where he will feel truly apart of something, and find a lady that was passed over previously and live a truly fulfilling life?

Honestly if he doesn't stay this way until death, there's a better chance of him becoming a rabid anti-SJW and make some nonsense up about "I was right at the time and I am right now" to explain the shift. I'm questioning his ability to form his own opinions.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I love how Bob gets dressed for his videos. Like, that HAS to be when he considers himself at his best dressed: suit jacket over the novelty t shirt stretched out over his half deflated hot air balloon body and "cool guy sunglasses" to talk for an hour about a children's toy commercial from thirty years ago.

And then he looks at it and thinks "Now that there is a truly evolved, superior human being."

Spoiler

 

[Mola Ram]

(Also fuck you Sexy, the Bob videos are now showing up in my suggested categories)

This is why I won't watch his videos. Also, I'm far too hungover this morning to subject myself to that voice. Can I get a TL;DW on the Fearless Girl stuff?

 

[A Random]

(Also fuck you Sexy, the Bob videos are now showing up in my suggested categories)

Watch it on a private window or something.

 

[cypocryphy]

I love how Bob gets dressed for his videos. Like, that HAS to be when he considers himself at his best dressed: suit jacket over the novelty t shirt stretched out over his half deflated hot air balloon body and "cool guy sunglasses" to talk for an hour about a children's toy commercial from thirty years ago.

And then he looks at it and thinks "Now that there is a truly evolved, superior human being."

Spoiler

He probably thinks he's being some quirky "cool geek" type of guy.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Like your sleeping schedule isn't fucked already.

But once you get some of Bob's moob sweat on your shirt, the smell will never go away.

This is why I won't watch his videos. Also, I'm far too hungover this morning to subject myself to that voice. Can I get a TL;DW on the Fearless Girl stuff?

He goes over the history of Fearless Girl and how it was conceived by State Street Global Advisors as a cynical ploy with empty platitudes in order to appeal to feminists. He then talks about the people who ignore it's origins and love it as a statement regardless, which is basically an attempt at covering his ass for treating the Transformers movie as a work of art.

Yeah...

no.

 

[Mola Ram]

He goes over the history of Fearless Girl and how it was conceived by State Street Global Advisors as a cynical ploy with empty platitudes in order to appeal to feminists. He then talks about the people who ignore it's origins and love it as a statement regardless, which is basically an attempt at covering his ass for treating the Transformers movie as a work of art.

Nice to know. Because this is precisely what the "unevolved, garbage right winger Klannazis" were saying when the fucking thing first showed up: that it was a cynical corporate-funded piece of cultural vandalism intended to impress mushbrain SJWs like Bob.

And it worked! What a tool.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

He has a new Really That Good video where in the beginning, he rambles about of all fucking things, the Fearless Girl statue.

Dat fake accent tho...

 

[Lensherr]

Nice to know. Because this is precisely what the "unevolved, garbage right winger Klannazis" were saying when the fucking thing first showed up: that it was a cynical corporate-funded piece of cultural vandalism intended to impress mushbrain SJWs like Bob.

And it worked! What a tool.

Bob claims he's not a pawn, but like most SJWs, he'll shill for corporations if they promote his worldview even if it comes at the expense of the little guy they claim to stand for (i.e., the CNN doxxing fiasco).

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Bob claims he's not a pawn, but like most SJWs, he'll shill for corporations if they promote his worldview even if it comes at the expense of the little guy they claim to stand for (i.e., the CNN doxxing fiasco).

Most of the "woke" people who tell everyone to "wake up sheeple" and shit like that are usually just pawns of some other group/organization/belief system, and refuse to believe that they are being lied to/lead on/deceived/exploited by something that is nearly, if not exactly, identical to the group/organization/belief system.

In Chimpman's case, it's left-wing politics, Twitter, social justice, and most pitiable of all, nostalgia.

 

[AnOminous]

It's like he's fighting himself from giving any sort of compliment to South Park.

He's probably angry because on some level, he realizes he's really just Cartman if Cartman pretended to be a liberal.