Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's pretty hilarious that Movie Bob and Dobson mirror each other in many ways, and then you look at Chipman's patreon in comparison to Dobson's and Dobson just becomes that much more hilarious of a failure.
Bob at the very least puts in some effort with his content, even if it is just ranting his political opinions in the guise of a movie review show.
 
I personally love how whenever he opens his mouth about gaming, it blows up in his face:
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I think you're lazy, Bob. While my fluency in it has deteriorated a bit from a lack of use, I taught myself Japanese over the course of 2 weeks just to play Megami Tensei games with no translations. "git lyf" indeed, Mr. One-World-Government. Learning this stuff if there's no work around is not a big deal and should be something he supports if he buys into his globalization nonsense.
 
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"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Why can't Cuphead be easy and hold my hand? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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I like how he thinks gamers are gonna use a game to exclude people like it means casual people won't play it. Blob's doing nothing more than bitching about a hard game and thinking gamers are gonna make some sort of secret club out of it.
 
It's looking like he didn't have any automatic weapons at all, but instead was using bump stocks, which -- 2d Amendment absolutist though I am -- I have a hard time understanding why such things are legal. If we've agreed via the acts of 1934 and 1986 that full-auto isn't suitable for civilian hands, then I really can't fathom why simple devices which essentially turn the semi-autos into full-autos would be permitted. Of course, the fact they are simple devices might be the problem. (This is not posturing, and if any firearms experts want to explain why bump stocks are okay, I'm willing to listen.)

The real problem as far as I see it with this guy is that he had money falling out of his ass. Bob can rant about the most restrictive gun control as much as he wants, no gun control works against gobs of cash.

The problem with Blob and all the other people of his ilk who rush to scream about how we need more gun control while the bodies are still warm and before they have all the facts is that they never bother to actually go in depth with their argument.

Are we banning gun sales or gun sales AND ownership?
How on Earth would we enforce the latter - especially when it comes to the large number of individuals who would no doubt refuse to turn their weapons over willingly?
What are we going to do about the millions of illegally-owned firearms out there? Just ignore them? Or do you expect the government to sweep house-to-house?
And so on and so on.

It's not a simple black and white issue, and anyone who pretends otherwise is a fucking moron.

I personally love how whenever he opens his mouth about gaming, it blows up in his face:
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I mean it's not like we're only a a couple months removed from film producers trying to blame Rotten Tomatoes for their films doing badly or anything...
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https://qz.com/995202/movie-studios...-of-the-caribbean-which-no-one-wanted-to-see/

But yeah no you're right, Blob. There's never been any kind of massively influential film critic. Most certainly not one with the name 'Roger Ebert'. Nope.
 
He can keep you from the buffet. Especially when he never moves from it.

I'd still have the salad bar, because this lardass cocksucker would never get near that.

What are we going to do about the millions of illegally-owned firearms out there? Just ignore them? Or do you expect the government to sweep house-to-house?

A moron like Bob literally thinks we have some kind of super-state in operation where some dictator (like they think Donald Trump is) just barks out an order and then squads of super cops go door to door taking away all the guns.
 
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He's still getting shat on over Cuphead.
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(That's still not gonna take off no matter how hard you try.)
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A moron like Bob literally thinks we have some kind of super-state in operation where some dictator (like they think Donald Trump is) just barks out an order and then squads of super cops go door to door taking away all the guns.

And yet somehow completely misses that that is in fact exactly what his own Dem Senator proposes.
 
A moron like Bob literally thinks we have some kind of super-state in operation where some dictator (like they think Donald Trump is) just barks out an order and then squads of super cops go door to door taking away all the guns.

Which ironically would justify having the guns in the first place. But don't worry, never in history has a government or ruling body violated the rights or persons of its citizens.
 
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Which ironically would justify having the guns in the first place. But don't worry, never in history has a government or ruling body violated the rights or persons of its citizens.

It is reasons like this is why I am afraid of Bob Shitman types gaining any degree of political power. Also I think it is a very shitty thing to use a tragedy to immediately do some political sperging as it makes you come across as an opportunistic asshole.
 
Well can you blame them? Just look at how the government banned marijuana and now there is not a pinch of cannabis to be had anywhere in the USA. Surely that success can be replicated with guns.

Of course I'd love to see if Bob or his ilk can even name half the laws this nutso broke besides murder I.
 
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I don't even know what "a marijuana" is.

Well if Bob does become the US president we can know that the Mc Donalds will be well stocked for decades to come.
 
I don't even know what "a marijuana" is.

Well if Bob does become the US president we can know that the Mc Donalds will be well stocked for decades to come.

And the department of agriculture will be put in charge of NASA.
 
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