Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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I dunno, they might be exceptional enough to willingly be friends with him.


Your friend's daughter would fit right in.
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I'll tell her when she's older lol, she has no problems with causing problems for people and shit posting. She could easily rip into Bob when it comes to video games and his lack of knowledge of them.
 
I'm surprised he didn't have the heart to put WW on a position above 6 and already put the biography of her creator above it.

What, the feminism loosened his balls a bit?
 
Positron said:
What a dumb chode.
1) Science is not meant to be normative (pace Foucault and his postmodernist cronies). i.e. science does not dictate social norms and moralities. Even if medical advances have allowed us to craft a penis into some excuse of a vagina, it doesn't mean it is desirable to do so, nor does it mean people who choose to go under the knife are "normal".
2) We are never in charge of the "natural order". Science develops to understand natural order and serves to transform nature in accordance to its order. The notion that science is somewhat "transcendent" is a Nietzschean pipe dream; that "we" people are "transcendent" is a Sartrean (or maybe Randian) one.
3) Only hippies think gods and religion are an embodiments of natural forces. For most sane people over the world these are more embodiments of morality. Science may have superseded religion as an explanation of nature, but it is not science's job to comment on morality.

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First, try to determine yourself to be not the next logical consequence of your fatness and diabetes.
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In the same online interview with one of Bob's old friends (the one that told us about his love for Moon Wheat,) we learned that Bob was part of an atheist group that believed that the human will could literally shape reality. Also, that when you die you can use your mind to create the kind of Heaven that you want to be in.

Him believing that FPS's did 9/11 is the LEAST crazy thing that he believes in.

He basically admitted so in a tweet where he says that he won't review art movies, basically saying that they're too boring.
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Adam Plaze (Of Your Movie Sucks fame) manages to make over half of his review output reviews of "art films" and he's consistently entertaining. Makes the movies look interesting too. The only way you could get Boovie Mob to watch a subtitled film is if you crammed it full of lipstick lesbians (e.g.: "Blue is the Warmest Color.") Not very progressive of him.
 
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A Random said:
I'm surprised he didn't have the heart to put WW on a position above 6 and already put the biography of her creator above it.

What, the feminism loosened his balls a bit?
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Implying he had any to begin with.
 
No one's a bigger dope than you.
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...Gayniggers From Outer Space?
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Bungleboy said:
The only firm part of Bob's artistic sensibilities is that he is a consumer whore. His world is McDonald's, Nintendo, and MCU. If it's not primary colors and simple, easy words, he doesn't care.

He's less Jon Galt and more Frito Pendejo
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The thing is theres nothing wrong with liking those things. Personally I like the MCU just as much as I like things like Halo, Call of Duty, Doom and Tom Clancy... But lets face facts here. The Avengers films are a ton of fun, Captain America: The Winter Solider and Captain America: Civil War are some of my favorite films period...But they are still just Super Hero movies and to say that they are the premier artistic achievements of our time, like Bob does, is jut not true. Bob can like what he likes and thats fine. It's when he says things like "Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is the standout Humanist work of the 21st century" that I and many others others take issue.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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For someone who always blabbing about "diversity", MovieBob once again demonstrates his usual hypocrisy.

I'm surprised that his Top Ten Movies of 2017 list didn't have Wonder Woman already at #1, in order to curry favor with his waifus Lindsey and Anita. (I thought it was a good movie, but i'd put it somewhere in the #15-20 range)

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Blob continues to act like hardcore gamers are going around kidnapping people, then forcing them to beat Cuphead or else they're barred from playing video games for the rest of their lives.
 
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Bob's just jealous he likes to pretend he's the SMB3 master yet can't beat Bowser with his choice of outfits some 5 times.
 
Did bob happen to say anything about "American Made"? I saw it last week and thought it was really good, so i want to see what idiotic reason why blobby boy thought it was bad.
 
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