Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Bob will say he's all for free speech, but only for people he likes.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob will say he's all for free speech, but only for people he likes.
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No, Bob, this is a bad look:

Spoiler

 

[Robotron]

He's still acting like game journos are superior:
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If this was realistic, a concerned passenger would be asking the pilot with no skill if he really knows how to fly a plane, followed by the pilot replying "Don't skillshame me you fucking Gamergater!" moments before crashing.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

He's still acting like game journos are superior:
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Yeah you're right Blob, jobs that involve years of training and put dozens of people's lives in your hands are exactly the same as jobs that are essentially redundant in an age of livestreaming, Youtube and blogs. Navigating extreme weather conditions and writing about which male Pokemon characters you most want to fuck are both equally admirable feats.

 

[The Valeyard]

Here is Bob's four-star review of Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

Cringeworthy attempts at humour in the first minute.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is Bob's four-star review of Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

Cringeworthy attempts at humour in the first minute.

Oh, of course Bob would love a movie about a love triangle where there are at least two bisexual women involved. Also got to love how gaunt his face really looks now.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh, of course Bob would love a movie about a love triangle where there are at least two bisexual women involved. Also got to love how gaunt his face really looks now.

Apart from my distaste for watching Bob videos in general (lord how they fuck up my recommendations), I rrreeeealllly don't want to watch one that has me imagining Bob fumbling after his nasty bits through his tub of popcorn as he enjoys a tale of bisexuality and BDSM.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yes, I really hope this movie plays towards Bob's biases at the expense of making money too.

Says the guy who can't tell the difference between libel and slander at 36.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So are we just considering war "gun violence" now?

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes, I really hope this movie plays towards Bob's biases at the expense of making money too.
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Says the guy who can't tell the difference between libel and slander at 36.
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Re: Sarah Winchester. Yeah, Bob. That's totally the most interesting part about one of the world's most famous, bizarre, and unique pieces of architecture and alleged haunted houses. The gun control angle.

I swear to the baby Jesus, people who think this way should have the words EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL cast in letters of red hot iron and shoved up their asses one at a time.

As to Film Crit Hulk (where's his thread, anyway?) and Bob and whoever that third fellow is . . . let me just say, :powerlevel:as someone who has actually prosecuted harassment cases in a courtroom and in front of a judge and everything,:powerlevel: it's absolutely hilarious how little these film school reject douchebags understand about the law and the First Amendment issues that vex it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Re: Sarah Winchester. Yeah, Bob. That's totally the most interesting part about one of the world's most famous, bizarre, and unique pieces of architecture and alleged haunted houses. The gun control angle.

I swear to the baby Jesus, people who think this way should have the words EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL cast in letters of red hot iron and shoved up their asses one at a time.

As to Film Crit Hulk (where's his thread, anyway?) and Bob and whoever that third fellow is . . . let me just say, :powerlevel:as someone who has actually prosecuted harassment cases in a courtroom and in front of a judge and everything,:powerlevel: it's absolutely hilarious how little these film school reject douchebags understand about the law and the First Amendment issues that vex it.

I got you, famalam:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-gordon-symonds-mike-symonds-filmcrithulk.29935/

 

[Mola Ram]

I got you, famalam:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-gordon-symonds-mike-symonds-filmcrithulk.29935/

Awesome. But nothing since August? One page? Is he not so much a lolcow as "someone Mola Ram gets butthurt over?"

 

[Foltest]

Awesome. But nothing since August? One page? Is he not so much a lolcow as "someone Mola Ram gets butthurt over?"

he is pretty boring. he was more fun when he wrote in ALLL CAPS ALL THE TIME.it was an eyesore but it made him stand out.

 

[iafiv]

I wonder what would Bob do if he was forced to live for a week without any access to electrical equipment?How long until he would start having delusions of Mario being in the same room with him?Would it be like that scene in Trainspotting with the guy in his room experiencing heroin withdrawal?

 

[Mola Ram]

he is pretty boring. he was more fun when he wrote in ALLL CAPS ALL THE TIME.it was an eyesore but it made him stand out.

Hah. That was one of the main reasons I found him detestable. The allcaps shtick was tiresome within his first few articles. I find it delicious that without that shtick, he's just another pompous online cinematic ass.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You're right, Bob. Bernie ruined Hillary's coronation by being a more likable and less shady candidate.

 

[Lensherr]

He's still acting like game journos are superior:
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"Cuphead is being used by gamers as an exclusionary gatekeeping tool."

"Game journos are the gatekeepers of gaming by divine providence, so know your place peasant."

I love how he tries to be above being called a Marvel fanboy every time, and no one buys it.
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Leave it to Bob to make a self-admitted Marvel fanboy like myself want to defend fucking Justice League.

 

[Flexo]

Apart from my distaste for watching Bob videos in general (lord how they fuck up my recommendations)

Tell me about it. I just had a Steve Shives video in my feed.

8 showers later and I still don't feel clean.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I wonder what would Bob do if he was forced to live for a week without any access to electrical equipment?How long until he would start having delusions of Mario being in the same room with him?Would it be like that scene in Trainspotting with the guy in his room experiencing heroin withdrawal?

If you mean nothing electronic at all, it might fuck him over depending on what he uses to check his insulin. He might eat himself to death.

 

[MG 192]

I’m starting to understand why people hate the idea of video games becoming “art”. Because it apparently means games can’t have any sort of difficulty and must all be walking simulators with invincibility.

Games can be art and still be challenging. Bob just can't accept that they can be in the same game.

The somewhat surprising part is that Moviebob of all people is reeing about video game difficulties. You would think that growing up with Mario, Mega Man, and Zelda that he couldn't care less about how difficult Cuphead is. But of course people like him who bitch about "hard" games like Cuphead (which by the way, allows for saves) just have to gain that extra oppression point.