Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I'm surprised he did the twitter boycott....there was "POCs" screeching about how that was "white feminism" and their voices need to be heard and blah blah blah. You'd think Bob would signal harder for the non-whites.

Bobby is white feminism of the Anita Earring School; pee o'seas only ever entered the picture when his white Overladies allow so.

 

[AnOminous]

A page or two :late: but...Nothing demonstrates Bobs seething hatred of the "Common Man" more than that Cuphead Twitter "Thread" where he shared that stupid cartoon about the passengers wanting to fly the plane instead of the pilots. Bob is so enamored with the "Elite", this idea of a Chosen Few lording over the rest of us, that even in something as prosaic as Video Game critique he honest to God believes we should defer to the opinions of Kotaku or Polygon over those of User Reviews or independent Youtube critics.

This is especially idiotic when pilots are actually known for being able to fly planes, and games journalists, if they flew planes like they play games, would be unlikely to last two minutes before crashing directly into the ground.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's baaaaaaaack...

Here's he is reaching for reasons not to like The New Mutants, cause liking any superhero other than Mahval is haram in his eyes. Seriously, who's that nitpicky to where they hate on color correction?

"Why can't you blatantly restrict people I don't like Jack? Reeeeeeeeeeeee!"

25,000 words for a movie you hate. Jesus Christ, this video's gonna be pure, uncut autism.

"You can hate more than one useless piece of shit at a time."
-Our motto.

 

[Mola Ram]

He's baaaaaaaack...

Here's he is reaching for reasons not to like The New Mutants, cause liking any superhero other than Mahval is haram in his eyes. Seriously, who's that nitpicky to where they hate on color correction?
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"Why can't you blatantly restrict people I don't like Jack? Reeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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25,000 words for a movie you hate. Jesus Christ, this video's gonna be pure, uncut autism.
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"You can have more than one useless piece of shit at a time."
-Bob's motto.
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Bob, the acid pleasure of hating useless pieces of shit is exactly why you have a nearly 750 page thread on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Has he ever had a take on 1984? I have a compelling need to feel the urge to both laugh like a loon and break something fragile.

Does his "perfect future" count?

 

[Clay Claymore]

25,000 words...for Batman v Superman...a movie most people don’t care about anymore...

Why?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

All conservatives and Republicans are just as bad as people who look the other way when their colleagues sexually assault the wimmins. You know, just like Devin Faraci's colleagues.

 

[Foltest]

25k words for an movie he hates. If he would write that all in 12.p in times new roman and with 1,5 space between the lines, it would be around 60 damn pages long.

 

[Water-T]

Guy hurts black woman's fee-fees by calling her a gorilla and gets perma-banned: *crickets*

Woman doxes someone and gets a short time out: *autistic screeching*

This is the problem with extreme lefties like Bob - Weinstein got away with his shit for years because protecting women from a sexual predator wasn't as important as not letting the right have a "win". It's the same reason they don't call out the opportunistic troons behind Trans Lifeline, con artists like Zoe Quinn, or Muslims that commit acts of terrorism....because sweeping the left's shit under the rug instead of throwing it out is soooo much better than letting Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson gloat and bloviate for a few days.

 

[The Nothingness]

Did he ever have a Twitter sperging about The Gifted since it takes place in the X-Men movie universe and could compete with Inhumans?

 

[TowinKarz]

Remember what happened when you spent all of 2016 saying that anyone addressing any issue not vetted as important by the MSM was "dog whistling" their obvious racism?

Obviously not, because you're still doing it.....

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is content watching nothing but capeshit and nostalgia cash-grab reboots until his inevitable heart attack.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is content watching nothing but capeshit and nostalgia cash-grab reboots until his inevitable heart attack.

You know there's some kind of vile fetish porn in there, though the notion of trying to discern what it is (though I'd lay good money some of those cheapshit flicks where the ladies are all dressed in crappy superhero costumes are among them) fills me with a Kierkegaardian fear and trembling.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You know there's some kind of vile fetish porn in there, though the notion of trying to discern what it is (though I'd lay good money some of those cheapshit flicks where the ladies are all dressed in crappy superhero costumes are among them) fills me with a Kierkegaardian fear and trembling.

And Mola Ram wins the "made me Google something new" award for this week. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Søren_Kierkegaard

To be honest, I do feel a slight sense of existential dread whenever I look at this thread. Bob's proof of a million monkeys and a million typewriters-if there's only a handful of people with his ideas, eventually, one of them will end up as the leader of a country somewhere and I only hope it's some African shithole and not anyone with nukes.

 

[Mola Ram]

And Mola Ram wins the "made me Google something new" award for this week. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Søren_Kierkegaard

To be honest, I do feel a slight sense of existential dread whenever I look at this thread. Bob's proof of a million monkeys and a million typewriters-if there's only a handful of people with his ideas, eventually, one of them will end up as the leader of a country somewhere and I only hope it's some African shithole and not anyone with nukes.

In all honesty I ripped that line off from an old Harlan Ellison essay. However, he was describing what he felt regarding the approach of the even-then mindless summer blockbuster season, so it still related to Bob. Marginally.

 

[Gordon Cole]

25,000 words...for Batman v Superman...a movie most people don’t care about anymore...

Why?

Spoiler: You

Spoiler: And

Spoiler: Everyone

Spoiler: Here

Spoiler: Know

Spoiler: The

Spoiler: Answer

:autism:

 

[Lensherr]

He's baaaaaaaack...

Here's he is reaching for reasons not to like The New Mutants, cause liking any superhero other than Mahval is haram in his eyes. Seriously, who's that nitpicky to where they hate on color correction?
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"Why can't you blatantly restrict people I don't like Jack? Reeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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25,000 words for a movie you hate. Jesus Christ, this video's gonna be pure, uncut autism.
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"You can hate more than one useless piece of shit at a time."
-Our motto.
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MovieBob is such a piece of shit that he cares more about people he doesn't like rightfully calling people he does out on their hypocrisy than helping Weinstein's victims. Like c'mon dude, life is not one giant Manichaean struggle against a nebulously defined opposition that acts as an excuse to sweep your own failings under the rug. Same goes for banning "Nazis" from Twitter: he's practically asking Jack for one himself.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

In all honesty I ripped that line off from an old Harlan Ellison essay. However, he was describing what he felt regarding the approach of the even-then mindless summer blockbuster season, so it still related to Bob. Marginally.

And it fits even better because we are about to hit what RLM calls "Fuck you it's January!"

 

[Mola Ram]

Spoiler: You

Spoiler: And

Spoiler: Everyone

Spoiler: Here

Spoiler: Know

Spoiler: The

Spoiler: Answer

:autism:

This inspires me. Can we get a Kiwi skilled in photoshop (or better yet, woodcarving!) to make us a nesting doll of lolcows? It could go Bob, Tony Goldmark, Dobson, Angry Joe ... then, I dunno ... well Brianna Wu has to be in the center because she's a living skeleton. But I'm open to suggestion.

Like c'mon dude, life is not one giant Manichaean struggle

Apparently you've missed the last 747 pages.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Bob is content watching nothing but capeshit and nostalgia cash-grab reboots until his inevitable heart attack.

I'd say we give it to him.