Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm no Marvel hater, quite the opposite in fact, but I sincerely hope Justice League outperforms and ends up being considered a better movie than Thor Ragnarok. Just to see Bob shit bricks and suffer a fantard rage aneurysm.

The guy has found shitty things to say about The Dark Knight based mostly on "dudebro" idiocy that is largely nonexistent beyond the bony reaches of his big fat thumb-head. Justice League could be the highest grossing movie of all time, win a wheelbarrow of Oscars, and raise Roger Ebert from the grave and he'd still sniff "overrated."
 
The fact that he's egotistical enough to think that one of his dumbfuck movie reviews actually merits a trailer isn't surprising. (Hey, if it's good enough for Plinkett, it's good enough for Bob.) The fact that he couldn't edit down a trailer for an hour long video to under eleven minutes displays an incompetence that is absolutely breathtaking.

Do these worthless fuckers think they're actually even remotely as important as people who actually make movies that anyone in the world wants to watch some fat thumb-head fuck ramble on for over 10 minutes about their opinion? And then this is actually just his TRAILER for his actual review?

Who does worthless little fascist piece of shit think he is living in a basement?

The worthlessness of this subhuman just overwhelms my ability to think about it rationally.

It's time for machetes, where we just go after these fuckers. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say that. Yet.
 
I'm no Marvel hater, quite the opposite in fact, but I sincerely hope Justice League outperforms and ends up being considered a better movie than Thor Ragnarok. Just to see Bob shit bricks and suffer a fantard rage aneurysm.
I always saw the Thor movies as the weaker entries in the MCU but I'm sure Bob has found a way to spin their flaws by just saying, "it's Marvel!"
 
Do these worthless fuckers think they're actually even remotely as important as people who actually make movies that anyone in the world wants to watch some fat thumb-head fuck ramble on for over 10 minutes about their opinion? And then this is actually just his TRAILER for his actual review?

Who does worthless little fascist piece of shit think he is living in a basement?

The worthlessness of this subhuman just overwhelms my ability to think about it rationally.

It's time for machetes, where we just go after these fuckers. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say that. Yet.
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Yes, he does. It makes him part of his Elite master race.

I always saw the Thor movies as the weaker entries in the MCU but I'm sure Bob has found a way to spin their flaws by just saying, "it's Marvel!"
The Thor movies totally are the worst of the MCU and also have the least resemblance to the source material. This might sound like "blarms" but I'm never going to understand why they went in the weird direction of SciFi/RomCom. Justifying rewriting the cast as aliens by bringing up Clarke's Third Law is dumb because that's not even what it means and shows a misunderstanding of Jack Kirby's ideas. If they went with something closer to the comics they could've improved that point about the Avengers discovering the world is bigger than they thought instead of reducing the mystical side of Marvel to "just more aliens!!!". So much potential wasted unless Ragnarok breaks the trend.
 
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Yes, he does. It makes him part of his Elite master race.
Too bad for Bob critics like him are less pilots and more of that fat cunt who takes two seats and never shuts the fuck up. If anything the pilot would be the actual director of the movie. Also too bad for Bob you don't have to be a director/pilot to know when one is doing a shitty job.
 
Too bad for Bob critics like him less pilots and more of that fat cunt who takes two seats and never shuts the fuck up. If anything the pilot would be the actual director of the movie. Also too bad for Bob you don't have to be a director/pilot to know when one is doing a shitty job.

The cartoon is fundamentally flawed right at its concept, because it demands we assume that the people the artist is talking about -- political experts, pundits, bien pensant thinkers, etc. -- actually require anything commensurate to the hundreds if not thousands of hours of technical training and expertise required to fly even a simple aircraft, to say nothing of a jetliner. Plus, it assumes any of those effete classes have anything on their shoulders resembling the responsibility a pilot takes on every time he flies a planeload of people (or even flies an empty plane, considering how much damage it could do in the event of a collision or crash). It's barely a meaningful argument for politicians and pundits, who I suppose need communications or poli sci degrees (yes I know how generous I'm being here). To assume it applies to cultural critics at all, and especially to asshole blowhards like Bob who barely have a community college degree, is absurd to the point it makes me want to puke.

EDIT: The more I think about it, the more Bob's obnoxious reliance on this cartoon rankles. In this example, Bob is part of the Great Unwashed who think they should be flying the plane. He has no advanced degrees. He has no credentials. He has no credits in the film industry. He has no meaningful experience whatsoever in his chosen field, except for dozens of amateur (and amateurish) YouTube videos and a bunch of equally amateurish essays on internet sites of various levels of quality. Yet he sees himself as a true cultural titan. As Dean Lerner said, the most significant artist since Orson Welles, and I'm not just talking about his weight. Blech.
 
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You know with that shitty cartoon, the funny part is that even with basic high school understanding of English and story structure that one could be a competent film critic at least at the story level. In fact, watch enough of the more competent film critics or read what they have to say and you can learn how to do it yourself. The only argument I could see that cartoon going to apply in the review circuits is when it is about the effects in the film and various audio related parts, but that is being extremely generous.

The sad part is that I and almost all of the other Kiwis on this site tend better understand the movies that Blob reviews than he does as he tends to have this bizarre overlook or underlook of details.
 
Too bad for Bob critics like him are less pilots and more of that fat cunt who takes two seats and never shuts the fuck up. If anything the pilot would be the actual director of the movie. Also too bad for Bob you don't have to be a director/pilot to know when one is doing a shitty job.

I imagine a political cartoon in response to Bob's airplane cartoon.

Caption: If other reviewers acted like Games Journalists.

Barista (To Paramedic): ...and after accusing me of being a fat shaming white supremacist because we offer skim miilk in addition to other dairy creamers, he tried to drink his cup of steaming hot coffee through his nose.
 
The cartoon is fundamentally flawed right at its concept, because it demands we assume that the people the artist is talking about -- political experts, pundits, bien pensant thinkers, etc. -- actually require anything commensurate to the hundreds if not thousands of hours of technical training and expertise required to fly even a simple aircraft, to say nothing of a jetliner. Plus, it assumes any of those effete classes have anything on their shoulders resembling the responsibility a pilot takes on every time he flies a planeload of people (or even flies an empty plane, considering how much damage it could do in the event of a collision or crash). It's barely a meaningful argument for politicians and pundits, who I suppose need communications or poli sci degrees (yes I know how generous I'm being here). To assume it applies to cultural critics at all, and especially to asshole blowhards like Bob who barely have a community college degree, is absurd to the point it makes me want to puke.

EDIT: The more I think about it, the more Bob's obnoxious reliance on this cartoon rankles. In this example, Bob is part of the Great Unwashed who think they should be flying the plane. He has no advanced degrees. He has no credentials. He has no credits in the film industry. He has no meaningful experience whatsoever in his chosen field, except for dozens of amateur (and amateurish) YouTube videos and a bunch of equally amateurish essays on internet sites of various levels of quality. Yet he sees himself as a true cultural titan. As Dean Lerner said, the most significant artist since Orson Welles, and I'm not just talking about his weight. Blech.

The truly most despicable thing that's ever happened to entertainment are hack reviewers thinking they're geniuses trying to pick at positions of power they have neither the experience, technique, or appreciation for. People like MovieBob truly get under my skin because they bastardize one of the very special things about entertainment in that it's capable of being enjoyed and interpreted by anyone.

I don't think you necessarily need to be trained in the art of making of film or a video game in order to give an incredibly accurate and detailed description of it's quality. The problem is that you lack the perspective, and it's something you should acknowledge in order to show that your ability to review a game or film is simply on the audience level. You won't know anything about what went into the script, editing, or what have you without the studying or training, and pretending like you do is just insulting.

This is why MovieBob in particular is aggravating. His script/ideas/reboots/pitches are horrifically terrible and they only go to show just how shallow his understanding of film and games really is. He has an idea of how to make something sound more mature or better written without any of the subtle nuances that elevate the medium into a work of art.

His Megaman film pitch or whatever the fuck that piece of shit was genuinely offended me with just out absolutely off-base and awful it was. And it was something he legitimately thought was some higher elevated form of story-telling for those games!

Insulting. Just. A disgrace.
 
Talking about lack of self-awareness. Here we have an 11 minutes preview of Bob's ONE HOUR autistic Batman vs Superman video. For some reason he decided was a good idea talk about his dead parent*sigh*

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Since I don’t have the mental fortitude to withstand an auditory assault by this man’s Bahstin accent, could I get a TL;DW?
I'm no Marvel hater, quite the opposite in fact, but I sincerely hope Justice League outperforms and ends up being considered a better movie than Thor Ragnarok. Just to see Bob shit bricks and suffer a fantard rage aneurysm.
If it does end up getting good reviews by the majority of critics, he’ll probably give it a very begrudging good review that amounts to “this is a good movie, but I don’t want to like it.”
The cartoon is fundamentally flawed right at its concept, because it demands we assume that the people the artist is talking about -- political experts, pundits, bien pensant thinkers, etc. -- actually require anything commensurate to the hundreds if not thousands of hours of technical training and expertise required to fly even a simple aircraft, to say nothing of a jetliner. Plus, it assumes any of those effete classes have anything on their shoulders resembling the responsibility a pilot takes on every time he flies a planeload of people (or even flies an empty plane, considering how much damage it could do in the event of a collision or crash). It's barely a meaningful argument for politicians and pundits, who I suppose need communications or poli sci degrees (yes I know how generous I'm being here). To assume it applies to cultural critics at all, and especially to asshole blowhards like Bob who barely have a community college degree, is absurd to the point it makes me want to puke.

EDIT: The more I think about it, the more Bob's obnoxious reliance on this cartoon rankles. In this example, Bob is part of the Great Unwashed who think they should be flying the plane. He has no advanced degrees. He has no credentials. He has no credits in the film industry. He has no meaningful experience whatsoever in his chosen field, except for dozens of amateur (and amateurish) YouTube videos and a bunch of equally amateurish essays on internet sites of various levels of quality. Yet he sees himself as a true cultural titan. As Dean Lerner said, the most significant artist since Orson Welles, and I'm not just talking about his weight. Blech.
To reference A Song of Ice and Fire, he’s what you get when you put the morality of Tywin Lannister into the form of a common peasant. In other words, a temporarily embarrassed dictator.
 
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I don't think you necessarily need to be trained in the art of making of film or a video game in order to give an incredibly accurate and detailed description of it's quality. The problem is that you lack the perspective, and it's something you should acknowledge in order to show that your ability to review a game or film is simply on the audience level. You won't know anything about what went into the script, editing, or what have you without the studying or training, and pretending like you do is just insulting.

A critic is supposed to act as a liaison between the audience and the artists. On one hand a critic acts as an audience advocate, pointing out aspects that might not go down well. On the other hand he has to speak on behalf of the artists, understand their choice, their rationale and their limitations, and why absolute audience satisfaction is not realistic. Bobby does not understand the film and gaming industries, or even the basics of story-telling -- that part is beyond question, but more fatal is the fact that he does not understand the audience. He thinks he himself, an overaged manchild with bizarre preoccupation of genders and totalitarianism, is the sole target audience of popcorn capeshit. This kind of review is not going to find a wide audience and I'm genuinely surprised he has so many Patreon sponsors.

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Says the man who thinks Hollywood popcorn represents the "higher cause" of social justice and that Activision caused 9/11. This fat fuck has no consistency in thoughts.

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You go to a biker bar and tell the people there they're an overgrown Burger King Kids Club, and that they should care for "actual politics" instead of chrome jobs.

Gamers may be autistic as fuck but they don't see themselves as political. It is the anti-gamers who insist that children entertainment must be inherently political and "intersectional".
 
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Ole Bobby is as deep as a rain puddle and about as smart.

He's shitting all over the very people who he's supposed to make his living from just to earn the "respect" of a bunch of shitty progressives who'd be the first to throw him to the dogs once they've finished with him.
 
Bob bassically disasociates himself from gaming/nerd culture cognitively despite his massive consumption (insert fat joke here) of it and little else because he doesnt really like how it's evolved and how it isnt a reflection of him, he's not wrong that you really shouldnt be that reliant on it to it but as always with Bob it's a self serving rationalization of his emotions rather than meaninful critique, with some doublethink to ignore the contradictions.
He's like a junky bitching at a guy having a beer at the bar on friday night.
 
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Critics are not pilots of culture. Full stop.

Does that make us - the critics of a critic - gods?

Plus, it assumes any of those effete classes have anything on their shoulders resembling the responsibility a pilot takes on every time he flies a planeload of people (or even flies an empty plane, considering how much damage it could do in the event of a collision or crash).

Another important difference? If pilots fail, they get fired. Who's been fired as a bad politician or pundit? There's been more than a few articles since Trump got elected pointing out that all those who screwed up their predictions on the elections still seem to have jobs...

Oh wait - I just realized that makes Bobby getting fired even funnier.

His Megaman film pitch or whatever the fuck that piece of shit was genuinely offended me with just out absolutely off-base and awful it was. And it was something he legitimately thought was some higher elevated form of story-telling for those games!

Did you critique it in a moviebob fashion? Or (even better) a RLM style? That would be delicious.

These tweets sum up Moviebob on many different levels.

I need a cigarette after reading that. (big fan of the deus ex)

Bob bassically disasociates himself from gaming/nerd culture cognitively despite his massive consumption (insert fat joke here) of it and little else because he doesnt really like how it's evolved and how it isnt a reflection of him, he's not wrong that you really shouldnt be that reliant on it to it but as always with Bob it's a self serving rationalization of his emotions rather than meaninful critique, with some doublethink to ignore the contradictions.

Now I wonder what he would be like HAD gaming evolved in a way he approved. Somehow being even more insufferable? *shudder*
 
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