Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chaos Theorist]

Well, Oscar season is upon us once again...
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...And I have a hunch that Dunkirk will fill the void La La Land left as "The frontrunner he'll sperg endlessly about." But what'll be this year's Hidden Figures, a.k.a. "The film he'll blow endlessly for the most obvious reasons"?

fftopic: They might just give Nolan the Best Picture and Best Director oscars as a thank you nod.

 

[Positron]

Well, Oscar season is upon us once again...

...And I have a hunch that Dunkirk will fill the void La La Land left as "The frontrunner he'll sperg endlessly about." But what'll be this year's Hidden Figures, a.k.a. "The film he'll blow endlessly for the most obvious reasons"?

This year's SJW wank object is Get Out. The film is very well received, and is very, well, current year. Normally one would not expect a genre film like a horror-comedy to grab the top awards, but you never know these days.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here is a mirror of Bob's Thor: Ragnarok review.


He dismisses the criticisms of the MCU while making another dig at Spider-Man: Homecoming in the written review.

His face makes such a great ipecac.

 

[AnOminous]

Here is a mirror of Bob's Thor: Ragnarok review.

How does this guy look fat and gaunt at the same time? He somehow has hollow cheeks and doesn't just look fat like a jolly fat man, but like a fish-belly white pile of sickness and poor health.

 

[RockVolnutt]

How does this guy look fat and gaunt at the same time? He somehow has hollow cheeks and doesn't just look fat like a jolly fat man, but like a fish-belly white pile of sickness and poor health.

Superior genetics? He's evolved past your Inferior understanding of "fat" and "gaunt".

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's acting like more of a bitch than usual:

Spoiler: You may feel the need to drive all the way to Boston solely to punch Bob in the face.

And why is he such a salty, sociopathic bitch this morning?

Oh yeah, ain't got no munee. There's kind of a cruel irony that he won't reap the rewards of a video about a movie that's been a part of his autistic obsessions for some time. Of course, seeing how this is Bob, I'm replacing "cruel" with "wholly deserving".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob's acting like more of a bitch than usual:

Christ almighty! How does Bob manage to pull the pathetic individual that you know ultimately isn't worth your frustration, but at the same time meeting him in person would take all your willpower not to cave his skull in with bat?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's acting like more of a bitch than usual:
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Spoiler: You may feel the need to drive all the way to Boston solely to punch Bob in the face.

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And why is he such a salty, sociopathic bitch this morning?
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Oh yeah, ain't got no munee. There's kind of a cruel irony that he won't reap the rewards of a video about a movie that's been a part of his autistic obsessions for some time. Of course, seeing how this is Bob, I'm replacing "cruel" with "wholly deserving".

Any moron who spergs about "the worst President of all time" without once uttering the words James Buchanan is a -- well, a moron. Like I said. So Bob doesn't know history any better than he does film or video games. Is he proficient at any discipline at all?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Any moron who spergs about "the worst President of all time" without once uttering the words James Buchanan is a -- well, a moron. Like I said. So Bob doesn't know history any better than he does film or video games. Is he proficient at any discipline at all?

Eating.

 

[Mola Ram]

Eating.

I also would have accepted "smugness."

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's always great when someone calls out Bob for his rhetoric so thoroughly. Bonus points for being a gay guy and using SJW tactics against him.
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I also love the big stress sigh, like it pains him to be a considerate person.

You ask some. You get some, fatty.

And why is he such a salty, sociopathic bitch this morning?
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Oh yeah, ain't got no munee. There's kind of a cruel irony that he won't reap the rewards of a video about a movie that's been a part of his autistic obsessions for some time. Of course, seeing how this is Bob, I'm replacing "cruel" with "wholly deserving".

Poetic justice at its finest. And even tells Bob to let it go. He won't be going anywhere with this. I wish that strike doesn't away so his video is taken down, and gets a strike for it. That'll be glorious.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Any moron who spergs about "the worst President of all time" without once uttering the words James Buchanan is a -- well, a moron. Like I said. So Bob doesn't know history any better than he does film or video games. Is he proficient at any discipline at all?

You think that a man's incompetence that helped lead to the single bloodiest war in American history that nearly destroyed the republic would take presence over a man who gets into Twitter fights with news organizations, but I guess current year. Also what the hell does Bob expect Trump to do about Puerto Rico because I would hate to have to manage the situation of disaster relief of three major hurricanes. Also, Bob should have said life in charlottesville rather than lives as only one person died from a massive heart attack from the driver plowing into the crowd.

 

[Foltest]

When people use the term "worst ever" to describe something, you know that they have the memories of a goldfish. As @Mola Ram said, James Buchanan was a bigger fuckup and if you want to limit it to the 20th century Warren G Harding. Is Trump embarrassing? Sure but he is not the worst.

 

[Positron]

He probably thinks BvS, a film not even 2 years old, as the Worst Film Ever anyway.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Any moron who spergs about "the worst President of all time" without once uttering the words James Buchanan is a -- well, a moron. Like I said. So Bob doesn't know history any better than he does film or video games. Is he proficient at any discipline at all?

"James Who?"

 

[Lensherr]

For a guy whose entire schtick revolves around the 80s, it sure is convenient he doesn't remember it here.
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The only thing you've earned is diabetes.
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Also, is that a DANG, DIRTY FPS I see? Glad to know you'll throw out your convictions toward entertainment the second something starts pandering to your tastes.

I'm shocked he even HAS an XBox One

Here is a mirror of Bob's Thor: Ragnarok review.


He dismisses the criticisms of the MCU while making another dig at Spider-Man: Homecoming in the written review.

I'm pretty sure the only reason he hates Homecoming so much is because of his nostalgia-boner for the Raimi movies, because you could apply his criticisms of it to several other MCU films (*cough*Iron Man 2 and Thor: The Dark World*cough*).

Bob's acting like more of a bitch than usual:
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Spoiler: You may feel the need to drive all the way to Boston solely to punch Bob in the face.

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And why is he such a salty, sociopathic bitch this morning?
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Oh yeah, ain't got no munee. There's kind of a cruel irony that he won't reap the rewards of a video about a movie that's been a part of his autistic obsessions for some time. Of course, seeing how this is Bob, I'm replacing "cruel" with "wholly deserving".

Well I guess that means Obama was responsible for the cop killings in Dallas.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

How does this guy look fat and gaunt at the same time? He somehow has hollow cheeks and doesn't just look fat like a jolly fat man, but like a fish-belly white pile of sickness and poor health.

He looks gaunt probably because he’s constantly frowning cuz he’s a miserable tool.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh yeah, ain't got no munee. There's kind of a cruel irony that he won't reap the rewards of a video about a movie that's been a part of his autistic obsessions for some time. Of course, seeing how this is Bob, I'm replacing "cruel" with "wholly deserving".

What a horrible injustice for Super Fat Boy that he won't be able to profit by stealing the intellectual property of people he despises.

 

[Toxinophile]

He probably thinks BvS, a film not even 2 years old, as the Worst Film Ever anyway.

In his stupid rant vid, he said that BvS is the worst film of a generation.

I have seen these hour long vids of his. This is how he thinks.

 

[Odie Esty]

I think the most revealing thing about the bvs breakdown is how profoundly insecure bob ia. Of the hour and a half run time i'd wager a good 50ish minutes is dedicated to justifying the review's existence. He cant just let it stand on its own and accept whatever criticism comes his way. Its also very surface level criticism, ive seen a handful of other BvS reviews and most of them made the same points in half the time without speeding up their voice.