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In a world where Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, Jack and Jill, Nine Lives and the works of Seltzer/Friedberg exist, BvS is really fucking benign by comparison.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Or YouTube "stars" trying to transition to films as seen in the Fred trilogy, Not Cool and Smosh: The Movie.
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"BobMovie" when? It'll have a big climactic scene where the Chipman bros joust with plastic sticks on rascals for the fate of the Superior Future.
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TheTownlyBomb: I had friends who died in foreign wars.
Moviebob: Yeah yeah, I'm sure they were Republicans. But let me tell you what will constitute a tragedy in the Superior Future.
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Holy hell he spends like an hour talking about why you can't criticize him. Which is always a good argument anyway. Without making a real point. And I've still got a goddamn half hour to go.
EDIT: He then spent time on debating if he was gonna do a video on Lord of the Rings. Actual time. Like full minutes. I'm so glad he's not making money for this.
EDIT: He then spent time on debating if he was gonna do a video on Lord of the Rings. Actual time. Like full minutes. I'm so glad he's not making money for this.
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How the hell is this lump not diagnosed with the tism?
He has the emotional intelligence of an ingrown toenail
He has the emotional intelligence of an ingrown toenail
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Good eaters don't get diabetes and lose their feet from it.
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Seriously? Jesus, I knew the video was going to be padded as hell given the insane length, but I didn't realize he'd go way off topic like that (there's no way in hell I'm going to listen to Bahb's obnoxious nasally accent for 80 minutes).
And what's he gonna do with Lord of the Rings? Is he insinuating that it's bad?
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But Bob! I thought you were part of that superior future and had bettered yourself so you didn't have to depend on your job being outsourced or being replaced by brown people...
Superior Future looking a little less secure there, Bob??
Sorry for double post but...
Yeah, if someone brings up bad films and isn't mentioning The Room, Birdemic, The Happening or FUCKING ROLLERGATOR, they can be safely ignored.
Also, holy crap does Bob have alcolytes? I checked twitter to see if anything continued between Bob & Townly and...
LOL "destroying trust in democratic process"
"Pen and phone" anybody? So weird to see folks who literally still believe what the media tells them. Still, even THOSE insane people are schooling Bob. How sad is that?
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My favorite is "the embrace of the imperial presidency," as if that hasn't been a concern since Lincoln, as if there weren't political cartoons of Jackson as a king, as if Adams didn't argue for the president to be referred to as His Excellency, as if the Louisiana purchase never happened.
Folks, we now know how dumb a Chipman acolyte must be.
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"Autistic"
How dare Whitey try to keep roofs over their heads. They should be shamed 24/7!
And after all this time, he's still clinging on to the belief that Hillary dindu nuffin.
How dare Whitey try to keep roofs over their heads. They should be shamed 24/7!
And after all this time, he's still clinging on to the belief that Hillary dindu nuffin.
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I guess I’m a “writer” on the internet too, because I make posts on forums.
You're as much a writer as Wu is a “game designer” and Dobson is a “professional artist”, Bobbo.
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Did this swollen lump of dogshit really just say that economic anxiety is fake if it's in the red states? Did he really say that?
He didn't. Come on, @SexyTimesHitler, tell me you doctored that tweet.
Or tell me fatso is going to go on a hike through Appalachia so he can see what deprivation really looks like.
He didn't. Come on, @SexyTimesHitler, tell me you doctored that tweet.
Or tell me fatso is going to go on a hike through Appalachia so he can see what deprivation really looks like.
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How is this any different from someone saying working people are subsidizing lazy niggers and wetbacks?
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They're America's fridge, they don't get to have opinions. You think Chipman is going to take shit from his fridge? Probably
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Maybe he thinks Winter's Bone was a fantasy movie, I don't know.
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Hardcore :powerlevel:powerleveling:powerlevel: follows, read at your own risk.
As I've indicated here and there, I'm a New York kiwi. But it wasn't always so. Mama Ram was born in the poorest part of Appalachia, in western NC. She grew up in a kind of poverty that most of us can only imagine. She didn't have reliable electricity for much of her life, my grandfather was a drunk, and until the age of 11 her whole family was dirt poor. At that age, her mother died from meningitis because their house was too snowbound for emergency services to reach; her father drank himself to death six months later. She and her numerous siblings were split up among various relatives, most of whom were pretty shitty. She didn't see a dentist until she was in her first year of college (a special college only open to the poor) and had problems with her teeth for the rest of her life. Malnutrition from the time she was born led to lifelong digestive issues which may have led to the cancer that killed her.
She got out of that poverty and wound up as a fairly celebrated epidemiologist. But she never lost touch with those roots, with the people she knew growing up. In the last 15 years or so of her life she turned from lifelong Democratic voting to hardcore rightwingery specifically because the Democratic party was turning its back on people like her.
So when I remember her history, when I remember the things I saw during semi-regular trips to that part of the country, and then when I hear this fat, bloated, self-righteous, pig-ignorant, immature, loathsome, hateful, marble-mouthed, short-dicked, ass-fucking PRIVILEGED simpleton dare to proclaim that the poverty that shaped my mother and her family's entire fucking life is "fake"...
She got out of that poverty and wound up as a fairly celebrated epidemiologist. But she never lost touch with those roots, with the people she knew growing up. In the last 15 years or so of her life she turned from lifelong Democratic voting to hardcore rightwingery specifically because the Democratic party was turning its back on people like her.
So when I remember her history, when I remember the things I saw during semi-regular trips to that part of the country, and then when I hear this fat, bloated, self-righteous, pig-ignorant, immature, loathsome, hateful, marble-mouthed, short-dicked, ass-fucking PRIVILEGED simpleton dare to proclaim that the poverty that shaped my mother and her family's entire fucking life is "fake"...
... Well, Mola Ram wants to rip out a diabetic heart and feed it to the fat fuck. Just a little.
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Oh wow, shitposting. Woe is you.
"I love disagreement..."
Well, that' what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy without taking a shot first.
Boo hoo, what a challenging life. Sure, he wrote off experiences like @Mola Ram's mother as "fake" (Sincere condolences), but he doesn't get to play Mario now, so his life's automatically harder.
"I love disagreement..."
Well, that' what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy without taking a shot first.
Boo hoo, what a challenging life. Sure, he wrote off experiences like @Mola Ram's mother as "fake" (Sincere condolences), but he doesn't get to play Mario now, so his life's automatically harder.
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