Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Unfortunately for Bob, Dems don't have 2/3rds of either house, never mind both. And even if they did, those 3/4ths of the states Bob most reviles would never ratify an Amendment.

As for "Pulled out of air" - read a fucking book without pictures, you slob.

He really does fail at some core concepts doesn't he. Jefferson did not "give" us those rights. Nor can they take them back. That's kind of the key element to the whole thing. Dear liberals around here read this and understand, people like Bob are the reason the 2nd Amendment exists. What it was designed to protect against are Bob's. Bon wishes to create Venezuela and he would be just as effective at it as Maduro, whom he resembles in oh so many ways.

I wonder if it will ever dawn on him just how close his hated GOP is to having the werewithal to run the tables at the State level? They currently control 38 states with full 2 house legislative and governor control of 34. The magic numbers are 36 and 40.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I wonder if it will ever dawn on him just how close his hated GOP is to having the werewithal to run the tables at the State level? They currently control 38 states with full 2 house legislative and governor control of 34. The magic numbers are 36 and 40.

I am horrified to say, not one fellow Democrat in my social circle is either aware of this or what it could possibly portend.

Keep this shit up and say hello to your new inalienable right to life, niggers. There's your superior future.

 

[Mola Ram]

I am horrified to say, not one fellow Democrat in my social circle is either aware of this or what it could possibly portend.

Keep this shit up and say hello to your new inalienable right to life, niggers. There's your superior future.

Well if they actually taught civics in this country anymore, not only would your friends realize their peril, but Bob might actually understand what an inalienable right is.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I think the thing that really does bother me most about Blobbo and honestly how most these new left leaning people act.

Now I'm Left no if's no buts about that. But we're not a minority we're not a victim we're not the little guy fighting the overwhelming right political power. And if we were you know what the very first thing we'd do? Distance ourselves from people like Robert Chippingham over here. The shit he says is abhorrent it's the sort of shit that would turn general opinion so far against you it might be unrecoverable if the left was in any sort of political concern or a position of danger.

But it's not. And Chob Bipman over here is a prime example of that.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yes, focus all our efforts on taking legal guns out of the hands of legal citizens who bought them legally. That will solve all our problems with illegal guns being used illegally to commit crimes. Do you get the fucking point, Blob? Yanking guns from some farmer in Illnois won't stop the gangs killing each other on a daily basis in your precious New York, you dumb cunt.

 

[BubbleButt]

One might say most, if not all, of Robert Chipman's political and social views are positively "Bobsolete".

 

[Done]

There needs to be a "diabetic content" rating. I don't know what's sadder, the thought of Blob ordering 140 McNuggets alone in a McDonald's ,or him bringing it to a party.

What makes you think he bought it for a party? Why would anyone party with Bob? So they can hear about the glorious future? They can do that via Twitter.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

What makes you think he bought it for a party? Why would anyone party with Bob?

:autism:

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

We saw a picture of Bob and his friends.

They literally looked like a crew of retards on a day trip from the group home

 

[Lensherr]

So Disney may purchase the film and television divisions of 21st Century Fox:

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/06/21s...o-sell-most-of-company-to-disney-sources.html

I guarantee you the Mushroom Kingdom Mussolini will be furiously fapping to the implications this has for the MCU.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So Disney may purchase the film and television divisions of 21st Century Fox:

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/06/21s...o-sell-most-of-company-to-disney-sources.html

I guarantee you the Mushroom Kingdom Mussolini will be furiously fapping to the implications this has for the MCU.

I know it's the Marvel name that draws him in but it'd be interesting to see Bob rationalize any affection he'll show towards the Richards family. You'd think he'd call it part of the Inferior Past since they're intended to be the idealized American family and he already tosses that label at other IPs that aren't nuMarvel with less connections to concepts he hates.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob doesn't seem to have noticed that the shooter had a conviction for domestic violence which should have made him fail a background check. The problem is that the current laws aren't working properly. What Bob seems to want to do is to bring in more laws which may not work properly either rather than fixing the existing ones. And he says that while accusing his opponents of never thinking about anything.

Bob is one of those morons who think that laws are some kind of magical incantation and that the moment a "Mommy Please Make the Bad Man Stop" law is signed, the Superior Future begins.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob is one of those morons who think that laws are some kind of magical incantation and that the moment a "Mommy Please Make the Bad Man Stop" law is signed, the Superior Future begins.

So you're saying that Bob is mentally challenged...

 

[Positron]

So you're saying that Bob is mentally challenged...

Let's say Bobby's "world view" is one of magical thinking wrapped in technological garb: a cargo cultist waiting for the Great Science Mother.

Also The Great Blob bestows on us unworthy mortals a piece of Filmic Wisdom:

Nah, judicious editing does solve narrative problems: by pruning unnecessary distractions and keep the audience focusing on the main story. If the story is so complicated that it cannot be told in a reasonable duration of a film, then it might be time to recast the story.

Meanwhile he continues his crossover fever dream, over Disney's possible acquisition of Fox.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Also The Great Blob bestows on us unworthy mortals a piece of Filmic Wisdom:

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You know, brevity is the soul of wit. Bob has never been good with downsizing though. His tweets, videos and blog posts have always been excruciatingly long. It seems this is actually a conscience choice because length somehow equals confidence in his warped mind.

Oh yeah, there's one other bit of proof Bob sucks at downsizing. You know what it is.

 

[RodgerDodger]

There needs to be a "diabetic content" rating. I don't know what's sadder, the thought of Blob ordering 140 McNuggets alone in a McDonald's ,or him bringing it to a party.

The South Park Guys are Fucking Prophets at times

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Let's say Bobby's "world view" is one of magical thinking wrapped in technological garb: a cargo cultist waiting for the Great Science Mother.

Also The Great Blob bestows on us unworthy mortals a piece of Filmic Wisdom:

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Nah, judicious editing does solve narrative problems: by pruning unnecessary distractions and keep the audience focusing on the main story. If the story is so complicated that it cannot be told in a reasonable duration of a film, then it might be time to recast the story.

Meanwhile he continues his crossover fever dream, over Disney's possible acquisition of Fox.

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I’m guessing Bobby hasn’t seen The Orville, a show by Seth McFarlane that people say is a great spiritual successor to Star Trek and a BETTER Star Trek than the actual STD series running now.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I’m guessing Bobby hasn’t seen The Orville, a show by Seth McFarlane that people say is a great spiritual successor to Star Trek and a BETTER Star Trek than the actual STD series running now.

Because Bob would rather catch STDs than agree that Seth McFarlane can do something better than "muh diversity" squad could ever shit out.

 

[AnOminous]

Because Bob would rather catch STDs than agree that Seth McFarlane can do something better than "muh diversity" squad could ever shit out.

Bob is not in any danger of ever contracting STDs.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

It's pretty fucking sad that a dude who's almost forty is legitimately theorizing the logistics of having a popular slasher movie character interact with characters from a family movie.

Also his idea for Toy Story 4 is stupid. Sid doesn't need redemption and he sure as hell doesn't need to be Gerry's apprentice. Neither of those ideas really gel with what made the character memorable in the first movie. Sid's cameo in 3 was fanservice; they don't need to do anything else with him.

Autistic fanboys have this gross tendency to think that being a True and Honest fan of anything requires you fucking milk and wring out every concept of the original work until it's beaten dry enough to be used as substitute leather.

Dobson has his "Link has pink hair and Mario is not Italian" fetish, Bob has this Toy Story idea with Sid who wasn't even relevant past the first film. As well, his pitches tend to do shit like this too. His Megaman pitch from a while ago included Mayl Sakurai into it's script who, for those of you who don't know, is a character from a completely different timeline than the original Megaman games for the NES. His crazy fan-fic nonsense went out of it's way to force unnecessary characters from other parts of the franchise into a fucking "adult reboot" for no reason other than "I'm a fan hurr-durr".

Validating nostalgia is all that man-children like Moviebob have; It's why they get so asshurt when you tell them their childhood fantasies were stupid.