Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I hope Bob's brain gets put in a robot too...

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I need to make a burner twitter, simply to politely ask Blob why he always types media names in ALL CAPS for whatever reason.

He has to know it looks dumb.
He's not the only one who does that. It's some weird quirk in Film Twitter that I don't remotely understand.
His hateboner for South Park never ceases to amuse me.

I dunno exactly why, but I think it's just the idea of something as willfully and unrepentantly stupid as South Park rustling his jimbos so badly that just makes me laugh.

Maybe he hates it because they made Trump jokes that were actually funny.
For a guy who tries to act cultured, South Park seems to be his only frame of reference for satire, as he compared Okja and The Square to SP, two movies that are nothing like the show whatsoever.
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This dude would shit his pants if he ever had to read Swift or de Balzac.
 
We all know Bob started hating South Park hard during season 19. It actually makes a lot of sense why. What does Bob hate more than anything? Dudebros. When Bob added his dumb skits and story to the GameOverthinker series his first villain was a dudebro strawman of everything Bob hates about gamers who are different than him.
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A few years later Bob jumps on board with the social justice movement in gaming which I theorize is partially because his hatred of dudebros. Then later South Park starts making fun of the PC movement and what do we get? A dudebro character who is into social justice.
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This is why he hates South Park so much. They took the same character trope idea and spun it in his direction.
 
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Chemical addictions occur in the brain. His robot body would reject his brain when it was forced to consume sugar when it only needed electricity.

I’m thinking of that scenes in Robocop 2 where the robot pulls its own head off. Can you imagine the poor robot that wakes up and discovers that it has been plugged into Bob Chipman’s Brain?
 
I’m thinking of that scenes in Robocop 2 where the robot pulls its own head off. Can you imagine the poor robot that wakes up and discovers that it has been plugged into Bob Chipman’s Brain?

That's a horror movie we take our robot dates to when we want to cuddle.

And because I always look for an excuse to post this:

EDIT: ooooo someone ought to do the same as above but with moviebob quotes
 
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But when he talks about brainwashing kids, it's a-ok.
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Have a reasonable stance against abortion? YOU'RE R-TARDED!
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"The GOO"
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2017 Bob in one tweet.

Autism ahoy:
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2017 Bob in one tweet.

Autism ahoy:
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Only Bob would be autistic enough compare the Hillary/Trump election to the Marvel cinematic universe competing against DC.

Except...Hillary lost. And he's clearly trying to compare Hillary to Marvel. Sooo...that would mean DC is dominating against all odds.

Kinda fucked up the comparison there, didn't he?
 
Only Bob would be autistic enough compare the Hillary/Trump election to the Marvel cinematic universe competing against DC.

Except...Hillary lost. And he's clearly trying to compare Hillary to Marvel. Sooo...that would mean DC is dominating against all odds.

Kinda fucked up the comparison there, didn't he?
It's actually true that DC is trouncing Marvel when it comes to comics.
 
Bob: "We could be looking at the end of Warner Bros."

Box Office Mojo: "Warner Bros is currently the studio with the biggest market share."

lol okay Bob.
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Can someone tell this fat piece of dick waffles that WB isn't purely DC. A visit on Box Office mojo can save you from looking like a ignorant moron.


Somebody's actually influenced by Bob. Excuse me for a moment...
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There's many internet reviewers that were inspired by this insipid autistic asshole. But what kills me is the fact they STILL look Bob like a genuine source of film criticism. How can people still like him despite his ego?
 
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Because seeing a movie you don't like multiple times totally means you're healthy and have superior tastes.
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"Nobody gives a shit about Steppenwolf."

COMICS EXPERT MY ASS.
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And lastly, a three-way cow crossover. You can almost feel the collective thirsty loneliness.
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Jesus H. Christ, stop trying to force memes, Bob. They never spread beyond your cult for a good reason.
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Because seeing a movie you don't like multiple times totally means you're healthy and have superior tastes.
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Granted I didn't see the film but what's the contradiction? It's not like Cyborg couldn't have been "offline"/unconscious until after that happened or didn't know all the extra stuff he could do until then. Did Justice League show him running around with a prosthetic turning into a laser cannon while watching the events of BvS unfold on the news?

The clip in BvS doesn't show the end result of that Mother Box fusing to him.

Jesus H. Christ, stop trying to force memes, Bob. They never spread beyond your cult for a good reason.
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I don't get it.
 
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Because seeing a movie you don't like multiple times totally means you're healthy and have superior tastes.
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"Nobody gives a shit about Steppenwolf."

COMICS EXPERT MY ASS.
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And lastly, a three-way cow crossover. You can almost feel the collective thirsty loneliness.
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Jesus H. Christ, stop trying to force memes, Bob. They never spread beyond your cult for a good reason.
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Who else thinks that this is going to be his #1 worst movie of the year?
 
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