Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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iafiv said:
I never expected such a long analysis about why BvS sucks.I mean 3 hours for a movie that is less than that.Only the most obsessed guys would ever do that.Either that or someone that got paid a lot of money to do it.
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It would literally take you less time to watch the movie yourself and form your own opinion on it. And that's a far more worthwhile endeavor than watching someone else sperg about it for even longer than the movie.
 
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So, almost at the home stretch. This fucker. Like, he makes a point about how Marvel gets to use all this cultural consciousness stuff, but then says that this movie can't allow to give Batman a redemption arc. Because we don't know what good Batman is.

Now he tries to justify this by claiming the movie has been saying "This ain't your daddy's Batman" but where? When? The Marvel movies have changed their whole thing. So why are you allowed to cheer when someone says Stephen Strange on the phone? But, this movie can't assume we know what good Batman is.

Also, having watched all of this. I realized he's said for fucking hours that it's a poorly edited movie. Over and over and over and over.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Forgive the :offtopic:, but I think Bob's ignorance of one of the cornerstones of modern Nerd Chic is worth illuminating further.

So in the hoorow leading up to the release of the final book in the series, someone asked Rowling about her religious beliefs. She said she preferred not to discuss them, not because it made her uncomfortable, but because it might give away crucial plot points in Harry's story. At which point I turned to ... well, someone, and said, "Ah! She's a Christian, and Harry is going to sacrifice his life and resurrect, which will somehow redeem the Wizarding World."

Which is exactly what happens in the last few chapters of Deathly Hallows. (I also predicted who would play Horace Slughorn, but that's not important right now.)

Further, in the churchyard scene referenced by @His Dewliness, the gravestones for both the Potter and Dumbledore families are engraved with explicit Biblical quotations, though they aren't identified as such. This, along with the fact every single book (not sure about the movies) includes an important scene at Christmastime, establishes pretty thoroughly that, yeah, Christianity exists in the Potterverse.

As for Bob's autistic ideas for fanfiction ... well come on, are you even surprised at this point?
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Woe and pity to the man who cannot perform well the singular duty that God himself has assigned to him, for in failing that purpose there is no greater shame.

Bob has had ONE thing his entire life, his "nerdiness" and he can't even do THAT right. Absolutely pathetic.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Also, having watched all of this. I realized he's said for fucking hours that it's a poorly edited movie. Over and over and over and over.
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A guy who takes longer than the movie itself to tell you nothing more than "We hateesssss it nassssty nassssty Batmansses" is in no position to tell anyone else they need better editing.
 
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Ah yes. The large Evangelical Christian community of 1990s England.

For someone so progressive Bob is very Amero-centric.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Witness Bob's bitching about being demonetized.
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It makes you even wonder why he pursues the endeavor is making videos is his whole way he makes a living. I have seen the 1 combined review of Half in the Bag of Jack and Jill where it was less of a review of the film and more of why it is a cynical piece of product placement and contempt, but Bob doesn't even scratch the surface of that.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
It makes you even wonder why he pursues the endeavor is making videos is his whole way he makes a living. I have seen the 1 combined review of Half in the Bag of Jack and Jill where it was less of a review of the film and more of why it is a cynical piece of product placement and contempt, but Bob doesn't even scratch the surface of that.
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Bob doesn't have nearly enough knowledge of the film industry to make a video even close to that Half in the Bag. This is the guy who thinks one underperforming movie is enough to sink Warner Bros. entirely. He is clueless.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Bob doesn't have nearly enough knowledge of the film industry to make a video even close to that Half in the Bag. This is the guy who thinks one underperforming movie is enough to sink Warner Bros. entirely. He is clueless.
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I wonder if he even acutely aware of the severe financial troubles that Colombia pictures is facing? That is an example of a studio that is a few flops away from at least severe downsizing.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Part of me wishes he was a pretentious art film critic because at least Blob could at least seem smarter about his opinions on films.
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Oh Lord, really? I suppose the comedy potential is boundless.

On Aguirre, the Wrath of God: "Why are all these fackin' Spanish conquistadoahs speakin' German?"

On Cremaster: "Looks like a New Yawk City tourism video. Didn't know it was a DCU movie. Man, Cheetah's legs look weird."

On Tetsuo the Iron Man: "What a fackin' ripoff, this guy's clearly infected with the techno virus from X-Men. Zero stahs."
 
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Who cares if Harry Potter is "theologically interesting" or not? Isn't Christianity an "obsolete superstition" anyway?

And if kids got into HP to rebel against their "super-shitty crazy-religious parents", so what? Said kids might just readily flout their parents' admonitions and play super sexualized video games, or even an FPS!
 
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AnOminous said:
A guy who takes longer than the movie itself to tell you nothing more than "We hateesssss it nassssty nassssty Batmansses" is in no position to tell anyone else they need better editing.
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To be fair he hasn't said that himself, but it's the line I've noticed in all of his bitching. Is the movie could just have used one more script edit and one more film edit.
 
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