Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sorry to double post but while looking around, I think I found the one bob-related image that's funnier than his mario costume:

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Now imagine Bob in form fitting spandex.

 

[Done]

Now imagine Bob in form fitting spandex.

 

[RockVolnutt]

No, because Linkara has actually had sex. (I'm not sure if it was genuine, PIV sex with a vaginally endowed woman, but it was sex of some sort.)

Linkara can also read as far as I'm aware.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

lol Oh but wait, I think we've gotten off track from the real story. SHE has favorited HIS tweets. (assuming that's not actually Bob in a side gig) At least once, maybe sometime I can dig and see if there are more. But she does post stuff like...
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What if she, is thirsty for him??

It’s probably some bearded trucker who thinks he’s a kawaii futa, so I hope there will be a hookup.
And there will be blood. From MevieBlaab’s asshole. Because he’s fat.

 

[techno-confederate]

"The future doesn't belong to racist, nationalistic states....it belongs to China."

Should we tell him?

 

[Kyria the Great]

"The future doesn't belong to racist, nationalistic states....it belongs to China."

Should we tell him?

I say much like Santa Claus, let Bobby Boy still believe his delusions.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"The future doesn't belong to racist, nationalistic states....it belongs to China."

Should we tell him?

But it doesn't have racists. I mean...how many white people live there? As we all know white people are inherently racist unless they are more evolved like the Chipman is.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Chipman? More like Chip Chipperson, amirite?

 

[Mola Ram]

Chipman? More like Chip Chipperson, amirite?

While Chip Chipperson is immeasurably funnier than Bob, it's long past time somebody did a Chipman comic parody. Podcast, standup, character in a story, something. I see him as, I dunno, an assistant manager at a comic book shop, or a community college professor of new media journalism.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Seriously though, is there truly any redeeming qualities of Bob Chipman?

He loves his brother.
He produces his content on time.
He is occasionally correct about a movie and a lot of the games he likes are okay
He earns his own keep of his own work.

That's all I've got and I spent 20 minutes thinking on this.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

While Chip Chipperson is immeasurably funnier than Bob, it's long past time somebody did a Chipman comic parody. Podcast, standup, character in a story, something. I see him as, I dunno, an assistant manager at a comic book shop, or a community college professor of new media journalism.

We already have the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He loves his brother.
He produces his content on time.
He is occasionally correct about a movie and a lot of the games he likes are okay
He earns his own keep of his own work.

That's all I've got and I spent 20 minutes thinking on this.

Truth be told if he kept his politics out of his videos, his content wouldn't be terrible though not quite my taste. Though if you want a better channel that goes into great detail about genre movies and the ins and outs of them, Midnight's Edge is a fantastic channel for that.

 

[RockVolnutt]

While Chip Chipperson is immeasurably funnier than Bob, it's long past time somebody did a Chipman comic parody. Podcast, standup, character in a story, something. I see him as, I dunno, an assistant manager at a comic book shop, or a community college professor of new media journalism.

>"Hey, you guys got that new Batman annual?"
>"I don't stock trash like DC. How about the newest Miles Morales comic instead? It's our most ordered comic"
>"I don't know. Has anything interesting happened in it?"
>"....."
>"Don't worry about it. I'll look up a review on my phone"
>"GET OUT OF MY STORE"
>The store runs out of business the following week.

I could see Bob fucking over a comic store by not ordering stuff that sells and instead going for whatever the woke crowd on Twitter might post a meme of. Assuming he doesn't get fired as soon as someone says "Bob, what the fuck did you think we're going to do with 5,000 issues of Squirrel Girl? There's not even that many people who shop here"

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, Bob hates @LordKaT now, and thinks he's the reason for his higher view counts. You can't spell "Narcissism" without Bob.

 

[NQ 952]

lol bob you fucking retard. My higher view count comes from literally catering to people that are absolutely opposed to your inbred viewpoints.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Rocketeer, The" "Monster Squad, The".

Cheater.

Also, what TMNT movie came out in 1989?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"Rocketeer, The" "Monster Squad, The".

Cheater.

Also, what TMNT movie came out in 1989?
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I think he's cheating with the TMNT date because he hates the 90s and wants to associate the live-action movie with his beloved 80s, even if it's a year's difference.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he's cheating with the TMNT date because he hates the 90s and wants to associate the live-action movie with his beloved 80s, even if it's a year's difference.

Well if he weren't an idiot who never read Arthur C. Clarke, he'd know that technically the last year of the 1980s was 1990. *snorts and adjusts nerd-spectacles*

 

[The Nothingness]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

 

[Kyria the Great]

How can Bob like Aliens when it has dudebros aka the Colonial Marines?

At the end of the day Bob is jealous that the dudebros will always be the action stars who fight the monsters or get the girl in the end so that is why he puts them down.